Blunder by Louise E. Chollet
Blunder was going to the Wishing-Gate, to wish for a pair
of Shetland ponies, and a little coach, like Tom Thumb's.
And of course you can have your wish, if you once get there. But
the thing is, to find it; for it is not, as you imagine, a great gate,
with a tall marble pillar on each side, and a sign over the top, like
this, WISHING-GATE,—but just an old stile, made of three
sticks. Put up two fingers, cross them on the top with another
finger, and you have it exactly,—the way it looks, I mean,—a
worm-eaten stile, in a meadow; and as there are plenty of old
stiles in meadows, how are you to know which is the one?
Blunder's fairy godmother knew, but then she could not tell him,
for that was not according to fairy rules and regulations. She
could only direct him to follow the road, and ask the way of the
first owl he met; and over and over she charged him, for Blunder
was a very careless little boy, and seldom found anything, "Be
sure you don't miss him,—be sure you don't pass him by." And
so far Blunder had come on very well, for the road was straight;
but at the turn it forked. Should he go through the wood, or turn
to the right? There was an owl nodding in a tall oak-tree, the
first owl Blunder had seen; but he was a little afraid to wake him
up, for Blunder's fairy godmother had told him that this was a
great philosopher, who sat up all night to study the habits of frogs
and mice, and knew everything but what went on in the daylight,
under his nose; and he could think of nothing better to say to
this great philosopher than "Good Mr. Owl, will you please show
me the way to the Wishing-Gate?"
"Eh! what's that?" cried the owl, starting out of his nap.
"Have you brought me a frog?"
"No," said Blunder, "I did not know that you would like one.
Can you tell me the way to the Wishing-Gate?"
"Wishing-Gate! Wishing-Gate!" hooted the owl, very angry.
"Winks and naps! how dare you disturb me for such a thing as
that? Do you take me for a mile-stone! Follow your nose, sir,
follow your nose!"—and, ruffling up his feathers, the owl was
asleep again in a moment.
But how could Blunder follow his nose? His nose would turn
to the right, or take him through the woods, whichever way his
legs went, and "what was the use of asking the owl," thought
Blunder, "if this was all?" While he hesitated, a chipmunk
came skurrying down the path, and, seeing Blunder, stopped short
with a little squeak.
"Good Mrs. Chipmunk," said Blunder, "can you tell me the
way to the Wishing-Gate?"
"I can't, indeed," answered the chipmunk, politely. "What
with getting in nuts, and the care of a young family, I have so
little time to visit anything! But if you will follow the brook,
you will find an old water-sprite under a slanting stone, over which
the water pours all day with a noise like wabble! wabble! who, I
have no doubt, can tell you all about it. You will know him, for
he does nothing but grumble about the good old times when a
brook would have dried up before it would have turned a mill-wheel."
So Blunder went on up the brook, and, seeing nothing of the
water-sprite, or the slanting stone, was just saying to himself, "I
am sure I don't know where he is,—I can't find it," when he
spied a frog sitting on a wet stone.
"Mr. Frog," asked Blunder, "can you tell me the way to the
"I cannot," said the frog. "I am very sorry, but the fact is, I
am an artist. Young as I am, my voice is already remarked at our
concerts, and I devote myself so entirely to my profession of
music, that I have no time to acquire general information. But in
a pine-tree beyond, you will find an old crow, who, I am quite
sure, can show you the way, as he is a traveller, and a bird of an
inquiring turn of mind."
"I don't know where the pine is,—I am sure I can never find
him," answered Blunder, discontentedly; but still he went on
up the brook, till, hot and tired, and out of patience at seeing
neither crow nor pine, he sat down under a great tree to rest.
There he heard tiny voices squabbling.
"Get out! Go away, I tell you! It has been knock! knock!
knock! at my door all day, till I am tired out. First a wasp, and
then a bee, and then another wasp, and then another bee, and now
you. Go away! I won't let another one in to-day."
"But I want my honey."
"And I want my nap."
"I will come in."
"You shall not."
"You are a miserly old elf."
"And you are a brute of a bee."
And looking about him, Blunder spied a bee, quarrelling with a
morning-glory elf, who was shutting up the morning-glory in his
"Elf, do you know which is the way to the Wishing-Gate?"
"No," said the elf, "I don't know anything about geography.
I was always too delicate to study. But if you will keep on in
this path, you will meet the Dream-man, coming down from fairyland,
with his bags of dreams on his shoulder; and if anybody
can tell you about the Wishing-Gate, he can."
"But how can I find him?" asked Blunder, more and more impatient.
"I don't know, I am sure," answered the elf, "unless you should
look for him."
So there was no help for it but to go on; and presently Blunder
passed the Dream-man, asleep under a witch-hazel, with his bags
of good and bad dreams laid over him to keep him from fluttering
away. But Blunder had a habit of not using his eyes; for at home,
when told to find anything, he always said, "I don't know where
it is," or, "I can't find it," and then his mother or sister went
straight and found it for him. So he passed the Dream-man without
seeing him, and went on till he stumbled on Jack-o'-Lantern.
