The Best Man in Garotte by Frank Harris
Lawyer Rablay had come from nobody knew where. He was a small man, almost
as round as a billiard ball. His body was round, his head was round; his
blue eyes and even his mouth and chin were round; his nose was a perky
snub; he was florid and prematurely bald—a picture of good-humour.
And yet he was a power in Garotte. When he came to the camp, a row was the
only form of recreation known to the miners. A "fuss" took men out of
themselves, and was accordingly hailed as an amusement; besides, it
afforded a subject of conversation. But after Lawyer Rablay's arrival
fights became comparatively infrequent. Would-be students of human nature
declared at first that his flow of spirits was merely animal, and that his
wit was thin; but even these envious ones had to admit later that his wit
told, and that his good-humour was catching.
Crocker and Harrison had nearly got to loggerheads one night for no reason
apparently, save that each had a high reputation for courage, and neither
could find a worthier antagonist. In the nick of time Rablay appeared; he
seemed to understand the situation at a glance, and broke in:
"See here, boys. I'll settle this. They're disputin'—I know they
are. Want to decide with bullets whether 'Frisco or Denver's the finest
city. 'Frisco's bigger and older, says Crocker; Harrison maintains
Denver's better laid out. Crocker replies in his quiet way that 'Frisco
ain't dead yet." Good temper being now re-established, Rablay went on:
"I'll decide this matter right off. Crocker and Harrison shall set up
drinks for the crowd till we're all laid out. And I'll tell a story," and
he began a tale which cannot be retold here, but which delighted the boys
as much by its salaciousness as by its vivacity.
Lawyer Rablay was to Garotte what novels, theatres, churches, concerts are
to more favoured cities; in fact, for some six months, he and his stories
constituted the chief humanizing influence in the camp. Deputations were
often despatched from Doolan's to bring Rablay to the bar. The miners got
up "cases" in order to give him work. More than once both parties in a
dispute, real or imaginary, engaged him, despite his protestations, as
attorney, and afterwards the boys insisted that, being advocate for both
sides, he was well fitted to decide the issue as judge. He had not been a
month in Garotte before he was christened Judge, and every question,
whether of claim-boundaries, the suitability of a nickname, or the value
of "dust," was submitted for his decision. It cannot be asserted that his
enviable position was due either to perfect impartiality or to infallible
wisdom. But every one knew that his judgments would be informed by shrewd
sense and good-humour, and would be followed by a story, and woe betide
the disputant whose perversity deferred that pleasure. So Garotte became a
sort of theocracy, with Judge Rablay as ruler. And yet he was, perhaps,
the only man in the community whose courage had never been tested or even
One afternoon a man came to Garotte, who had a widespread reputation. His
name was Bill Hitchcock. A marvellous shot, a first-rate poker-player, a
good rider—these virtues were outweighed by his desperate temper.
Though not more than five-and-twenty years of age his courage and ferocity
had made him a marked man. He was said to have killed half-a-dozen men;
and it was known that he had generally provoked his victims. No one could
imagine why he had come to Garotte, but he had not been half an hour in
the place before he was recognized. It was difficult to forget him, once
seen. He was tall and broad-shouldered; his face long, with well-cut
features; a brown moustache drooped negligently over his mouth; his heavy
eyelids were usually half-closed, but when in moments of excitement they
were suddenly updrawn, one was startled by a naked hardness of grey-green
Hitchcock spent the whole afternoon in Doolan's, scarcely speaking a word.
As night drew down, the throng of miners increased. Luck had been bad for
weeks; the camp was in a state of savage ill-humour. Not a few came to the
saloon that night intending to show, if an opportunity offered, that
neither Hitchcock nor any one else on earth could scare them. As minute
after minute passed the tension increased. Yet Hitchcock stood in the
midst of them, drinking and smoking in silence, seemingly unconcerned.
Presently the Judge came in with a smile on his round face and shot off a
merry remark. But the quip didn't take as it should have done. He was
received with quiet nods and not with smiles and loud greetings as usual.
Nothing daunted, he made his way to the bar, and, standing next to
Hitchcock, called for a drink.
"Come, Doolan, a Bourbon; our only monarch!"
Beyond a smile from Doolan the remark elicited no applause. Astonished,
the Judge looked about him; never in his experience had the camp been in
that temper. But still he had conquered too often to doubt his powers now.
Again and again he tried to break the spell—in vain. As a last
resort he resolved to use his infallible receipt against ill-temper.
"Boys! I've just come in to tell you one little story; then I'll have to
From force of habit the crowd drew towards him, and faces relaxed. Cheered
by this he picked up his glass from the bar and turned towards his
audience. Unluckily, as he moved, his right arm brushed against Hitchcock,
who was looking at him with half-opened eyes. The next moment Hitchcock
had picked up his glass and dashed it in the Judge's face. Startled,
confounded by the unexpected suddenness of the attack, Rablay backed two
or three paces, and, blinded by the rush of blood from his forehead, drew
out his handkerchief. No one stirred. It was part of the unwritten law in
Garotte to let every man in such circumstances play his game as he
pleased. For a moment or two the Judge mopped his face, and then he
started towards his assailant with his round face puckered up and
out-thrust hands. He had scarcely moved, however, when Hitchcock levelled
a long Navy Colt against his breast:
"Git back, you —— "
The Judge stopped. He was unarmed but not cowed. All of a sudden those
wary, long eyes of Hitchcock took in the fact that a score of revolvers
With lazy deliberation Dave Crocker moved out of the throng towards the
combatants, and standing between them, with his revolver pointing to the
ground, said sympathetically:
"Jedge, we're sorry you've been jumped, here in Garotte. Now, what would
"A fair fight," replied Rablay, beginning again to use his handkerchief.
