R. HOLMES & CO.
Being the Remarkable Adventures of Raffles Holmes, Esq., Detective and
Amateur Cracksman by Birth
by John Kendrick Bangs
I. INTRODUCING MR. RAFFLES HOLMES
II. THE ADVENTURE OF THE DORRINGTON RUBY SEAL
III. THE ADVENTURE OF MRS. BURLINGAME'S DIAMOND STOMACHER
IV. THE ADVENTURE OF THE MISSING PENDANTS
V. THE ADVENTURE OF THE BRASS CHECK
VI. THE ADVENTURE OF THE HIRED BURGLAR
VII. THE REDEMPTION OF YOUNG BILLINGTON RAND
VIII. "THE NOSTALGIA OF NERVY JIM THE SNATCHER"
IX. THE ADVENTURE OF ROOM 407
X. THE MAJOR-GENERAL'S PEPPERPOTS
R. HOLMES & CO.
INTRODUCING MR. RAFFLES HOLMES
It was a blistering night in August. All day long the mercury in the
thermometer had been flirting with the figures at the top of the tube, and
the promised shower at night which a mendacious Weather Bureau had been
prophesying as a slight mitigation of our sufferings was conspicuous wholly
by its absence. I had but one comfort in the sweltering hours of the day,
afternoon and evening, and that was that my family were away in the
mountains, and there was no law against my sitting around all day clad only
in my pajamas, and otherwise concealed from possibly intruding eyes by the
wreaths of smoke that I extracted from the nineteen or twenty cigars which,
when there is no protesting eye to suggest otherwise, form my daily
allowance. I had tried every method known to the resourceful flat-dweller
of modern times to get cool and to stay so, but alas, it was impossible.
Even the radiators, which all winter long had never once given forth a
spark of heat, now hissed to the touch of my moistened finger. Enough
cooling drinks to float an ocean greyhound had passed into my inner man,
with no other result than to make me perspire more profusely than ever,
and in so far as sensations went, to make me feel hotter than before.
Finally, as a last resource, along about midnight, its gridiron floor
having had a chance to lose some of its stored-up warmth, I climbed out
upon the fire-escape at the rear of the Richmere, hitched my hammock from
one of the railings thereof to the leader running from the roof to the
area, and swung myself therein some eighty feet above the concealed
pavement of our backyard—so called, perhaps, because of its dimensions
which were just about that square. It was a little improvement, though
nothing to brag of. What fitful zephyrs there might be, caused no doubt by
the rapid passage to and fro on the roof above and fence-tops below of
vagrant felines on Cupid's contentious battles bent, to the disturbance of
the still air, soughed softly through the meshes of my hammock and gave
some measure of relief, grateful enough for which I ceased the perfervid
language I had been using practically since sunrise, and dozed off. And
then there entered upon the scene that marvelous man, Raffles Holmes, of
whose exploits it is the purpose of these papers to tell.
I had dozed perhaps for a full hour when the first strange sounds grated
upon my ear. Somebody had opened a window in the kitchen of the first-floor
apartment below, and with a dark lantern was inspecting the iron platform
of the fire-escape without. A moment later this somebody crawled out of the
window, and with movements that in themselves were a sufficient indication
of the questionable character of his proceedings, made for the ladder
leading to the floor above, upon which many a time and oft had I too
climbed to home and safety when an inconsiderate janitor had locked me out.
Every step that he took was stealthy—that much I could see by the dim
starlight. His lantern he had turned dark again, evidently lest he should
attract attention in the apartments below as he passed their windows in his
"Ha! ha!" thought I to myself. "It's never too hot for Mr. Sneak to get in
his fine work. I wonder whose stuff he is after?"
Turning over flat on my stomach so that I might the more readily observe
the man's movements, and breathing pianissimo lest he in turn should
observe mine, I watched him as he climbed. Up he came as silently as the
midnight mouse upon a soft carpet—up past the Jorkins apartments on the
second floor; up stealthily by the Tinkletons' abode on the third; up past
the fire-escape Italian garden of little Mrs. Persimmon on the fourth; up
past the windows of the disagreeable Garraways' kitchen below mine, and
then, with the easy grace of a feline, zip! he silently landed within reach
of my hand on my own little iron veranda, and craning his neck to one
side, peered in through the open window and listened intently for two full
"Humph!" whispered my inner consciousness to itself. "He is the coolest
thing I've seen since last Christmas left town. I wonder what he is up to?
There's nothing in my apartment worth stealing, now that my wife and
children are away, unless it be my Jap valet, Nogi, who might make a very
excellent cab driver if I could only find words to convey to his mind the
idea that he is discharged."
And then the visitor, apparently having correctly assured himself that
there was no one within, stepped across the window sill and vanished into
the darkness of my kitchen. A moment later I too entered the window in
pursuit, not so close a one, however, as to acquaint him with my proximity.
I wanted to see what the chap was up to; and also being totally unarmed and
ignorant as to whether or not he carried dangerous weapons, I determined to
go slow for a little while. Moreover, the situation was not wholly devoid
of novelty, and it seemed to me that here at last was abundant opportunity
for a new sensation. As he had entered, so did he walk cautiously along the
narrow bowling alley that serves for a hallway connecting my drawing-room
and library with the dining-room, until he came to the library, into which
he disappeared. This was not reassuring to me, because, to tell the truth,
I value my books more than I do my plate, and if I were to be robbed I
should much have preferred his taking my plated plate from the dining-room
than any one of my editions-deluxe sets of the works of Marie Corelli, Hall
Caine, and other standard authors from the library shelves. Once in the
library, he quietly drew the shades at the windows thereof to bar possible
intruding eyes from without, turned on the electric lights, and proceeded
to go through my papers as calmly and coolly as though they were his own.
In a short time, apparently, he found what he wanted in the shape of a
royalty statement recently received by me from my publishers, and, lighting
one of my cigars from a bundle of brevas in front of him, took off his coat
and sat down to peruse the statement of my returns. Simple though it was,
this act aroused the first feeling of resentment in my breast, for the
relations between the author and his publishers are among the most sacred
confidences of life, and the peeping Tom who peers through a keyhole at the
courtship of a young man engaged in wooing his fiancée is no worse an
intruder than he who would tear aside the veil of secrecy which screens the
official returns of a "best seller" from the public eye. Feeling,
therefore, that I had permitted matters to proceed as far as they might
with propriety, I instantly entered the room and confronted my uninvited
guest, bracing myself, of course, for the defensive onslaught which I
naturally expected to sustain. But nothing of the sort occurred, for the
intruder, with a composure that was nothing short of marvelous under the
circumstances, instead of rising hurriedly like one caught in some
disreputable act, merely leaned farther back in the chair, took the cigar
from his mouth, and greeted me with:
"Howdy do, sir. What can I do for you this beastly hot night?"
The cold rim of a revolver-barrel placed at my temple could not more
effectually have put me out of business than this nonchalant reception.
Consequently I gasped out something about its being the sultriest 47th of
August in eighteen years, and plumped back into a chair opposite him. "I
wouldn't mind a Remsen cooler myself," he went on, "but the fact is your
butler is off for to-night, and I'm hanged if I can find a lemon in the
house. Maybe you'll join me in a smoke?" he added, shoving my own bundle of
brevas across the table. "Help yourself."
"I guess I know where the lemons are," said I. "But how did you know my
butler was out?"
"I telephoned him to go to Philadelphia this afternoon to see his brother
Yoku, who is ill there," said my visitor. "You see, I didn't want him
around to-night when I called. I knew I could manage you alone in case you
turned up, as you see you have, but two of you, and one a Jap, I was afraid
might involve us all in ugly complications. Between you and me, Jenkins,
these Orientals are pretty lively fighters, and your man Nogi particularly
has got jiu-jitsu down to a pretty fine point, so I had to do something to
get rid of him. Our arrangement is a matter for two, not three, anyhow."
"So," said I, coldly. "You and I have an arrangement, have we? I wasn't
aware of it."
"Not yet," he answered. "But there's a chance that we may have. If I can
only satisfy myself that you are the man I'm looking for, there is no
earthly reason that I can see why we should not come to terms. Go on out
and get the lemons and the gin and soda, and let's talk this thing over man
to man like a couple of good fellows at the club. I mean you no harm, and
you certainly don't wish to do any kind of injury to a chap who, even
though appearances are against him, really means to do you a good turn."
"Appearances certainly are against you, sir," said I, a trifle warmly, for
the man's composure was irritating. "A disappearance would be more likely
to do you credit at this moment."
"Tush, Jenkins!" he answered. "Why waste breath saying self-evident things?
Here you are on the verge of a big transaction, and you delay proceedings
by making statements of fact, mixed in with a cheap wit which, I must
confess, I find surprising, and so obvious as to be visible even to the
blind. You don't talk like an author whose stuff is worth ten cents a
word—more like a penny-a-liner, in fact, with whom words are of such small
value that no one's the loser if he throws away a whole dictionary. Go out
and mix a couple of your best Remsen coolers, and by the time you get back
I'll have got to the gist of this royalty statement of yours, which is all
I've come for. Your silver and books and love letters and manuscripts are
safe from me. I wouldn't have 'em as a gift."
"What concern have you with my royalties?" I demanded.
"A vital one," said he. "Mix the coolers, and when you get back I'll tell
you. Go on. There's a good chap. It'll be daylight before long, and I want
to close up this job if I can before sunrise."
What there was in the man's manner to persuade me to compliance with his
wishes, I am sure I cannot say definitely. There was a cold, steely glitter
in his eye, for one thing. With it, however, was a strengthfulness of
purpose, a certain pleasant masterfulness, that made me feel that I could
trust him, and it was to this aspect of his nature that I yielded. There
was something frankly appealing in his long, thin, ascetic looking face,
and I found it irresistible.
"All right," said I with a smile and a frown to express the conflicting
quality of my emotions. "So be it. I'll get the coolers, but you must
remember, my friend, that there are coolers and coolers, just as there are
jugs and jugs. The kind of jug that remains for you will depend upon the
story you have to tell when I get back, so you'd better see that it's a
"I am not afraid, Jenkins, old chap," he said with a hearty laugh as I
rose. "If this royalty statement can prove to me that you are the literary
partner I need in my business, I can prove to you that I'm a good man to
tie up to—so go along with you."
With this he lighted a fresh cigar and turned to a perusal of my statement,
which, I am glad to say, was a good one, owing to the great success of my
book, Wild Animals I Have Never Met—the seventh-best seller at
Rochester, Watertown, and Miami in June and July, 1905—while I went out
into the dining-room and mixed the coolers. As you may imagine, I was not
long at it, for my curiosity over my visitor lent wings to my corkscrew,
and in five minutes I was back with the tempting beverages in the tall
glasses, the lemon curl giving it the vertebrate appearance that all stiff
drinks should have, and the ice tinkling refreshingly upon the sultry air.
"There," said I, placing his glass before him. "Drink hearty, and then to
business. Who are you?"
"There is my card," he replied, swallowing a goodly half of the cooler and
smacking his lips appreciatively, and tossing a visiting card across to me
on the other side of the table. I picked up the card and read as follows:
"Mr. Raffles Holmes, London and New York."
"Raffles Holmes?" I cried in amazement.
"The same, Mr. Jenkins," said he. "I am the son of Sherlock Holmes, the
famous detective, and grandson of A. J. Raffles, the distinguished—er—ah—
I gazed at him, dumb with astonishment.
"You've heard of my father, Sherlock Holmes?" asked my visitor.
I confessed that the name of the gentleman was not unfamiliar to me.
"And Mr. Raffles, my grandfather?" he persisted.
"If there ever was a story of that fascinating man that I have not read, Mr.
Holmes," said I, "I beg you will let me have it."
"Well, then," said he with that quick, nervous manner which proved him a
true son of Sherlock Holmes, "did it never occur to you as an extraordinary
happening, as you read of my father's wonderful powers as a detective, and
of Raffles' equally wonderful prowess as a—er—well, let us not mince
words—as a thief, Mr. Jenkins, the two men operating in England at the same
time, that no story ever appeared in which Sherlock Holmes's genius was
pitted against the subtly planned misdeeds of Mr. Raffles? Is it not
surprising that with two such men as they were, working out their destinies
in almost identical grooves of daily action, they should never have crossed
each other's paths as far as the public is the wiser, and in the very nature
of the conflicting interests of their respective lines of action as foemen,
the one pursuing, the other pursued, they should to the public's knowledge
never have clashed?"
"Now that you speak of it," said I, "it was rather extraordinary that
nothing of the sort happened. One would think that the sufferers from the
depredations of Raffles would immediately have gone to Holmes for assistance
in bringing the other to justice. Truly, as you intimate, it was strange
that they never did."
"Pardon me, Jenkins," put in my visitor. "I never intimated anything of the
sort. What I intimated was that no story of any such conflict ever came to
light. As a matter of fact, Sherlock Holmes was put upon a Raffles case in
1883, and while success attended upon every step of it, and my grandfather
was run to earth by him as easily as was ever any other criminal in Holmes's
grip, a little naked god called Cupid stepped in, saved Raffles from jail,
and wrote the word failure across Holmes's docket of the case. I, sir, am
the only tangible result of Lord Dorrington's retainers to Sherlock
"You speak enigmatically, after the occasional fashion of your illustrious
father," said I. "The Dorrington case is unfamiliar to me."