"Can you show me the way to the Wishing-Gate?" said Blunder.
"Certainly, with pleasure," answered Jack, and, catching up his
lantern, set out at once.
Blunder followed close, but, in watching the lantern, he forgot
to look to his feet, and fell into a hole filled with black mud.
"I say! the Wishing-Gate is not down there," called out Jack,
whisking off among the tree-tops.
"But I can't come up there," whimpered Blunder.
"That is not my fault, then," answered Jack, merrily, dancing
out of sight.
O, a very angry little boy was Blunder, when he clambered out
of the hole. "I don't know where it is," he said, crying; "I can't
find it, and I'll go straight home."
Just then he stepped on an old, moss-grown, rotten stump; and
it happening, unluckily, that this rotten stump was a wood-goblin's
chimney, Blunder fell through, headlong, in among the pots and
pans, in which the goblin's cook was cooking the goblin's supper.
The old goblin, who was asleep up stairs, started up in a fright at
the tremendous clash and clatter, and, finding that his house was
not tumbling about his ears, as he thought at first, stumped down
to the kitchen to see what was the matter. The cook heard him
coming, and looked about her in a fright to hide Blunder.
"Quick!" cried she. "If my master catches you, he will
have you in a pie. In the next room stands a pair of shoes. Jump
into them, and they will take you up the chimney."
Off flew Blunder, burst open the door, and tore frantically about
the room, in one corner of which stood the shoes; but of course
he could not see them, because he was not in the habit of using
his eyes. "I can't find them! O, I can't find them!" sobbed
poor little Blunder, running back to the cook.
"Run into the closet," said the cook.
Blunder made a dash at the window, but—"I don't know where
it is," he called out.
Clump! clump! That was the goblin, half-way down the
"Goodness gracious mercy me!" exclaimed cook. "He is coming.
The boy will be eaten in spite of me. Jump into the meal-chest."
"I don't see it," squeaked Blunder, rushing towards the fireplace.
"Where is it?"
Clump! clump! That was the goblin at the foot of the stairs,
and coming towards the kitchen door.
"There is an invisible cloak hanging on that peg. Get into
that," cried cook, quite beside herself.
But Blunder could no more see the cloak than he could see the
shoes, the closet, and the meal-chest; and no doubt the goblin,
whose hand was on the latch, would have found him prancing
around the kitchen, and crying out, "I can't find it," but, fortunately
for himself, Blunder caught his foot in the invisible cloak,
and tumbled down, pulling the cloak over him. There he lay,
hardly daring to breathe.
"What was all that noise about?" asked the goblin, gruffly, coming
into the kitchen.
"Only my pans, master," answered the cook; and as he could
see nothing amiss, the old goblin went grumbling up stairs again,
while the shoes took Blunder up chimney, and landed him in a
meadow, safe enough, but so miserable! He was cross, he was
disappointed, he was hungry. It was dark, he did not know the
way home, and, seeing an old stile, he climbed up, and sat down
on the top of it, for he was too tired to stir. Just then came along
the South Wind, with his pockets crammed full of showers, and,
as he happened to be going Blunder's way, he took Blunder home;
of which the boy was glad enough, only he would have liked it
better if the Wind would not have laughed all the way. For
what would you think, if you were walking along a road with a
fat old gentleman, who went chuckling to himself, and slapping
his knees, and poking himself, till he was purple in the face, when
he would burst out in a great windy roar of laughter every other
"What are you laughing at?" asked Blunder, at last.
"At two things that I saw in my travels," answered the Wind;—"a
hen, that died of starvation, sitting on an empty peck-measure
that stood in front of a bushel of grain; and a little boy
who sat on the top of the Wishing-Gate, and came home because
he could not find it."
"What? what's that?" cried Blunder; but just then he found
himself at home. There sat his fairy godmother by the fire, her
mouse-skin cloak hung up on a peg, and toeing off a spider's-silk
stocking an eighth of an inch long; and though everybody else
cried, "What luck?" and, "Where is the Wishing-Gate?" she sat
"I don't know where it is," answered Blunder. "I couldn't
find it";—and thereon told the story of his troubles.
"Poor boy!" said his mother, kissing him, while his sister ran
to bring him some bread and milk.
"Yes, that is all very fine," cried his godmother, pulling out her
needles, and rolling up her ball of silk; "but now hear my story.
There was once a little boy who must needs go to the Wishing-Gate,
and his fairy godmother showed him the road as far as the
turn, and told him to ask the first owl he met what to do then;
but this little boy seldom used his eyes, so he passed the first owl,
and waked up the wrong owl; so he passed the water-sprite, and
found only a frog; so he sat down under the pine-tree, and never
saw the crow; so he passed the Dream-man, and ran after Jack-o'-Lantern;
so he tumbled down the goblin's chimney, and couldn't
find the shoes and the closet and the chest and the cloak; and so
he sat on the top of the Wishing-Gate till the South Wind
brought him home, and never knew it. Ugh! Bah!" And
away went the fairy godmother up the chimney, in such deep disgust
that she did not even stop for her mouse-skin cloak.