"Wall," Crocker went on, after a pause for thought. "A square fight's good
but hard to get. This man," and his head made a motion towards Hitchcock
as he spoke, "is one of the best shots there is, and I reckon you're not
as good at shootin' as at—other things." Again he paused to think,
and then continued with the same deliberate air of careful reflection, "We
all cotton to you, Jedge; you know that. Suppose you pick a man who kin
shoot, and leave it to him. That'd be fair, an' you kin jes' choose any of
us, or one after the other. We're all willin'."
"No," replied the Judge, taking away the handkerchief, and showing a
jagged, red line on his forehead. "No! he struck me. I don't want
any one to help me, or take my place."
"That's right," said Crocker, approvingly; "that's right, Jedge, we all
like that, but 'tain't square, and this camp means to hev it square. You
bet!" And, in the difficult circumstances, he looked round for the
approval which was manifest on every one of the serious faces. Again he
began: "I guess, Jedge, you'd better take my plan, 'twould be surer. No!
Wall, suppose I take two six-shooters, one loaded, the other empty, and
put them under a capote on the table in the next room. You could
both go in and draw for weapons; that'd be square, I reckon?" and he
waited for the Judge's reply.
"Yes," replied Rablay, "that'd be fair. I agree to that."
"Hell!" exclaimed Hitchcock, "I don't. If he wants to fight, I'm here; but
I ain't goin' to take a hand in no sich derned game—with the cards
stocked agen me."
"Ain't you?" retorted Crocker, facing him, and beginning slowly. "I reckon
you'll play any game we say. See! any damned game we
like. D'ye understand?"
As no response was forthcoming to this defiance, he went into the other
room to arrange the preliminaries of the duel. A few moments passed in
silence, and then he came back through the lane of men to the two
"Jedge," he began, "the six-shooters are there, all ready. Would you like
to hev first draw, or throw for it with him?" contemptuously indicating
Hitchcock with a movement of his head as he concluded.
"Let us throw," replied Rablay, quietly.
In silence the three dice and the box were placed by Doolan on the bar. In
response to Crocker's gesture the Judge took up the box and rolled out two
fives and a three—thirteen. Every one felt that he had lost the
draw, but his face did not change any more than that of his adversary. In
silence Hitchcock replaced the dice in the box and threw a three, a four,
and a two—nine; he put down the box emphatically.
"Wall," Crocker decided impassively, "I guess that gives you the draw,
Jedge; we throw fer high in Garotte—sometimes," he went on, turning
as if to explain to Hitchcock, but with insult in his voice, and then,
"After you, Jedge!"
Rablay passed through the crowd into the next room. There, on a table, was
a small heap covered with a cloak. Silently the men pressed round, leaving
Crocker between the two adversaries in the full light of the swinging
"Now, Jedge," said Crocker, with a motion towards the table.
"No!" returned the Judge, with white, fixed face, "he won; let him draw
first. I only want a square deal."
A low hum of surprise went round the room. Garotte was more than satisfied
with its champion. Crocker looked at Hitchcock, and said:
"It's your draw, then." The words were careless, but the tone and face
spoke clearly enough.
A quick glance round the room and Hitchcock saw that he was trapped. These
men would show him no mercy. At once the wild beast in him appeared. He
stepped to the table, put his hand under the cloak, drew out a revolver,
dropped it, pointing towards Rablay's face, and pulled the trigger. A
sharp click. That revolver, at any rate, was unloaded. Quick as thought
Crocker stepped between Hitchcock and the table. Then he said:
"It's your turn now, Jedge!"
As he spoke a sound, half of relief and half of content came from the
throats of the onlookers. The Judge did not move. He had not quivered when
the revolver was levelled within a foot of his head; he did not appear to
have seen it. With set eyes and pale face, and the jagged wound on his
forehead whence the blood still trickled, he had waited, and now he did
not seem to hear. Again Crocker spoke:
"Come, Jedge, it's your turn."
The sharp, loud words seemed to break the spell which had paralyzed the
man. He moved to the table, and slowly drew the revolver from under the
cloak. His hesitation was too much for the crowd.
"Throw it through him, Jedge! Now's your chance. Wade in, Jedge!"
The desperate ferocity of the curt phrases seemed to move him. He raised
the revolver. Then came in tones of triumph:
"I'll bet high on the Jedge!"
He dropped the revolver on the floor, and fled from the room.
The first feeling of the crowd of men was utter astonishment, but in a
moment or two this gave place to half-contemptuous sympathy. What
expression this sentiment would have found it is impossible to say, for
just then Bill Hitchcock observed with a sneer:
"As he's run, I may as well walk;" and he stepped towards the bar-room.
Instantly Crocker threw himself in front of him with his face on fire.
"Walk—will ye?" he burst out, the long-repressed rage flaming up—"walk!
when you've jumped the best man in Garotte—walk! No, by God, you'll
crawl, d'ye hear? crawl—right out of this camp, right now!" and he
dropped his revolver on Hitchcock's breast.
Then came a wild chorus of shouts.
"That's right! That's the talk! Crawl, will ye! Down on yer hands and
knees. Crawl, damn ye! Crawl!" and a score of revolvers covered the
For a moment he stood defiant, looking his assailants in the eyes. His
face seemed to have grown thinner, and his moustache twitched with the
snarling movement of a brute at bay. Then he was tripped up and thrown
forwards amid a storm of, "Crawl, damn ye—crawl!" And so Hitchcock
crawled, on hands and knees, out of Doolan's.
Lawyer Rablay, too, was never afterwards seen in Garotte. Men said his
nerves had "give out."