"Naturally so," said my vis-à-vis. "Because, save to my father, my
grandfather, and myself, the details are unknown to anybody. Not even my
mother knew of the incident, and as for Dr. Watson and Bunny, the scribes
through whose industry the adventures of those two great men were
respectively narrated to an absorbed world, they didn't even know there had
ever been a Dorrington case, because Sherlock Holmes never told Watson and
Raffles never told Bunny. But they both told me, and now that I am satisfied
that there is a demand for your books, I am willing to tell it to you with
the understanding that we share and share alike in the profits if perchance
you think well enough of it to write it up."
"Go on!" I said. "I'll whack up with you square and honest."
"Which is more than either Watson or Bunny ever did with my father or my
grandfather, else I should not be in the business which now occupies my time
and attention," said Raffles Holmes with a cold snap to his eyes which I
took as an admonition to hew strictly to the line of honor, or to subject
myself to terrible consequences. "With that understanding, Jenkins, I'll
tell you the story of the Dorrington Ruby Seal, in which some crime, a good
deal of romance, and my ancestry are involved."
THE ADVENTURE OF THE DORRINGTON RUBY SEAL
"Lord Dorrington, as you may have heard," said Raffles Holmes, leaning back
in my easy-chair and gazing reflectively up at the ceiling, "was chiefly
famous in England as a sporting peer. His vast estates, in five counties,
were always open to any sportsman of renown, or otherwise, as long as he was
a true sportsman. So open, indeed, was the house that he kept that, whether
he was there or not, little week-end parties of members of the sporting
fraternity used to be got up at a moment's notice to run down to Dorrington
Castle, Devonshire; to Dorrington Lodge on the Isle of Wight; to Dorrington
Hall, near Dublin, or to any other country place for over Sunday.
"Sometimes there'd be a lot of turf people: sometimes a dozen or more
devotes of the prize-ring; not infrequently a gathering of the best-known
cricketers of the time, among whom, of course, my grandfather, A. J.
Raffles, was conspicuous. For the most part, the cricketers never partook of
Dorrington's hospitality save when his lordship was present, for your
cricket-player is a bit more punctilious in such matters than your turfmen
or ring-side habitués. It so happened one year, however, that his lordship
was absent from England for the better part of eight months, and, when the
time came for the annual cricket gathering at his Devonshire place, he
cabled his London representative to see to it that everything was carried on
just as if he were present, and that every one should be invited for the
usual week's play and pleasure at Dorrington Castle. His instructions were
carried out to the letter, and, save for the fact that the genial host was
absent, the house-part went through to perfection. My grandfather, as usual,
was the life of the occasion, and all went merry as a marriage-bell. Seven
months later, Lord Dorrington returned, and a week after that, the loss of
the Dorrington jewels from the Devonshire strong-boxes was a matter of
common knowledge. When, or by whom, they had been taken was an absolute
mystery. As far as anybody could find out, they might have been taken the
night before his return, or the night after his departure. The only fact in
sight was that they were gone—Lady Dorrington's diamonds, a half-dozen
valuable jewelled rings belonging to his lordship, and, most irremediable of
losses, the famous ruby seal which George IV had given to Dorrington's
grandfather, Sir Arthur Deering, as a token of his personal esteem during
the period of the Regency. This was a flawless ruby, valued at some six or
seven thousand pounds sterling, in which had been cut the Deering arms
surrounded by a garter upon which were engraved the words, 'Deering Ton,'
which the family, upon Sir Arthur's elevation to the peerage in 1836, took
as its title, or Dorrington. His lordship was almost prostrated by the loss.
The diamonds and the rings, although valued at thirty thousand pounds, he
could easily replace, but the personal associations of the seal were such
that nothing, no amount of money, could duplicate the lost ruby."
"So that his first act," I broke in, breathlessly, "was to send for—"
"Sherlock Holmes, my father," said Raffles Holmes. "Yes, Mr. Jenkins, the
first thing Lord Dorrington did was to telegraph to London for Sherlock
Holmes, requesting him to come immediately to Dorrington Castle and assume
charge of the case. Needless to say, Mr. Holmes dropped everything else and
came. He inspected the gardens, measured the road from the railway station
to the castle, questioned all the servants; was particularly insistent upon
knowing where the parlor-maid was on the 13th of January; secured accurate
information as to the personal habits of his lordship's dachshund Nicholas;
subjected the chef to a cross-examination that covered every point of his
life, from his remote ancestry to his receipt for baking apples; gathered up
three suit-cases of sweeping from his lordship's private apartment, and two
boxes containing three each of every variety of cigars that Lord Dorrington
had laid down in his cellar. As you are aware, Sherlock Holmes, in his
prime, was a great master of detail. He then departed for London, taking
with him an impression in wax of the missing seal, which Lord Dorrington
happened to have preserved in his escritoire.
"On his return to London, Holmes inspected the seal carefully under a
magnifying-glass, and was instantly impressed with the fact that it was not
unfamiliar to him. He had seen it somewhere before, but where? That was now
the question upper-most in his mind. Prior to this, he had never had any
communication with Lord Dorrington, so that, if it was in his correspondence
that the seal had formerly come to him, most assuredly the person who had
used it had come by it dishonestly. Fortunately, at that time, it was a
habit of my father's never to destroy papers of any sort. Every letter that
he ever received was classified and filed, envelope and all. The thing to
do, then, was manifestly to run over the files and find the letter, if
indeed it was in or on a letter that the seal had first come to his
attention. It was a herculean job, but that never feazed Sherlock Holmes,
and he went at it tooth and nail. Finally his effort was rewarded. Under
'Applications for Autograph' he found a daintily-scented little missive from
a young girl living at Goring-Streatley on the Thames, the daughter, she
said, of a retired missionary—the Reverend James Tattersby—asking him if
he would not kindly write his autograph upon the enclosed slip for her
collection. It was the regular stock application that truly distinguished
men receive in every mail. The only thing to distinguish it from other
applications was the beauty of the seal on the fly of the envelope, which
attracted his passing notice and was then filed away with the other letters
of similar import.
"'Ho! ho!' quoth Holmes, as he compared the two impressions and discovered
that they were identical. 'An innocent little maiden who collects
autographs, and a retired missionary in possession of the Dorrington seal,
eh? Well, that is interesting. I think I shall run down to Goring-
Streatley over Sunday and meets Miss Marjorie Tattersby and her reverend
father. I'd like to see to what style of people I have intrusted my
"To decide was to act with Sherlock Holmes, and the following Saturday,
hiring a canoe at Windsor, he made his way up the river until he came to the
pretty little hamlet, snuggling in the Thames Valley, if such it may be
called, where the young lady and her good father were dwelling. Fortune
favored him in that his prey was still there—both much respected by the
whole community; the father a fine looking, really splendid specimen of a
man whose presence alone carried a conviction of integrity and a lofty man;
the daughter—well, to see her was to love her, and the moment the eyes of
Sherlock fell upon her face that great heart of his, that had ever been
adamant to beauty, a very Gibraltar against the wiles of the other sex, went
down in the chaos of a first and overwhelming passion. So hard hit was he by
Miss Tattersby's beauty that his chief thought now was to avert rather than
to direct suspicion towards her. After all, she might have come into
possession of the jewel honestly, though how the daughter of a retired
missionary, considering its intrinsic value, could manage such a thing, was
pretty hard to understand, and he fled back to London to think it over.
Arrived there, he found an invitation to visit Dorrington Castle again
incog. Lord Dorrington was to have a mixed week-end party over the following
Sunday, and this, he thought, would give Holmes an opportunity to observe
the characteristics of Dorrington's visitors and possibly gain therefore
some clew as to the light-fingered person from whose depredations his
lordship had suffered. The idea commended itself to Holmes, and in the
disguise of a young American clergyman, whom Dorrington had met in the
States, the following Friday found him at Dorrington Castle.
"Well, to make a long story short," said Raffles Holmes, "the young
clergyman was introduced to many of the leading sportsmen of the hour, and,
for the most part, they passed muster, but one of them did not, and that was
the well-known cricketer A. J. Raffles, for the moment Raffles entered the
room, jovially greeting everybody about him, and was presented to Lord
Dorrington's new guest, Sherlock Holmes recognized in him no less a person
that the Reverend James Tattersby, retired missionary of Goring-Streatley-
on-Thames, and the father of the woman who had filled his soul with love and
yearning of the truest sort. The problem was solved. Raffles was, to all
intents and purposes, caught with the goods on. Holmes could have exposed
him then and there had he chosen to do so, but every time it came to the
point the lovely face of Marjorie Tattersby came between him and his
purpose. How could he inflict the pain and shame which the exposure of her
father's misconduct would certainly entail upon that fair woman, whose
beauty and fresh innocence had taken so strong a hold upon his heart? No—
that was out of the question. The thing to do, clearly was to visit Miss
Tattersby during her father's absence, and, if possible, ascertain from just
how she had come into possession of the seal, before taking further steps in
the matter. This he did. Making sure, to begin with, that Raffles was to
remain at Dorrington Hall for the coming ten days, Holmes had himself
telegraphed for and returned to London. There he wrote himself a letter of
introduction to the Reverend James Tattersby, on the paper of the Anglo-
American Missionary Society, a sheet of which he secured in the public
writing-room of that institution, armed with which he returned to the
beautiful little spot on the Thames where the Tattersbys abode. He spent the
night at the inn, and, in conversation with the landlord and boatmen,
learned much that was interesting concerning the Reverend James. Among other
things, he discovered that this gentleman and his daughter had been
respected residents of the place for three years; that Tattersby was rarely
seen in the daytime about the place; that he was unusually fond of canoeing
at night, which, he said, gave him the quiet and solitude necessary for that
reflection which is so essential to the spiritual being of a minister of
grace; that he frequently indulged in long absences, during which time it
was supposed that he was engaged in the work of his calling. He appeared to
be a man of some, but not lavish, means. The most notable and suggestive
thing, however, that Holmes ascertained in his conversation with the boatmen
was that, at the time of the famous Cliveden robbery, when several thousand
pounds' worth of plate had been taken from the great hall, that later fell
into the possession of a well-known American hotel-keeper, Tattersby, who
happened to be on the river late that night, was, according to his own
statement, the unconscious witness of the escape of the thieves on board a
mysterious steam-launch, which the police were never able afterwards to
locate. They had nearly upset his canoe with the wash of their rapidly
moving craft as they sped past him after having stowed their loot safely on
board. Tattersby had supposed them to be employés of the estate, and never
gave the matter another thought until three days later, when the news of the
robbery was published to the world. He had immediately communicated the news
of what he had seen to the police, and had done all that lay in his power to
aid them in locating the robbers, but all to no purpose. From that day to
this the mystery of the Cliveden plot had never been solved.
"The following day Holmes called at the Tattersby cottage, and was fortunate
enough to find Miss Tattersby at home. His previous impression as to her
marvellous beauty was more than confirmed, and each moment that he talked to
her she revealed new graces of manner that completed the capture of his
hitherto unsusceptible heart. Miss Tattersby regretted her father's absence.
He had gone, she said, to attend a secret missionary conference at
Pentwllycod in Wales, and was not expected back for a week, all of which
quite suited Sherlock Holmes. Convinced that, after years of waiting, his
affinity had at last crossed his path, he was in no hurry for the return of
that parent, who would put an instant quietus upon this affair of the heart.
Manifestly the thing for him to do was to win the daughter's hand, and then
intercept the father, acquaint him with his aspirations, and compel
acquiescence by the force of his knowledge of Raffles's misdeed. Hence,
instead of taking his departure immediately, he remained at the Goring-
Streatley Inn, taking care each day to encounter Miss Tattersby on one
pretext or another, hoping that their acquaintance would ripen into
friendship, and then into something warmer. Nor was the hope a vain one, for
when the far Marjorie learned that it was the visitor's intention to remain
in the neighborhood until her father's return, she herself bade him to make
use of the old gentleman's library, to regard himself always as a welcome
daytime guest. She even suggested pleasant walks through the neighboring
country, little canoe trips up and down the Thames, which they might take
together, of all of which Holmes promptly availed himself, with the result
that, at the end of six days, both realized that they were designed for each
other, and a passionate declaration followed which opened new vistas of
happiness for both. Hence it was that, when the Reverend James Tattersby
arrived at Goring-Streatley the following Monday night, unexpectedly, he was
astounded to find sitting together in the moonlight, in the charming little
English garden at the rear of his dwelling, two persons, one of whom was his
daughter Marjorie and the other a young American curate to whom he had
already been introduced as A. J. Raffles.
"'We have met before, I think,' said Raffles, coldly, as his eye fell upon
"'I—er—do not recall the fact,' replied Holmes, meeting the steely stare
of the home-comer with one of his own flinty glances.
"'H'm!' ejaculated Raffles, non-plussed at the other's failure to recognize
him. Then he shivered slightly. 'Suppose we go in-doors, it is a trifle
chilly out here in the night air.'
"The whole thing, the greeting, the meeting, Holmes's demeanor and all, was
so admirably handled that Marjorie Tattersby never guessed the truth, never
even suspected the intense dramatic quality of the scene she had just gazed
"'Yes, let us go in-doors,' she acquiesced. 'Mr. Dutton has something to say
to you, papa.'
"'So I presumed,' said Raffles, dryly. 'And something that were better said
to me alone, I fancy, eh?' he added.
"'Quite so,' said Holmes, calmly. And in-doors they went. Marjorie
immediately retired to the drawing-room, and Holmes and Raffles went at once
to Tattersby's study.
"'Well?' said Raffles, impatiently, when they were seated. 'I suppose you
have come to get the Dorrington seal, Mr. Holmes.'
"'Ah—you know me, then, Mr. Raffles?' said Holmes, with a pleasant smile.
"'Perfectly,' said Raffles. 'I knew you at Dorrington Hall the moment I set
eyes on you, and, if I hadn't, I should have known later, for the night
after your departure Lord Dorrington took me into his confidence and
revealed your identity to me.'
"'I am glad,' said Holmes. 'It saves me a great deal of unnecessary
explanation. If you admit that you have the seal—"
"'But I don't,' said Raffles. 'I mentioned it a moment ago, because
Dorrington told me that was what you were after. I haven't got it, Mr.
"'I know that,' observed Holmes, quietly. 'It is in the possession of Miss
Tattersby, your daughter, Mr. Raffles.'
"'She showed it to you, eh?' demanded Raffles, paling.
"'No. She sealed a note to me with it, however,' Holmes replied.
"'A note to you?' cried Raffles.
"'Yes. One asking for my autograph. I have it in my possession,' said
"'And how do you know that she is the person from whom that note really
came?' Raffles asked.
"'Because I have seen the autograph which was sent in response to that
request in your daughter's collection, Mr. Raffles,' said Holmes.
"'So that you conclude—?' Raffles put in, hoarsely.
"'I do not conclude; I begin by surmising, sir, that the missing seal of
Lord Dorrington was stolen by one of two persons—yourself or Miss Marjorie
Tattersby,' said Holmes, calmly.
"'Sir!' roared Raffles, springing to his feet menacingly.
"'Sit down, please,' said Holmes. 'You did not let me finish. I was going to
add, Dr. Tattersby, that a week's acquaintance with that lovely woman, a
full knowledge of her peculiarly exalted character and guileless nature,
makes the alternative of guilt that affects her integrity clearly
preposterous, which, by a very simple process of elimination, fastens the
guilt, beyond all peradventure, on your shoulders. At any rate, the presence
of the seal in this house will involve you in difficult explanations. Why is
it here? How did it come here? Why are you known as the Reverend James
Tattersby, the missionary, at Goring-Streatley, and as Mr. A. J. Raffles,
the cricketer and man of the world, at Dorrington Hall, to say nothing of
the Cliveden plate—'
"'Damnation!' roared the Reverend James Tattersby again, springing to his
feet and glancing instinctively at the long low book-shelves behind him.
"'To say nothing,' continued Holmes, calmly lighting a cigarette, 'of the
Cliveden plate now lying concealed behind those dusty theological tomes of
yours which you never allow to be touched by any other hand than your own.'
"'How did you know?' cried Raffles, hoarsely.
"'I didn't,' laughed Holmes. 'You have only this moment informed me of the
"There was a long pause, during which Raffles paced the floor like a caged
"'I'm a dangerous man to trifle with, Mr. Holmes,' he said, finally. 'I can
shoot you down in cold blood in a second.'
"'Very likely,' said Holmes. 'But you won't. It would add to the
difficulties in which the Reverend James Tattersby is already deeply
immersed. Your troubles are sufficient, as matters stand, without your
having to explain to the world why you have killed a defenceless guest in
your own study in cold blood.
"'Well—what do you propose to do?' demanded Raffles, after another pause.
"'Marry your daughter, Mr. Raffles, or Tattersby, whatever your permanent
name is—I guess it's Tattersby in this case,' said Holmes. 'I love her and
she loves me. Perhaps I should apologize for having wooed and won her
without due notice to you, but you doubtless will forgive that. It's a
little formality you sometimes overlook yourself when you happen to want
something that belongs to somebody else.'
"What Raffles would have answered no one knows. He had no chance to reply,
for at that moment Marjorie herself put her radiantly lovely little head in
at the door with a 'May I come in?' and a moment later she was gathered in
Holmes's arms, and the happy lovers received the Reverend James Tattersby's
blessing. They were married a week later, and, as far as the world is
concerned, the mystery of the Dorrington seal and that of the Cliveden plate
was never solved.
"'It is compounding a felony, Raffles,' said Holmes, after the wedding, 'but
for a wife like that, hanged if I wouldn't compound the ten commandments!'
"I hope," I ventured to put in at that point, "that the marriage ceremony
was not performed by the Reverend James Tattersby."
"Not on your life!" retorted Raffles Holmes. "My father was too fond of my
mother to permit of any flaw in his title. A year later I was born, and—
well, here I am—son of one, grandson of the other, with hereditary traits
from both strongly developed and ready for business. I want a literary
partner—a man who will write me up as Bunny did Raffles, and Watson did
Holmes, so that I may get a percentage on that part of the swag. I offer you
the job, Jenkins. Those royalty statements show me that you are the man, and
your books prove to me that you need a few fresh ideas. Come, what do you
say? Will you do it?"
"My boy," said I, enthusiastically, "don't say another word. Will I? Well,
just try me!"
And so it was that Raffles Holmes and I struck a bargain and became
THE ADVENTURE OF MRS. BURLINGAME'S DIAMOND STOMACHER
I had seen the marvellous creation very often at the opera, and in many ways
resented it. Not that I was in the least degree a victim to envy, hatred,
and malice towards those who are possessed of a superabundance of this
world's good things—far from it. I rejoice in the great fortunes of earth
because, with every dollar corralled by the superior energies of the multi-
millionaires, the fewer there are for other men to seek, and until we stop
seeking dollars and turn our minds to other, finer things, there will be no
hope of peace and sweet content upon this little green ball we inhabit. My
resentment of Mrs. Burlingame's diamond stomacher was not then based on envy
of its possession, but merely upon the twofold nuisance which it created at
the opera-house, as the lady who wore it sat and listened to the strains of
Wagner, Bizet, or Gounod, mixed in with the small-talk of Reggie Stockson,
Tommie de Coupon, and other lights of the social firmament. In the first
place, it caused the people sitting about me in the high seats of the opera-
house to chatter about it and discuss its probable worth every time the lady
made her appearance in it, and I had fled from the standee part of the house
to the top gallery just to escape the talkers, and, if possible, to get my
music straight, without interruptions of any sort whatsoever on the side. In
the second place, the confounded thing glittered so that, from where I sat,
it was as dazzling as so many small mirrors flashing in the light of the
sun. It seemed as if every electric light in the house found some kind of a
refractor in the thousands of gems of which it was composed, and many of the
brilliant light effects of the stage were dimmed in their lustre by the
persistent intrusion of Mrs. Burlingame's glory upon my line of vision.
Hence in was that, when I picked up my morning paper and read in great
flaring head-lines on the front page that Mrs. Burlingame's diamond
stomacher had been stolen from her at her Onyx Cottage at Newport, I smiled
broadly, and slapped the breakfast-table so hard in my satisfaction that
even the shredded-wheat biscuits flew up into the air and caught in the
"Thank Heaven for that!" I said. "Next season I shall be able to enjoy my
"I little thought, at that blissful moment, how closely indeed were my own
fortunes to be connected with that wonderful specimen of the jeweler's
handicraft, but an hour later I was made aware of the first link in the
chain that, in a measure, bound me to it. Breakfast over, I went to my desk
to put the finishing touches to a novel I had written the week before, when
word came up on the telephone from below that a gentleman from Busybody's
Magazine wished to see me on an important matter of business.
"Tell him I'm already a subscriber," I called down, supposing the visitor to
be merely an agent. "I took the magazine, and a set of Chaucer in a
revolving bookcase, from one of their agents last month and have paid my
In a moment another message came over the wire.
"The gentleman says he wants to see you about writing a couple of full-page
sonnets for the Christmas number," the office man 'phoned up.
"Show him up," I replied, instantly.
Two minutes later a rather handsome man, with a fine eye and a long, flowing
gray beard, was ushered into my apartment.
"I am Mr. Stikes, of Busybody's, Mr. Jenkins," he said, with a twinkle in
his eye. "We thought you might like to contribute to our Christmas issue. We
want two sonnets, one on the old Christmas and the other on the new. We
can't offer you more than a thousand dollars apiece for them, but—"
Something caught in my throat, but I managed to reply. "I might shade my
terms a trifle since you want as many as two," I gurgled. "And I assume you
will pay on acceptance?"
"Certainly," he said, gravely. "Could you let me have them, say—this
I turned away so that he would not see the expression of joy on my face, and
then there came from behind me a deep chuckle and the observation in a
"You might throw in a couple of those Remsen coolers, too, while you're
about it, Jenkins."
I whirled about as if struck, and there, in place of the gray-bearded
editor, stood—Raffles Holmes.
"Bully disguise, eh!" he said, folding up his beard and putting it in his
"Ye-e-es," said I, ruefully, as I thought of the vanished two thousand. "I
think I preferred you in disguise, though, old man," I added.
"You won't when you hear what I've come for," said he. "There's $5000 apiece
in this job for us."
"To what job do you refer?" I asked.
"The Burlingame case," he replied. "I suppose you read in the papers this
morning how Mrs. Burlingame's diamond stomacher has turned up missing."
"Yes," said I, "and I'm glad of it."
"You ought to be," said Holmes, "since it will put $5000 in your pocket. You
haven't heard yet that there is a reward of $10,000 offered for its
recovery. The public announcement has not yet been made, but it will be in
to-night's papers, and we are the chaps that are going to get the reward."
"But how?" I demanded.
"Leave that to me," said he. "By-the-way, I wish you'd let me leave this
suit-case of mine in your room for about ten days. It holds some important
papers, and my shop is turned topsy-turvy just now with the painters."
"Very well," said I. "I'll shove it under my bed."
"I took the suit-case as Holmes had requested, and hid it away in my
bedroom, immediately returning to the library, where he sat smoking one of
my cigars as cool as a cucumber. There was something in his eye, however,
that aroused my suspicion as soon as I entered.
"See here, Holmes," said I. "I can't afford to be mixed up in any shady
business like this, you know. Have you got that stomacher?"
"No, I haven't," said he. "Honor bright—I haven't."
I eyed him narrowly.
"I think I understand the evasion," I went on. "You haven't got it because
I have got it—it's in that suit-case under my bed."
"Open it and see for yourself," said he. "It isn't there."
"But you know where it is?" I demanded.
"How else could I be sure of that $10,000 reward?" he asked.
"Where is it?" I demanded.
"It—er—it isn't located yet—that is, not finally," said he. "And it won't
be for ten days. Ten days from now Mrs. Burlingame will find it herself and
we'll divvy on the reward, my boy, and not a trace of dishonesty in the
And with that Raffles Holmes filled his pockets with cigars from my stores,
and bidding me be patient went his way.
The effect of his visit upon my nerves was such that any more work that day
was impossible. The fear of possible complications to follow upset me
wholly, and, despite his assurance that the suit-case was innocent of
surreptitiously acquired stomachers, I could not rid my mind of the
suspicion that he made of my apartment a fence for the concealment of his
booty. The more I thought of it the more was I inclined to send for him and
request him to remove the bag forthwith, and yet, if it should so happen
that he had spoken the truth, I should by that act endanger our friendship
and possibly break the pact, which bade fair to be profitable. Suddenly I
remembered his injunction to me to look for myself and see if the stomacher
really was concealed there, and I hastened to act upon it. It might have
been pure bluff on his part, and I resolved not to be bluffed.
The case opened easily, and the moment I glanced into it my suspicions were
allayed. It contained nothing but bundle after bundle of letters tied
together with pink and blue ribbons, one or two old daguerreotypes, some
locks of hair, and an ivory miniature of Raffles Holmes himself as an
infant. Not a stomacher, diamond or otherwise, was hid in the case, nor any
other suspicious object, and I closed it with a sheepish feeling of shame
for having intruded upon the sacred correspondence and relics of the happy
childhood days of my new friend.
That night, as Holmes had asserted, a reward of $10,000 was offered for the
recovery of the Burlingame stomacher, and the newspapers for the next ten
days were full of the theories of detectives of all sorts, amateur,
professional, and reportorial. Central Office was after it in one place,
others sought it elsewhere. The editor of one New York paper printed a full
list of the names of the guests at Mrs. Burlingame's dinner the night the
treasure was stolen, and, whether they ever discovered it for themselves or
not, several bearers of highly honored social names were shadowed by
reporters and others everywhere they went for the next week. At the end of
five days the reward was increased to $20,000, and then Raffles Holmes's
name began to appear in connection with the case. Mrs. Burlingame herself
had sent for him, and, without taking it out of the hands of others, had
personally requested him to look into the matter. He had gone to Newport and
looked the situation over there. He had questioned all the servants in her
two establishments at Newport and New York, and had finally assured the lady
that, on the following Tuesday morning, he would advise her by wire of the
definite location of her missing jewel.
During all this time Holmes had not communicated with me at all, and I began
to fear that, offended by my behavior at our last meeting, he had cut me out
of his calculations altogether, when, just as I was about to retire on
Sunday night, he reappeared as he had first come to me—stealing up the
fire-escape; and this time he wore a mask, and carried unquestionably a
burglar's kit and a dark lantern. He started nervously as he caught sight of
me reaching up to turn off the light in the library.
"Hang it call, Jenkins!" he cried. "I thought you'd gone off to the country
for the week-end."
"No," said I. "I meant to go, but I was detained. What's up?"
"Oh, well—I may as well out with it," he answered. "I didn't want you to
know, but—well, watch and see."
With this Raffles Holmes strode directly to my bookcase, removed my extra-
illustrated set of Fox's Book of Martyrs, in five volumes, from the
shelves, and there, resting upon the shelf behind them, glittered nothing
less than the missing stomacher!
"Great Heavens, Holmes!" I said, "what does this mean? How did those
diamonds get there?"
"I put them there myself while you were shoving my suit-case under your bed
the other night," said he.
"You told me you didn't have them," I said, reproachfully.
"I didn't when I spoke—you had them," said he.
"You told me they had not been finally located," I persisted, angrily.
"I told you the truth. They were only temporarily located," he answered.
"I'm going to locate them definitely to-night, and to-morrow Mrs. Burlingame
will find them—"
"Where?" I cried.
"In her own safe in her New York house!" said Raffles Holmes.
"Yes—I took them from Newport myself—very easy job, too," said Raffles
Holmes. "Ever since I saw them at the opera last winter I have had this in
mind, so when Mrs. Burlingame gave her dinner I served as an extra butler
from Delmonico's—drugged the regular chap up on the train on his way up
from New York—took his clothes, and went in his place. That night I rifled
the Newport safe of the stomacher, and the next day brought it here. To-
night I take it to the Burlingame house on Fifth Avenue, secure entrance
through a basement door, to which, in my capacity of detective, I have
obtained the key, and, while the caretakers sleep, Mrs. Burlingame's diamond
stomacher will be placed in the safe on the first floor back.
"To-morrow morning I shall send Mrs. Burlingame this message: 'Have you
looked in your New York safe? [Signed] Raffles Holmes,'" he continued. "She
will come to town by the first train to find out what I mean; we will go to
her residence; she will open the safe, and—$20,000 for us."
"By Jove! Holmes, you are a wonder," said I. "This stomacher is worth
$250,000 at the least," I added, as I took the creation in my hand. "Pot of
"Yes," said he, with a sigh, taking the stomacher from me and fondling it.
"The Raffles in me tells me that, but the Sherlock Holmes in my veins—well,
I can't keep it, Jenkins, if that is what you mean."
I blushed at the intimation conveyed by his words, and was silent; and
Holmes, gathering up his tools and stuffing the stomacher in the capacious
bosom of his coat, bade me au revoir, and went out into the night.
The rest is already public property. All the morning papers were full of the
strange recovery of the Burlingame stomacher the following Tuesday morning,
and the name of Raffles Holmes was in every mouth. That night, the very
essence of promptitude, Holmes appeared at my apartment and handed me a
check for my share in the transaction.
"Why—what does this mean?" I cried, as I took in the figures; "$12,500—I
thought it was to be only $10,000."
"It was," said Raffles Holmes, "but Mrs. Burlingame was so overjoyed at
getting the thing back she made the check for $25,000 instead of for
"You're the soul of honor, Holmes!" I murmured.
"On my father's side," he said, with a sigh. "On my mother's side it comes
"And Mrs. Burlingame—didn't she ask you how you ferreted the thing out?" I
"Yes," said Holmes. "But I told her that that was my secret, that my secret
was my profession, and that my profession was my bread and butter."
"But she must have asked you who was the guilty person?" I persisted.
"Yes," said Holmes, "she did, and I took her for a little gallop through the
social register, in search of the guilty party; that got on her nerves, so
that when it came down to an absolute question of identity she begged me to
"I am dull of comprehension, Raffles," said I. "Tell me exactly what you
"Simply this," said Raffles Holmes. "The present four hundred consists of
about 19,250 people, of whom about twenty-five per cent. go to Newport at
one time or another—say, 4812. Of these 4812 about ten per cent. are
eligible for invitations to the Burlingame dinners, or 480. Now whom of the
480 possibilities having access to the Burlingame cottage would we naturally
suspect? Surely only those who were in the vicinity the night of the
robbery. By a process of elimination we narrowed them down to just ten
persons exclusive of Mrs. Burlingame herself and her husband, old Billie
Burlingame. We took the lot and canvassed them. There were Mr. and Mrs.
Willington Bodfish—they left early and the stomacher was known to be safe
at the time of their departure. There were Bishop and Mrs. Pounderby,
neither of whom would be at all likely to come back in the dead of night and
remove property that did not belong to them. There were Senator and Mrs.
Jorrocks. The Senator is after bigger game than diamond stomachers, and Mrs.
Jorrocks is known to be honest. There were Harry Gaddsby and his wife. Harry
doesn't know enough to go in when it rains, and is too timid to call even
his soul his own, so he couldn't have taken it; and Mrs. Gaddsby is long on
stomachers, having at least five, and therefore would not be likely to try
to land a sixth by questionable means. In that way we practically cleared
eight possibilities of suspicion.
"'Now, Mrs. Burlingame,' said I, 'that leaves four persons still in the
ring—yourself, your husband, your daughter, and the Duke of Snarleyow, your
daughter's newly acquired fiancé, in whose honor the dinner was given. Of
these four, you are naturally yourself the first to be acquitted. Your
husband comes next, and is not likely to be the guilty party, because if he
wants a diamond stomacher he needn't steal it, having money enough to buy a
dozen of them if he wishes. The third, your daughter, should be regarded as
equally innocent, because if she was really desirous of possessing the jewel
all she had to do was to borrow it from you. That brings us down to the Duke
"'Hush! I beg of you, Mr. Raffles Holmes!' she cried, in great agitation.
'Not another word, I beseech you! If any one should overhear us—The
subject, after all, is an unprofitable one, and I'd—I'd rather drop it, and
it—it—er—it has just occurred to me that possibly I—er—possibly I—'
"'Put the jewel in the safe yourself?' I suggested.
"'Yes,' said Mrs. Burlingame,' with a grateful glance and a tremendous sigh
of relief. 'Now that I think of it, Mr. Raffles Holmes—that was it. I—
er—I remember perfectly that—er—that I didn't wear it at all the night of
my little dinner, and that I did leave it behind me when I left town.'"
"Humph!" said I. "That may account for the extra $5000—"
"It may," said Raffles Holmes, pursing his lips into a deprecatory smile.
THE ADVENTURE OF THE MISSING PENDANTS
"I think," said Raffles Holmes, as he ran over his expense account while
sitting in my library one night some months ago, "that in view of the
present condition of my exchequer, my dear Jenkins, it behooveth me to get
busy. Owning a motor-car is a demned expensive piece of business, and my
balance at the back has shrunk to about $1683.59, thanks to my bills for
cogs, clutches, and gasoline, plus the chauffeur's fines."
"In what capacity shall you work, Raffles or Holmes?" I asked, pausing in my
writing and regarding him with that affectionate interest which contact with
him had inspired in me.
"Play the combination always, Jenkins," he replied. "If I did the Raffles
act alone, I should become the billionaire in this land of silk and money,
your rich are so careless of their wealth—but where would my conscience be?
On the other hand, if I stuck to the Holmes act exclusively, I'd starve to
death; but the combination—ah—there is moderate fortune, my boy, with
peace of mind thrown in."
Here he rose up, buttoned his coat about his spare figure, and reached out
for his hat.
"I guess I'll tackle that case of the missing pendants to-morrow," he
continued, flicking the ash from his cigar and gazing up at the ceiling with
that strange twist in his eye which I had learned to regard as the harbinger
of a dawning idea in his mind. "There's ten thousand dollars for somebody in
that job, and you and I might as well have it as any one else."
"I'm ready," said I, as well I might be, for all I had to do in the matter
was to record the adventure and take my half of the profits—no very
difficult proceeding in either case.
"Good," quoth he. "I'll go to Gaffany & Co. to-morrow and offer my
"You have a clew?" I asked.
"I have an idea," he answered. "As for the lost diamonds, I know no more of
their whereabouts than you do, but I shall be able beyond all question to
restore to Gaffany & Co. two pendants just as good as those they have lost,
and if I do that I am entitled to the reward, I fancy, am I not?"
"Most certainly," said I. "But where the dickens will you find two such
stones? They are worth $50,000 apiece, and they must match perfectly the two
remaining jewels which Gaffany & Co. have in their safe."
"I'll match 'em so closely that their own mother couldn't tell 'em apart,"
said Holmes, with a chuckle.
"Then the report that they are of such rarity of cut and lustre is untrue?"
"It's perfectly true," said Holmes, "but that makes no difference. The two
stones that I shall return two weeks from to-day to Gaffany & Co. will be as
like the two they have as they are themselves. Ta-ta, Jenkins—you can count
on your half of that ten thousand as surely as though it is jingled now in
And with that Raffles Holmes left me to my own devices.
I presume that most readers of the daily newspapers are tolerably familiar
with the case of the missing pendants to which Holmes referred, and on the
quest for which he was now about to embark. There may be some of you,
however, who have never heard of the mysterious robbery of Gaffany & Co., by
which two diamonds of almost matchless purity—half of a quartet of these
stones—pear-shaped and valued at $50,000 each, had disappeared almost as if
the earth had opened and swallowed them up. They were a part of the famous
Gloria Diamond, found last year at Kimberley, a huge, uncut gem of such
value that no single purchaser for it could be found in the world. By a
syndicate arrangement Gaffany & Co. had assumed charge of it, and were in
the process of making for a customer a bar with four pendants cut from the
original, when two of them disappeared. They had been last seen in the hands
of trusted employé of many years' standing, to whom they had been intrusted
for mounting, and he had been seen to replace them, at the end of the day's
work, in the little cage-like office of the custodian of the safe in which
jewels of great value were kept at night. This was the last seen of them,
and although five weeks had elapsed since the discovery of their loss and
Holmes's decision to look into the matter, no clew of the slightest
description had been discovered by the thousands of sleuths, professional or
amateur, who had interested themselves in the case.
"He had such assurance!" I muttered. "To hear him talk one would almost
believe that they were already in his possession."
I did not see Raffles Holmes again for five days, and then I met him only by
chance, nor should I have known it was he had he not made himself known to
me. I was on my way uptown, a little after six o'clock, and as I passed
Gaffany's an aged man emerged from the employés' entrance, carrying a small
bag in his hand. He was apparently very near-sighted, for he most
unceremoniously bumped into me as he came out of the door on to the
Deference to age has always been a weakness of mine, and I apologized,
although it was he that was at fault.
"Don't mention it, Jenkins," he whispered. "You are just the man I want to
see. Café Panhard—to-night—eleven o'clock. Just happen in, and if a
foreign-looking person with a red beard speaks to you don't throw him down,
but act as if you were not annoyed by his mistake."
"You know me?" I asked.
"Tush, man—I'm Raffles Holmes!" and with that he was off.
His make-up was perfect, and as he hobbled his way along Broadway through
the maze of cars, trucks, and hansoms, there was not in any part of him a
hint or a suggestion that brought to mind my alert partner.
Of course my excitement was intense. I could hardly wait for eleven o'clock
to come, and at 9.30 I found myself in front of the Café Panhard a full hour
and a half ahead of time, and never were there more minutes in that period
of waiting than there seemed to be then as I paced Broadway until the
appointed hour. It seemed ages before the clock down in front of the Whirald
Building pointed to 10.55, but at last the moment arrived, and I entered the
café, taking one of the little tables in the farther corner, where the light
was not unduly strong and where the turmoil of the Hungarian band was
reduced by distance from moltofortissimo to a moderate approach to a
pianissimo, which would admit of conversation. Again I had to wait, but not
for so long a time. It was twenty minutes past eleven when a fine-looking
man of military bearing, wearing a full red beard, entered, and after
looking the café over, sauntered up to where I sat.
"Good-evening, Mr. Jenkins," said he, with a slight foreign accent. "Are you
"Yes," said I.
"If you don't mind, I should like to sit here for a few moments," he
observed, pulling out the chair opposite me. "I have your permission?"
"Robinstein is my name," said he, sitting down, and producing a letter from
his pocket. "I have here a not from my old friend Raffles Holmes—a note of
introduction to you. I am a manufacturer of paste jewels—or rather was. I
have had one or two misfortunes in my business, and find myself here in
America practically stranded."
"Your place of business was—"
"In the Rue de l'Echelle in Paris," he explained. "I lost everything in
unfortunate speculation, and have come here to see if I could not get a new
start. Mr. Holmes thinks you can use your influence with Markoo & Co., the
theatrical costumers, who, I believe, manufacture themselves all the stage
jewelry they use in their business, to give me something to do. It was said
in Paris that the gems which I made were of such quality that they would
deceive, for a time anyhow, the most expert lapidaries, and if I can only
get an opening with Markoo & Co. I am quite confident that you will not
repent having exerted your good offices in my behalf."
"Why, certainly, Mr. Robinstein," said I. "Any friend of Raffles Holmes may
command my services. I know Tommy Markoo very well, and as this is a pretty
busy time with him, getting his stuff out for the fall productions, I have
little doubt I shall be able to help you. By Jove!" I added, as I glanced
over the café, "that's a singular coincidence—there is Markoo himself just
coming in the doorway."
"Really?" said Mr. Robinstein, turning and gazing towards the door. "He's a
different-looking chap from what I had imagined. Perhaps, Mr. Jenkins, it
would—er—expedite matters if you—"
"Of course," I interrupted. "Tommy is alone—we'll have him over."
And I beckoned to Markoo and invited him to join us.
"Good!" said he, in his whole-souled way. "Glad to have a chance to see
you—I'm so confoundedly busy these days—just think of it, I've been at
the shop ever since eight o'clock this morning."
"Tommy, I want to introduce you to my friend Mr. Robinstein," said I.
"Not Isidore Robinstein, of Paris?" said Markoo.
"I have that misfortune, Mr. Markoo," said Robinstein.
"Misfortune? Gad, Mr. Robinstein, we look at things through different
glasses," returned Markoo. "The man who can do your work ought never to
"If he only stays out of the stock-market," said Robinstein.
"Aha," laughed Tommy. "Et tu, Brute?"
We all laughed, and if there was any ice to be broken after that it was
along the line of business of the café. We got along famously together, and
when we parted company, two hours later, all the necessary arrangements had
been made for Mr. Robinstein to begin at once with Markoo—the following
day, in fact.
Four nights later Holmes turned up at my apartment.
"Well," said I, "have you come to report progress?"
"Yes," he said. "The reward will arrive on time, but it's been the de'il's
own job. Pretty, aren't they!" he added, taking a small package wrapped in
tissue-paper out of his pocket, and disclosing its contents.
"Gee-rusalem, what beauties!" I cried, as my eyes fell on two such diamonds
as I had never before seen. They sparkled on the paper like bits of
sunshine, and that their value was quite $100,000 it did not take one like
myself, who knew little of gems, to see at a glance. "You have found them,
"Found what?" asked Raffles Holmes.
"The missing pendants," said I.
"Well—not exactly," said Raffles Holmes. "I think I'm on the track of them,
though. There's an old chap who works beside me down at Gaffany's who spends
so much of his time drinking ice-water that I'm getting to be suspicious of
I roared with laughter.
"The ice-water habit is evidence of a criminal nature, eh?" I queried.
"Not per se," said Holmes, gravely, "but in conjunctibus—if my Latin is
weak, please correct me—it is a very suspicious habit. When I see a man
drink ten glasses of water in two hours it indicates to my mind that there
is something in the water-cooler that takes his mind off his business. It is
not likely to be either the ice or the water, on the doctrine of
probabilities. Hence it must be something else. I caught him yesterday with
his hand in it."
"His hand? In the water-cooler?" I demanded.
"Yes," said Holmes. "He said he was fishing around for a little piece of ice
to cool his head, which ached, but I think differently. He got as pale as a
ghost when I started in to fish for a piece for myself because my head ached
too. I think he took the diamonds and has hid them there, but I'm not sure
yet, and in my business I can't afford to make mistakes. If my suspicions
are correct, he is merely awaiting his opportunity to fish them out and
light out with them."
"Then these," I said, "are—are they paste?"
"No, indeed, they're the real thing," said Raffles Holmes, holding up one of
the gems to the light, where it fairly coruscated with brilliance. "These
are the other two of the original quartet."
"Great Heavens, Holmes—do you mean to say that Gaffany & Co. permit you to
go about with things like this in your pocket?" I demanded.
"Not they," laughed Holmes. "They'd have a fit if they knew I had 'em, only
they don't know it."
"But how have you concealed the fact from them?" I persisted.
"Robinstein made me a pair exactly like them," said Holmes. "The paste ones
are now lying in the Gaffany safe, where I saw them placed before leaving
the shop to-night."
"You're too deep for me, Holmes," said I. "What's the game?"
"Now don't say game, Jenkins," he protested. "I never indulge in games. My
quarry is not a game, but a scheme. For the past two weeks, with three days
off, I have been acting as a workman in the Gaffany ship, with the
ostensible purpose of keeping my eye on certain employés who are under
suspicion. Each day the remaining two pendant-stones—these—have been
handed to me to work on, merely to carry out the illusion. The first day, in
odd moments, I made sketches of them, and on the night of the second I had
'em down in such detail as to cut and color, that Robinstein had no
difficulty in reproducing them in the materials at his disposal in Markoo's
shop. And to-night all I had to do to get them was to keep them and hand in
the Robinstein substitutes when the hour of closing came."
"So that now, in place of four $50,000 diamonds, Gaffany & Co. are in
"Two paste pendants, worth about $40 apiece," said Holmes. "If I fail to
find the originals I shall have to use the paste ones to carry the scheme
through, but I hate to do it. It's so confoundly inartistic and as old a
trick as the pyramids."
Raffles Holmes got up and paced the floor nervously.
"Ah, Jenkins," he said, with a heart-rending sigh, "that is the point. To-
morrow! Heavens! what will to-morrow's story be? I—I cannot tell."
"What's the matter, Holmes?" said. "Are you in danger?"
"Physically, no—morally, my God! Jenkins, yes. I shall need all of your
help," he cried.
"What can I do?" I asked. "You know you have only to command me."
"Don't leave me this night for a minute," he groaned. "If you do, I am lost.
The Raffles in me is rampant when I look at those jewels and think of what
they will mean if I keep them. An independent fortune forever. All I have to
do is to get aboard a ship and go to Japan and live in comfort the rest of
my days with the wealth in my possession, and all the instincts of honest
that I possess, through the father in me, will be powerless to prevent my
indulgence in this crime. Keep me in sight, and if I show the slightest
inclination to give you the slip, knock me over the head, will you, for my
I promised faithfully that I would do as he asked, but, as an easier way out
of an unpleasant situation, I drugged his Remsen cooler with a sleeping-
powder, and an hour later he was lying off on my divan lost to the world for
eight hours at least. As a further precaution I put the jewels in my own
The night's sleep had the desired effect, and with the returning day
Holmes's better nature asserted itself. Raffles was subdued, and he returned
to Gaffany's to put the finishing touches to his work.
"Here's your check, Jenkins," said Raffles Holmes, handing me a draft for
$5000. "The gems were found to-day in the water-cooler in the work-room, and
Gaffany & Co. paid up like gentlemen."
"And the thief?" I asked.
"Under arrest," said Raffles Holmes. "We caught him fishing for them."
"And your past jewels, where are they?"
"I wish I knew," he answered, his face clouding over. "In the excitement of
the moment of the arrest I got 'em mixed with the originals I had last
night, and they didn't give me time or opportunity to pick 'em out. The four
were mounted immediately and sent under guard to the purchaser. Gaffany &
Co. didn't want to keep them a minute longer than was necessary. But the
purchaser is so rich he will never have to sell 'em—so, you see, Jenkins,
we're as safe as a church."
"Your friend Robinstein was a character, Holmes," said I.
"Yes," sighed Holmes. "Poor chap—he was a great loss to his friends. He
taught me the art of making paste gems when I was in Paris. I miss him like
"Miss him!" said I, getting anxious for Robinstein. "What happened? He
"Dead," said Holmes. "Two years ago—dear old chap."
"Oh, come now, Holmes," I said. "What new game is this you are rigging on
me? I met him only five nights ago—and you know it."
"Oh—that one," said Raffles Holmes, with a laugh. "I was that
"You?" I cried.
"Yes, me," said Holmes. "You don't suppose I'd let a third party into our
secret, do you?"
And then he gave me one of those sweet, wistful smiles that made the wonder
of the man all the greater.
"I wish to the dickens I knew whether these were real or paste!" he
muttered, taking the extra pendants from his wallet as he spoke. "I don't
dare ask anybody, and I haven't got any means of telling myself."
"Give them to me," said I, sternly, noting a glitter in his eye that
suggested the domination for the moment of the Raffles in him.
"Tush, Jenkins," he began, uneasily.
"Give them to me, or I'll brain you, Holmes," said I, standing over him with
a soda-water bottle gripped in my right hand, "for your own good. Come, give
He meekly obeyed.
"Come now, get on your hat," said I. "I want you to go out with me."
"What for, Jenkins?" he almost snarled.
"You'll see what for," said I.
And Raffles Holmes obeying, we walked down to the river's edge, where I
stood for a moment, and then hurled the remaining stones far out into the
Holmes gave a gasp and then a sigh of relief.
"There," I said. "It doesn't matter much to us now whether the confounded
things were real or not."
THE ADVENTURE OF THE BRASS CHECK
"Jenkins," said Raffles Holmes to me the other night as we sat in my den
looking over the criminal news in the evening papers, in search of some
interesting material for him to work on, "this paper says that Mrs.
Wilbraham Ward-Smythe has gone to Atlantic City for a week, and will lend
her gracious presence to the social functions of the Hotel Garrymore, at
that interesting city by the sea, until Monday, the 27th, when she will
depart for Chicago, where her sister is to be married on the 29th. How would
you like to spend the week with me at the Garrymore?"
"It all depends upon what we are going for," said I. "Also, what in thunder
has Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe got to do with us, or we with her?"
"Nothing at all," said Holmes. "That is, nothing much."
"Who is she?" I asked, eying him suspiciously.
"All I know is what I have seen in the papers," said Holmes. "She came in on
the Altruria two weeks ago, and attracted considerable attention by
declaring $130,000 worth of pearl rope that she bought in Paris, instead of,
woman-like, trying to smuggle it through the custom-house. It broke the
heart of pretty nearly every inspector in the service. She'd been watched
very carefully by the detective bureau in Paris, and when she purchased the
rope there, the news of it was cabled over in cipher, so that they'd all be
on the lookout for it when she came in. The whole force on the pier was on
the qui vive, and one of the most expert women searchers on the pay-roll was
detailed to give her special attention the minute she set foot on shore; but
instead of doing as they all believed she would do, and giving the
inspectors a chance to catch her at trying to evade the duties, to their
very great profit, she calmly and coolly declared the stuff, paid her little
sixty-five per cent. like a major, and drove off to the Castoria in full
possession of her jewels. The Collector of the Port had all he could do to
keep 'em from draping the custom-house for thirty days, they were all so
grief-stricken. She'll probably take the rope to Atlantic City with her."
"Aha!" said I. "That's the milk in the cocoanut, is it? You're after that
pearl rope, are you, Raffles?"
"On my honor as a Holmes," said he, "I am not. I shall not touch the pearl
rope, although I have no doubt that I shall have some unhappy moments during
the week that I am in the same hotel with it. That's one reason why I'd like
to have you go along, Jenkins—just to keep me out of temptation. Raffles
may need more than Holmes to keep him out of mischief. I am confident,
however, that with you to watch out for me, I shall be able to suppress the
strong tendency towards evil which at times besets me."
"We'd better keep out of it altogether, Holmes," said I, not liking the
weight of responsibility for his good behavior that more than once he had
placed on my shoulders. "You don't deny, I suppose, that the pearl rope is a
factor in your intentions, whatever they may be."
"Of course I don't, Jenkins," was his response. "If it were not for her
pearl rope, Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe could go anywhere she pleased without
attracting any more attention from me than a passing motor-car. It would be
futile for me to deny that, as a matter of fact, the pearl rope is an
essential part of my scheme, and, even if it were not futile to do so, I
should still not deny it, because neither my father nor my grandfather,
Holmes nor Raffles, ever forgot that a gentleman does not lie."
"Then count me out," said I.
"Even if there is $7500 in it for you?" he said, with a twinkle in his eye.
"If it were $107,500 you could still count me out," I retorted. "I don't
like the business."
"Very well," said he, with a sight. "I shall have to go alone and endeavor
to fight the terrible temptation unaided, with a strong probability that I
shall fail, and, yielding to it, commit my first real act of crime, and in
that event, with the possibility of a term at Trenton prison, if I am
"Give it up, Raffles," I pleaded.
"And all because, in the hour of my need, my best friend, whose aid I
begged, refused me," he went on, absolutely ignoring my plea.
"Oh, well, if you put it on that score," I said, "I'll go—but you must
promise me not to touch the pearls."
"I'll do my best not to," he replied. "As usual, you have carte-blanche to
put me out of business if you catch me trying it."
With this understanding I accompanied Raffles Holmes to Atlantic City the
following afternoon, and the following evening we were registered at the
Holmes was not mistaken in his belief that Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe would
take her famous pearl rope to Atlantic City with her. That very evening,
while we were sitting at dinner, the lady entered, and draped about her
stately neck and shoulders was the thing itself, and a more beautiful
decoration was never worn by woman from the days of the Queen of Sheba to
this day of lavish display in jewels. It was a marvel, indeed, but the
moment I saw it I ceased to give the lady credit for superior virtue in
failing to smuggle it through the custom-house, for its very size would have
precluded the possibility of a successful issue to any such attempted
evasion of the law. It was too bulky to have been secreted in any of the
ordinary ways known to smugglers. Hence her candid acknowledgment of its
possession was less an evidence of the lady's superiority to the majority of
her sex in the matter of "beating the government" than of her having been
confronted with the proverbial choice of the unidentified Hobson.
"By Jove! Jenkins," Raffles Holmes muttered, hoarsely, as Mr. Ward-Smythe
paraded the length of the dining-room, as fairly corruscating with her rich
possessions as though she were a jeweller's window incarnate, "it's a
positive crime for a woman to appear in a place like this arrayed like that.
What right has she to subject poor weak humanity to such temptation as now
confronts every servant in this hotel, to say nothing of guests, who, like
ourselves, are made breathless with such lavish display? There's poor old
Tommie Bankson over there, for instance. See how he gloats over those
pearls. He's fairly red-eyed over them."
I glanced across the dining-room, and sure enough, there sat Tommie Bankson,
and even from where we were placed we could see his hands tremble with the
itch for possession, and his lips go dry with excitement as he thought of
the material assets in full view under the glare of the dining-room electric
"I happen to know on the inside," continued Holmes, "that Tommie is not only
a virtual bankrupt through stock speculation, but is actually face to face
with criminal disgrace for misuse of trust funds, all of which he could
escape if he could lay his hands upon half the stuff that woman is so
carelessly wearing to-night. Do you think it's fair to wear, for the mere
gratification of one's vanity, things that arouse in the hearts of less
fortunate beings such passionate reflections and such dire temptations as
those which are now besetting that man?"
"I guess we've got enough to do looking after Raffles to-night, old man,
without wasting any of our nerve-tissue on Tommie Bankson," I replied. "Come
on—let's get out of this. We'll go over to the Pentagon for the night, and
to-morrow we'll shake the sands of Atlantic City from our feet and hie
ourselves back to New York, where the temptations are not so strong."
"It's too late," said Raffles Holmes. "I've set out on this adventure and
I'm going to put it through. I wouldn't give up in the middle of an
enterprise of this sort any more than I would let a balky horse refuse to
take a fence I'd put him to. It's going to be harder than I thought, but
we're in it, and I shall stay to the end."
"What the devil is the adventure, anyhow?" I demanded, impatiently. "You
vowed you wouldn't touch the rope."
"I hope not to," was his response. "It is up to you to see that I don't. My
plan does not involve my laying hands upon even the shadow of it."
So we stayed on at the Garrymore, and a worse week I never had anywhere.
With every glimpse of that infernal jewel the Raffles in Holmes became
harder and harder to control. In the daytime he was all right, but when
night came on he was feverish with the desire to acquire possession of the
pearls. Twice in the middle of the night I caught him endeavoring to sneak
out of our room, and upon each occasion, when I rushed after him and forced
him back, he made no denial of my charge that he was going after the jewel.
The last time it involved us both in such a terrible struggle that I vowed
then and there that the following morning should see my departure.
"I can't stand the strain, Holmes," said I.
"Well, if you can't stand your strain," said Raffles Holmes, "what do you
think of mine?"
"The thing to do is to get out, that's all," I retorted. "I won't have a
nerve left in twenty-four hours. For four nights now I haven't had a
minute's normal sleep, and this fight you've just put up has regularly
knocked me out."
"One more day Jenkins," he pleaded. "She goes day after to-morrow, and so do
"We?" I cried. "After her?"
"Nope—she to Chicago—we to New York," said Holmes. "Stick it out, there's
a good fellow," and of course I yielded.
The next day—Sunday—was one of feverish excitement, but we got through it
without mishap, and on Monday morning it was with a sigh of relief that I
saw Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe pull out of the Philadelphia station en route
for Chicago, while Raffles Holmes and I returned to New York.
"Well, Raffles," said I, as we sped on our homeward way, "we've had our
trouble for our pains."
He laughed crisply. "Have we?" said he. "I guess not—not unless you have
lost the trunk check the porter gave you."
"What, this brass thing?" I demanded, taking the check from my pocket and
flicking it in the air like a penny.
"That very brass thing," said Holmes.
"You haven't lifted that damned rope and put it in my trunk!" I roared.
"Hush, Jenkins! For Heaven's sake don't make a scene. I haven't done
anything of the sort," he whispered, looking about him anxiously to make
sure that we had not been overheard. "Those pearls are as innocent of my
touch as the top of the Himalaya Mountains is of yours."
"Then what have you done?" I demanded, sulkily.
"Just changed a couple of trunk checks, that's all," said Raffles Holmes.
"That bit of brass you have in your hand, which was handed to you in the
station by the porter of the Garrymore, when presented at Jersey City will
put you in possession of Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe's trunk, containing the
bulk of her jewels. She's a trifle careless about her possessions, as any
one could see who watched the nonchalant way in which she paraded the board
walk with a small fortune on her neck and fingers. Most women would carry
such things in a small hand-satchel, or at least have the trunk sent by
registered express, but not Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe; and, thanks to her
loud voice, listening outside of her door last night, I heard her directing
her maid here she wished the gems packed."
"And where the dickens is my trunk?" I asked.
"On the way to Chicago," said Raffles Holmes, calmly. "Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-
Smythe has the check for it."
"Safe business!" I sneered. "Bribed the porter, I presume?"
"Jenkins, you are exceedingly uncomplimentary at times," said Raffles
Holmes, showing more resentment than I had ever given him credit for.
"Perhaps you observed that I didn't go to the station in the omnibus."
"No, you went over to the drug-store after some phenacetine for your
headache," said I.
"Precisely," said Holmes, "and after purchasing the phenacetine I jumped
aboard the Garrymore express-wagon and got a lift over to the station. It
was during that ride that I transferred Mrs. Ward-Smythe's check from her
trunk to yours, and vice versa. It's one of the easiest jobs in the Raffles
business, especially at this season of the year, when travel is heavy and
porters are overworked."
"I'll see the trunk in the Hudson River, pearl rope and all, before I'll
claim it at Jersey City or anywhere else," said I.
"Perfectly right," Holmes returned. "We'll hand the check to the expressman
when he comes through the train, and neither of us need appear further in
the matter. It will merely be delivered at your apartment."
"Why not yours?" said I.
"Raffles!" said he, laconically, and I understood.
"And then what?" I asked.
"Let it alone, unopened, safe as a church, until Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe
discovers her loss, which will be to-morrow afternoon, and then—"
"Mr. Holmes will step in, unravel the mystery, prove it to be a mere
innocent mistake, collect about ten or fifteen thousand dollars reward,
divvy up with you, and the decks will be cleared for what turns up next,"
said this wonderful player of dangerous games. "And, as a beginning,
Jenkins, please sign this," he added.
Holmes handed me a typewritten-letter which read as follows.
"THE RICHMORE, June 30, 1905.
"Raffles Holmes, Esq..
"DEAR SIR,—I enclose herewith my check for $1000 as a retainer for your
services in locating for me a missing trunk, which contains articles which I
value at $10,000. This trunk was checked through to New York from Atlantic
City on Monday last, 9.40 train, and has not since been found. Whether or
not it has been stolen, or has gone astray in some wholly innocent manner,
is not as yet clear. I know of no one better equipped for the task of
finding it for me than yourself, who, I am given to understand, are the son
of the famous Sherlock Holmes of England. The check represents the ten per
cent. commission on the value of the lost articles, which I believe is the
customary fee for services such as I seek.
Very truly yours."
"What are you going to do with this?" I demanded.
"Send it as an enclosure to Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-Smythe, showing my
credentials as your agent, in asking her if by any mischance your trunk has
got mixed in with her luggage," observed Holmes. "For form's sake, I shall
send it to twenty or thirty other people known to have left Atlantic City
the same day. Moreover, it will suggest the idea to Mrs. Wilbraham Ward-
Smythe that I am a good man to locate her trunk also, and the delicate
intimation of my terms will—"
"Aha! I see," said I. "And my thousand-dollar check to you?"
"I shall, of course, keep," observed Holmes. "You want the whole business to
be bona fide, don't you? It would be unscrupulous for you to ask for its
I didn't exactly like the idea, but, after all, there was much in what
Holmes said, and the actual risk of my own capital relieved my conscience of
the suspicion that by signing the letter I should become a partner in a
confidence game. Hence I signed the note, mailed it to Raffles Holmes,
enclosing my check for $1000 with it.
Three days later Holmes entered my room with a broad grin on his face.
"How's this for business?" said he, handing me a letter he had received that
morning from Chicago.
"DEAR SIR,—I am perfectly delighted to receive your letter of July 1. I
think I have Mr. Jenkins's missing trunk. What pleases me most, however, is
the possibility of your recovering mine, which also went astray at the same
time. It contained articles of even greater value than Mr. Jenkins's—my
pearl rope, among other things, which is appraised at $130,000. Do you think
there is any chance of your recovering it for me? I enclose my check for
$5000 as a retainer. The balance of your ten per cent. fee I shall gladly
pay on receipt of my missing luggage.
"Most sincerely yours,
"I rather think, my dear Jenkins," observed Raffles Holmes, "that we have
that $13,000 reward cinched."
"There's $7000 for you, Jenkins," said Holmes, a week later, handing me his
check for that amount. "Easy money that. It only took two weeks to turn the
trick, and $14,000 for fourteen days' work is pretty fair pay. If we could
count on that for a steady income I think I'd be able to hold Raffles down
without your assistance."
"You got fourteen thousand, eh?" said I. "I thought it was only to be
"It was fourteen thousand counting in your $1000," said Raffles Holmes. "You
see, I'm playing on the square, old man. Half and half in everything."
I squeezed his hand affectionately.
"But—he-ew!" I ejaculated, with a great feeling of relief. "I'm glad the
thing's over with.
"So am I," said Holmes, with a glitter in his eye. "If we'd kept that trunk
in this apartment another day there'd have been trouble. I had a piece of
lead-pipe up my sleeve when I called here Tuesday night."
"What for?" I asked.
"You!" said Raffles Holmes. "If you hadn't had that poker-party with you I'd
have knocked you out and gone to China with the Ward-Smythe jewels. Sherlock
Holmes stock was 'way below par Tuesday night."
THE ADVENTURE OF THE HIRED BURGLAR
I had not seen Raffles Holmes for some weeks, nor had I heard from him,
although I had faithfully remitted to his address his share of the literary
proceeds of his adventures as promptly as circumstances permitted—$600 on
the first tale, $920 on the second, and no less than $1800 on the third,
showing a constantly growing profit on our combination from my side of the
venture. These checks had not even been presented for payment at the bank.
Fearing from this that he might be ill, I called at Holmes's lodgings in the
Rexmere, a well-established bachelor apartment hotel, on Forty-fourth
Street, to inquire as to the state of his health. The clerk behind the desk
greeted my cordially as I entered, and bade me go at once to Holmes's
apartment on the eighteenth floor, which I immediately proceeded to do.
"Here is Mr. Holmes's latch-key, sir," said the clerk. "He told me you were
to have access to his apartment at any time."
"He is in, is he?" I asked.
"I really don't know, sir. I will call up and inquire, if you wish," replied
"Oh, never mind," said I. "I'll go up, anyhow, and if he is out, I'll wait."
So up I went, and a few moments later had entered the apartment. As the door
opened, the little private hallway leading to his den at the rear burst into
a flood of light, and from an inner room, the entrance to which was closed,
I could hear Holmes's voice cheerily carolling out snatches of such popular
airs as "Tammany" and "Ef Yo' Habn't Got No Money Yo' Needn't Bodder Me."
I laughed quietly and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief. It was
very evident from the tone of his voice that there was nothing serious the
matter with my friend and partner.
"Hullo, Raffles!" I called out, knocking on the door to the inner room.
Get their wampum,
was the sole answer, and in such fortissimo tones that I was not surprised
that he did not hear me.
"Oh, I say, Raffles," I hallooed, rapping on the door again, this time with
the head of my cane. "It's Jenkins, old man. Came to look you up. Was afraid
something had happened to you."
"'Way down upon the Suwanee River,
Far, far away,
Dere's whar my heart am turnin' ever,
Dere's whar de ole folks stay,"
was the reply.
Again I laughed.
"He's suffering from a bad attack of coonitis this evening," I observed to
myself. "Looks to me as if I'd have to let it run its course."
Whereupon I retired to a very comfortable couch near the window and sat down
to await the termination of the musical.
Five minutes later the singing having shown no signs of abatement I became
impatient, and a third assault on the door followed, this time with cane,
hands, and toes in unison.
"I'll have him out this time or die!" I ejaculated, filled with resolve, and
then began such a pounding upon the door as should have sufficed to awake a
dead Raffles, not to mention a living one.
"Hi, there, Jenkins!" cried a voice behind me, in the midst of this
operation, identically the same voice, too, as that still going on in the
room in front of me. "What the dickens are you trying to do—batter the
I whirled about like a flash, and was deeply startled to see Raffles himself
standing by the divan I had just vacated, divesting himself of his gloves
and light overcoat.
"You—Raffles?" I roared in astonishment.
"Yep," said he. "Who else?"
"But the—the other chap—in the room there?"
"Oh," laughed Raffles. "That's my alibi-prover—hold on a minute and I'll
Whereupon he unlocked the door into the bedroom, whence had come the tuneful
lyrics, threw it wide open, and revealed to my astonished gaze no less an
object than a large talking-machine still engaged in the strenuous
fulfilment of its noisy mission.
"What the dickens!" I said.
"It's attacked to my front-door," said Raffles, silencing the machine. "The
minute the door is opened it begins to sing like the four-and-twenty
blackbirds baked in a pie."
"But what good is it?" said I.
"Oh, well—it keeps the servants from spending too much time in my
apartment, snooping among my papers, perhaps; and it my some day come in
useful in establishing an alibi if things go wrong with me. You'd have sworn
I was in there just now, wouldn't you?"
"I would indeed," said I.
"Well—you see, I wasn't, so there you are," said Raffles Holmes. "By-the-
way, you've come at an interesting moment. There'll be things doing before
the evening is over. I've had an anxious caller here five times already to-
day. I've been standing in the barber-shop opposite getting a line on him.
His card name is Grouch, his real name is—"
Here Raffles Holmes leaned forward and whispered in my ear a name of such
eminent respectability that I fairly gasped.
"You don't mean the Mr. ——"
"Nobody else," said Raffles Holmes. "Only he don't know I know who he is.
The third time Grouch called I trailed him to Blank's house, and then
recognized him as Blank himself."
"And what does he want with you?" I asked.
"That remains to be seen," said Raffles Holmes. "All I know is that next
Tuesday he will be required to turn over $100,000 unregistered bonds to a
young man about to come of age, for whom he has been a trustee."
"Aha!" said I. "And you think—"
"I don't think, Jenkins, until the time comes. Gray matter is scarce these
times, and I'm not wasting any of mine on unnecessary speculation," said
At this point the telephone-bell rang and Raffles answered the summons.
"Yes, I'll see Mr. Grouch. Show him up," he said. "It would be mighty
interesting reading if some newspaper showed him up," he added, with a grin,
as he returned. "By-the-way, Jenkins, I think you'd better go in there and
have a half-hour's chat with the talking-machine. I have an idea old man
Grouch won't have much to say with a third party present. Listen all you
want to, but don't breathe too loud or you'll frighten him away."
I immediately retired, and a moment later Mr. Grouch entered Raffles
"Glad to see you," said Raffles Holmes, cordially. "I was wondering how soon
you'd be here."
"You expected me, then?" asked the visitor, in surprise.
"Yes," said Holmes. "Next Tuesday is young Wilbraham's twenty-first
Peering through a crack in the door I could see Grouch stagger.
"You—you know my errand, then?" he gasped out.
"Only roughly, Mr. Grouch," said Holmes, coolly. "Only roughly. But I am
very much afraid that I can't do what you want me to. Those bonds are
doubtless in some broker's box in a safe-deposit company, and I don't
propose to try to borrow them surreptitiously, even temporarily, from an
incorporated institution. It is not only a dangerous but a criminal
operation. Does your employer know that you have taken them?"
"My employer?" stammered Grouch, taken off his guard.
"Yes. Aren't you the confidential secretary of Mr. ——?" Here Holmes
mentioned the name of the eminent financier and philanthropist. No one would
have suspected, from the tone of his voice, that Holmes was perfectly aware
that Grouch and the eminent financier were one and the same person. The idea
seemed to please and steady the visitor.
"Why—ah—yes—I am Mr. Blank's confidential secretary," he blurted out.
"And—ah—of course Mr. Blank does not know that I have speculated with the
bonds and lost them."
"The bonds are—"
"In the hands of Bunker & Burke. I had hoped you would be able to suggest
some way in which I could get hold of them long enough to turn them over to
young Wilbraham, and then, in some other way, to restore them later to
Bunker & Burke."
"That is impossible," said Raffles Holmes. "For the reasons stated, I cannot
be party to a criminal operation."
"It will mean ruin for me if it cannot be done," moaned Grouch. "For Mr.
Blank as well, Mr. Holmes; he is so deep in the market he can't possibly
pull out. I thought possibly you knew of some reformed cracksman who would
do this one favor for me just to tide things over. All we need is three
weeks' time—three miserable little weeks."
"Can't be done with a safe-deposit company at the other end of the line,"
said Raffles Holmes. "If it were Mr. Blank's own private vault at his home
it would be different. That would be a matter between gentlemen, between Mr.
Blank and myself, but the other would put a corporation on the trail of the
safe-breaker—an uncompromising situation."
Grouch's eye glistened.
"You know a man who, for a consideration and with a guarantee against
prosecution, would break open my—I mean Mr. Blank's private vault?" he
"I think so," said Raffles Holmes, noncommittally. "Not as a crime, however,
merely as a favor, and with the lofty purpose of saving an honored name from
ruin. My advice to you would be to put a dummy package, supposed to contain
the missing bonds, along with about $30,000 worth of other securities in
that vault, and so arrange matters that on the night preceding the date of
young Wilbraham's majority, the man I will send you shall have the
opportunity to crack it open and get away with the stuff unmolested and
unseen. Next day young Wilbraham will see for himself why it is that Mr.
Blank cannot turn over the trust. That is the only secure and I may say
decently honest way out of your trouble."
"Mr. Raffles Holmes, you are a genius!" cried Grouch, ecstatically. And then
he calmed down again as an unpleasant thought flashed across his mind. "Why
is it necessary to put $30,000 additional in the safe, Mr. Holmes?"
"Simply as a blind," said Holmes. "Young Wilbraham would be suspicious if
the burglar got away with nothing but his property, wouldn't he?"
"Quite so," said Grouch. "And now, Mr. Holmes, what will this service cost
"Five thousand dollars," said Holmes.
"Phe-e-e-w!" whistled Grouch. "Isn't that pretty steep?"
"No, Mr. Grouch. I save two reputations—yours and Mr. Blank's. Twenty-five
hundred dollars is not much to pay for a reputation these days—I mean a
real one, of course, such as yours is up to date," said Holmes, coldly.
"Payable by certified check?" said Grouch.
"Not much," laughed Holmes. "In twenty-dollar bills, Mr. Grouch. You may
leave them in the safe along with the other valuables."
"Thank you, Mr. Holmes," said Grouch, rising. "It shall be as you say.
Before I go, sir, may I ask how you knew me and by what principle of
deduction you came to guess my business so accurately?"
"It was simple enough," said Holmes. "I knew, in the first place, that so
eminent a person as Mr. Blank would not come to me in the guise of a Mr.
Grouch if he hadn't some very serious trouble on his mind. I knew, from
reading the society items in the Whirald, that Mr. Bobby Wilbraham would
celebrate the attainment of his majority by a big fête on the 17th of next
month. Everybody knows that Mr. Blank is Mr. Wilbraham's trustee until he
comes of age. It was easy enough to surmise from that what the nature of the
trouble was. Two and two almost invariably make four, Mr. Grouch."
"And how the devil," demanded Grouch, angrily—"how the devil did you know I
"Mr. Blank passes the plate at the church I go to every Sunday," said
Holmes, laughing, "and it would take a great sight more than a two-dollar
wig and a pair of fifty-cent whiskers to conceal that pompous manner of
"Tush! You would better not make me angry, Mr. Holmes," said Grouch,
"You can get as angry as you think you can afford to, for all I care, Mr.
Blank," said Holmes. "It's none of my funeral, you know."
And so the matter was settled. The unmasked Blank, seeing that wrath was
useless, calmed down and accepted Holmes's terms and method for his relief.
"I'll have my man there at 4 A.M., October 17th, Mr. Blank," said Holmes.
"See that your end of it is ready. The coast must be kept clear or the
scheme falls through."
Grouch went heavily out, and Holmes called me back into the room.
"Jenkins," said he, "that man is one of the biggest scoundrels in creation,
and I'm going to give him a jolt."
"Where are you going to get the retired burglar?" I asked.
"Sir," returned Raffles Holmes, "this is to be a personally conducted
enterprise. It's a job worthy of may grandsire on my mother's side. Raffles
will turn the trick."
And it turned out so to be, for the affair went through without a hitch. The
night of October 16th I spend at Raffles's apartments. He was as calm as
though nothing unusual were on hand. He sang songs, played the piano, and up
to midnight was as gay and skittish as a school-boy on vacation. As twelve
o'clock struck, however, he sobered down, put on his hat and coat, and,
bidding me remain where I was, departed by means of the fire-escape.
"Keep up the talk, Jenkins," he said. "The walls are thin here, and it's
just as well, in matters of this sort, that our neighbors should have the
impression that I have not gone out. I've filled the machine up with a
choice lot of songs and small-talk to take care of my end of it. A
consolidated gas company, life yourself, should have no difficulty in
filling in the gaps."
And with that he left me to as merry and withal as nervous a three hours as
I ever spent in my life. Raffles had indeed filled that talking-machine—
thirteen full cylinders of it—with as choice an assortment of causeries and
humorous anecdotes as any one could have wished to hear. Now and again it
would bid me cheer up and not worry about him. Once, along about 2 A.M., it
cried out: "You ought to see me now, Jenkins. I'm right in the middle of
this Grouch job, and it's a dandy. I'll teach him a lesson." The effect of
all this was most uncanny. It was as if Raffles Holmes himself spoke to me
from the depths of that dark room in the Blank household, where he was
engaged in an enterprise of dreadful risk merely to save the good name of
one who no longer deserved to bear such a thing. In spite of all this,
however, as the hours passed I began to grow more and more nervous. The
talking-machine sang and chattered, but when four o'clock came and Holmes
had not yet returned, I became almost frenzied with excitement—and then at
the climax of the tension came the flash of his dark-lantern on the fire-
escape, and he climbed heavily into the room.
"Thank Heaven you're back," I cried.
"You have reason to," said Holmes, sinking into a chair. "Give me some
whiskey. That man Blank is a worse scoundrel than I took him for."
"What's happened?" I asked. "Didn't he play square?"
"No," said Holmes, breathing heavily. "He waited until I had busted the
thing open and was on my way out in the dark hall, and then pounced on me
with his butler and valet. I bowled the butler down the kitchen stairs, and
sent the valet holing into the dining-room with an appendicitis jab in the
stomach and had the pleasure of blacking both of Mr. Blank's eyes."
"And the stuff?"
"Right here," said Holmes, tapping his chest. "I was afraid something might
happen on the way out and I kept both hands free. I haven't much confidence
in philanthropists like Blank. Fortunately the scrimmage was in the dark, so
Blank will never know who hit him."
"What are you going to do with the $35,000?" I queried, as we went over the
booty later and found it all there.
"Don't know—haven't made up my mind," said Holmes, laconically. "I'm too
tired to think about that now. It's me for bed." And with that he turned in.
Two days later, about nine o'clock in the evening, Mr. Grouch again called,
and Holmes received him courteously.
"Well, Mr. Holmes," Grouch observed, unctuously, rubbing his hands together,
"it was a nice job, neatly done. It saved the day for me. Wilbraham was
satisfied, and has given me a whole year to make good the loss. My
reputation is saved, and—"
"Excuse me, Mr. Blank—or Grouch—er—to what do you refer?" asked Holmes.
"Why, our little transaction of Monday night—or was it Tuesday morning?"
"Oh—that!" said Holmes. "Well, I'm glad to hear you managed to pull it off
satisfactorily. I was a little worried about it. I was afraid you were done
"Done for?" said Grouch. "No, indeed. The little plan when off without a
"Good," said Holmes. "I congratulate you. Whom did you get to do the job?"
"Who—what—what—why, what do you mean, Mr. Holmes?" gasped Grouch.
"Precisely what I say—or maybe you don't like to tell me—such things are
apt to be on a confidential basis. Anyhow, I'm glad you're safe, Mr. Grouch,
and I hope your troubles are over."
"They will be when you give me back my $30,000," said Grouch.
"Your what?" demanded Holmes, with well-feigned surprise.
"My $30,000," repeated Blank, his voice rising to a shout.
"My dear Mr. Grouch," said Holmes, "how should I know anything about your
"Didn't your—your man take it?" demanded Grouch, huskily.
"My man? Really, Mr. Grouch, you speak in riddles this evening. Pray make
yourself more clear."
"Your reformed burglar, who broke open my safe, and—" Grouch went on.
"I have no such man, Mr. Grouch."
"Didn't you send a man to my house, Mr. Raffles, to break open my safe, and
take certain specified parcels of negotiable property therefrom?" said
Grouch, rising and pounding the table with his fists.
"I did not!" returned Holmes, with equal emphasis. "I have never in my
life sent anybody to your house, sir."
"Then who in the name of Heaven did?" roared Grouch. "The stuff is gone."
Holmes shrugged his shoulders.
"I am willing," said he, calmly, "to undertake to find out who did it, if
anybody, if that is what you mean, Mr. Grouch. Ferreting out crime is my
profession. Otherwise, I beg to assure you that my interest in the case
ceases at this moment."
Here Holmes rose with quiet dignity and walked to the door.
"You will find me at my office in the morning, Mr. Grouch." he remarked, "in
case you wish to consult me professionally."
"Hah!" sneered Grouch. "You think you can put me off this way, do you?"
"I think so," said Holmes, with a glittering eye. "No gentleman or other
person may try to raise a disturbance in my private apartments and remain
"We'll see what the police have to say about this, Mr. Raffles Holmes,"
Grouch shrieked, as he made for the door.
"Very well," said Holmes. "I've no doubt they will find our discussion of
the other sinners very interesting. They are welcome to the whole story as
far as I am concerned."
And he closed the door on the ashen face of the suffering Mr. Grouch.
"What shall I do with your share of the $30,000, Jenkins?" said Raffles
Holmes a week later.
"Anything you please," said I. "Only don't offer any of it to me. I can't
question the abstract justice of your mulcting old Blank for the amount,
but, somehow or other, I don't want any of it myself. Send it to the Board
of Foreign Missions."
"Good!" said Holmes. "That's what I've done with my share. See!"
And he showed me an evening paper in which the board conveyed its
acknowledgment of the generosity of an unknown donor of the princely sum of
THE REDEMPTION OF YOUNG BILLINGTON RAND
"Jenkins," said Raffles Holmes, lighting his pipe and throwing himself down
upon my couch, "don't you sometimes pine for those good old days of Jack
Sheppard and Dick Turpin? Hang it all—I'm getting blisteringly tired of the
modern refinements in crime, and yearn for the period when the highwayman
met you on the road and made you stand and deliver at the point of the
"Indeed I don't!" I ejaculated. "I'm not chicken-livered, Raffles, but I'm
mighty glad my lines are cast in less strenuous scenes. When a book-agent
comes in here, for instance, and holds me up for nineteen dollars a volume
for a set of Kipling in words of one syllable, illustrated by his aunt, and
every volume autographed by his uncle's step-sister, it's a game of wits
between us as to whether I shall buy or not buy, and if he gets away with my
signature to a contract it is because he has legitimately outwitted me. But
your ancient Turpin overcame you by brute force; you hadn't a run for your
money from the moment he got his eye on you, and no percentage of the swag
was ever returned to you has in the case of the Double-Cross Edition of
Kipling, in which you get at least fifty cents worth of paper and print for
every nineteen dollars you give up."
"That is merely the commercial way of looking at it," protested Holmes. "You
reckon up the situation on a basis of mere dollars, strike a balance and
charge the thing up to profit and loss. But the romance of it all, the
element of the picturesque, the delicious, tingling sense of adventure which
was inseparable from a road experience with a commanding personality like
Turpin—these things are all lost in your prosaic book-agent methods of our
day. No man writing his memoirs for the enlightenment of posterity would
ever dream of setting down upon paper the story of how a book-agent robbed
him of two-hundred dollars, but the chap who has been held up in the dark
recesses of a forest on a foggy night by a Jack Sheppard would always find
breathless and eager listeners to or readers of the tale he had to tell,
even if he lost only a nickel by the transaction."
"Well, old man," said I, "I'm satisfied with the prosaic methods of the gas
companies, the book-agents, and the riggers of the stock-market. Give me
Wall Street and you take Dick Turpin and all his crew. But what has set your
mind to working on the Dick Turpin end of it anyhow? Thinking of going in
for that sort of thing yourself?"
"M-m-m yes," replied Holmes, hesitatingly. "I am. Not that I pine to become
one of the Broom Squires myself, but because I—well, I may be forced into
"Take my advice, Raffles," I interrupted, earnestly. "Let fire-arms and
highways alone. There's too much of battle, murder, and sudden death in
loaded guns, and surplus of publicity in street work."
"You mustn't take me so literally, Jenkins," he retorted. "I'm not going to
follow precisely in the steps of Turpin, but a hold-up on the public highway
seems to be the only way out of a problem which I have been employed to
settle. Do you know young Billington Rand?"
"By sight," said I, with a laugh. "And by reputation. You're not going to
hold him up, are you?" I added, contemptuously.
"Why not?" said Holmes.
"It's like breaking into an empty house in search of antique furniture," I
explained. "Common report has it that Billington Rand has already been
skinned by about every skinning agency in town. He's posted at all his
clubs. Every gambler in town, professional as well as social, has his
I.O.U.'s for bridge, poker, and faro debts. Everybody knows it except those
fatuous people down in the Kenesaw National Bank, where he's employed, and
the Fidelity Company that's on his bond. He wouldn't last five minutes in
either place if his uncle wasn't a director in both concerns."
"I see that you have a pretty fair idea of Billington Rand's financial
condition," said Holmes.
"It's rather common talk in the clubs, so why shouldn't I?" I put in.
"Holding him up would be at most an act of petit larceny, if you measure a
crime by what you get out of it. It's a great shame, though, for at heart
Rand is one of the best fellows in the world. He's a man who has all the
modern false notions of what a fellow ought to do to keep up what he calls
his end. He plays cards and sustains ruinous losses because he thinks he
won't be considered a good-fellow if he stays out. He plays bridge with
ladies and pays up when he loses and doesn't collect when he wins. Win or
lose he's doomed to be on the wrong side of the market just because of those
very qualities that make him a lovable person—kind to everybody but
himself, and weak as dish-water. For Heaven's sake, Raffles, if the poor
devil has anything left don't take it from him."
"Your sympathy for Rand does you credit," said Holmes. "But I have just as
much of that as you have, and that is why, at half-past five o'clock to-
morrow afternoon, I'm going to hold him up, in the public eye, and
incontinently rob him of $25,000."
"Twenty-five thousand dollars? Billington Rand?" I gasped.
"Twenty-five thousand dollars. Billington Rand," repeated Holmes, firmly.
"If you don't believe it come along and see. He doesn't know you, does he?"
"Not from Adam," said I.
"Very good—then you'll be safe as a church. Meet me in the Fifth Avenue
Hotel corridor at five to-morrow afternoon and I'll show you as pretty a
hold-up as you ever dreamed of," said Holmes.
"But—I can't take part in a criminal proceeding like that, Holmes," I
"You won't have to—even if it were a criminal proceeding, which it is not,"
he returned. "Nobody outside of you and me will know anything about it but
Rand himself, and the chances that he will peach are less than a millionth
part of a half per cent. Anyhow, all you need be is a witness."
There was a long and uneasy silence. I was far from liking the job, but
after all, so far, Holmes had not led me into any difficulties of a serious
nature, and, knowing him as I had come to know him, I had a hearty belief
that any wrong he did was temporary and was sure to be rectified in the long
"I've a decent motive in all this, Jenkins," he resumed in a few moments.
"Don't forget that. This hold-up is going to result in a reformation that
will be for the good of everybody, so don't have any scruples on that
"All right, Raffles," said I. "You've always played straight with me, so
far, and I don't doubt your word—only I hate the highway end of it."
"Tutt, Jenkins!" he ejaculated, with a laugh and giving me a whack on the
shoulders that nearly toppled me over into the fire-place. "Don't be a
rabbit. The thing will be as easy as cutting calve's-foot jelly with a
Thus did I permit myself to be persuaded, and the next afternoon at five,
Holmes and I met in the corridor of the Fifth Avenue Hotel.
"Come on," he said, after the first salutations were over. "Rand will be at
the Thirty-third Street subway at 5.15, and it is important that we should
catch him before he gets to Fifth Avenue."
"I'm glad it's to be on a side street," I remarked, my heart beating rapidly
with excitement over the work in hand, for the more I thought of the venture
the less I liked it.
"Oh, I don't know that it will be," said Holmes, carelessly. "I may pull it
off in the corridors of the Powhatan."
The pumps in my heart reversed their action and for a moment I feared I
should drop with dismay.
"In the Powhatan—" I began.
"Shut up, Jenkins!" said Holmes, imperatively. "This is no time for
protests. We're in it now and there's no drawing back."
Ten minutes later we stood at the intersection of Thirty-third Street and
Fifth Avenue. Holmes's eyes flashed and his whole nervous system quivered as
with the joy of the chase.
"Keep your mouth shut, Jenkins, and you'll see a pretty sight," he
whispered, "for here comes our man."
Sure enough, there was Billington Rand on the other side of the street,
walking along nervously and clutching an oblong package, wrapped in brown
paper, firmly in his right hand.
"Now for it," said Holmes, and we crossed the street, scarcely reaching the
opposite curb before Rand was upon us. Rand eyed us closely and shied off to
one side as Holmes blocked his progress.
"I'll trouble you for that package, Mr. Rand," said Holmes, quietly.
The man's face went white and he caught his breath.
"Who the devil are you?" he demanded, angrily.
"That has nothing to do with the case." retorted Holmes. "I want that
"Get out of my way!" cried Rand, with a justifiable show of resentment. "Or
I'll call an officer."
"Will you?" said Holmes, quietly. "Will you call an officer and so make
known to the authorities that you are in possession of twenty-five thousand
dollars worth of securities that belong to other people, which are supposed
at this moment to be safely locked up in the vaults of the Kenesaw National
Back along with other collateral?"
Rand staggered back against the newel-post of a brown-stone stoop, and stood
there gazing wildly into Holmes's face.
"Of course, if you prefer having the facts made known in that way," Holmes
continued, coolly, "you have the option. I am not going to use physical
force to persuade you to hand the package over to me, but you are a greater
fool than I take you for if you choose that alternative. To use an
expressive modern phrase, Mr. Billington Rand, you will be caught with the
goods on, and unless you have a far better explanation of how those
securities happen in your possession at this moment than I think you have,
there is no power on earth can keep you from landing in state-prison."
The unfortunate victim of Holmes's adventure fairly gasped in his combined
rage and fright. Twice he attempted to speak, but only inarticulate sounds
issued from his lips.
"You are, of course, very much disturbed at the moment," Holmes went on,
"and I am really very sorry if anything I have done has disarranged any
honorable enterprise in which you have embarked. I don't wish to hurry you
into a snap decision, which you may repent later, only either the police or
I must have that package within an hour. It is for you to say which of us is
to get it. Suppose we run over to the Powhatan and discuss the matter calmly
over a bottle of Glengarry? Possibly I can convince you that it will be for
your own good to do precisely as I tell you and very much to your
disadvantage to do otherwise."
Rand, stupefied by this sudden intrusion upon his secret by an utter
stranger, lost what little fight there was left in him, and at least seemed
to assent to Holmes's proposition. The latter linked arms with him, and in a
few minutes we walked into the famous hostelry just as if we were three
friends, bent only upon having a pleasant chat over a café table.
"What'll you have, Mr. Rand?" asked Holmes, suavely. "I'm elected for the
Glengarry special, with a little carbonic on the side."
"Same," said Rand, laconically.
"Sandwich with it?" asked Holmes. "You'd better."
"Oh, I can't eat anything," began Rand. "I—"
"Bring us some sandwiches, waiter," said Holmes. "Two Glengarry special,
a syphon of carbonic, and—Jenkins, what's yours?"
The calmness and the cheek of the fellow!
"I'm not in on this at all," I retorted, angered by Holmes's use of my name.
"And I want Mr. Rand to understand—"
"Oh, tutt!" ejaculated Holmes. "He knows that. Mr. Rand, my friend Jenkins
has no connection with this enterprise of mine, and he's done his level best
to dissuade me from holding you up so summarily. All he's along for is to
write the thing up for—"
"The newspapers?" cried Rand, now thoroughly frightened.
"No," laughed Holmes. "Nothing so useful—the magazines."
Holmes winked at me as he spoke, and I gathered that there was method in his
"That's one of the points you want to consider, though, Mr. Rand," he said,
leaning upon the table with his elbows. "Think of the newspapers to-morrow
morning if you call the police rather than hand that package over to me.
It'll be a big sensation for Wall Street and upper Fifth Avenue, to say
nothing of what the yellows will make of the story for the rest of hoi
polloi. The newsboys will be yelling extras all over town, printed in great,
red letters, 'A Club-man Held-Up in Broad Daylight, For $25,000 In
Securities That Didn't Belong to Him. Billington Rand Has Something To
Explain. Where Did He Get It?—"
"For Heavens sake, man! don't!" pleased the unfortunate Billington. "God! I
never thought of that."
"Of course you didn't think of that," said Holmes. "That's why I'm telling
you about it now. You don't dispute my facts, do you?"
"No, I—" Rand began.
"Of course not," said Holmes. "You might as well dispute the existence of
the Flat-iron Building. If you don't want to-morrow's papers to be full of
this thing you'll hand that package over to me."
"But," protested Rand, "I'm only taking them up to—to a—er—to a broker."
Here he gathered himself together and spoke with greater assurance. "I am
delivering them, sir, to a broker, on behalf of one of our depositors who—"
"Who has been speculating with what little money he had left, has lost his
margins, and is now forced into an act of crime to protect his speculation,"
said Holmes. "The broker is the notorious William C. Gallagher, who runs an
up-town bucket-shop for speculative ladies to lose their pin-money and
bridge winnings in, and your depositor's name is Billington Rand, Esq.—
"How do you know all this?" gasped Rand.
"Oh—maybe I read it on the ticker," laughed Holmes. "Or, what is more
likely, possibly I overheard Gallagher recommending you to dip into the
bank's collateral to save your investment, at Green's chop-house last
"You were at Green's chop-house last night?" cried Rand.
"In the booth adjoining your own, and I heard every word you said," said
"Well, I don't see why I should give the stuff to you anyhow," growled Rand.
"Chiefly because I happen to be long on information which would be of
interest, not only to the police, but to the president and board of
directors of the Kenesaw National Back, Mr. Rand," said Holmes. "It will be
a simple matter for me to telephone Mr. Horace Huntington, the president of
your institution, and put him wise to this transaction of yours, and that is
the second thing I shall do immediately you have decided not to part with
"The second thing?" Rand whimpered. "What will you do first?"
"Communicate with the first policeman we meet when we leave here," said
Holmes. "But take your time, Mr. Rand—take your time. Don't let me hurry
you into a decision. Try a little of this Glengarry and we'll drink hearty
to a sensible conclusion."
"I—I'll put them back in the vaults to-morrow," pleaded Rand.
"Can't trust you, my boy," said Holmes. "Not with a persuasive crook like
old Bucket-ship Gallagher on your trail. They're safer with me."
Rand's answer was a muttered oath as he tossed the package across the table
and started to leave us.
"One word more, Mr. Rand," said Holmes, detaining him. "Don't do anything
rash. There's a lot of good-fellowship between criminals, and I'll stand by
you all right. So far nobody knows you took these things, and even when they
turn up missing, if you go about your work as if nothing had happened, while
you may be suspected, nobody can prove that you got the goods."
Rand's face brightened at this remark.
"By Jove!—that's true enough," said he. "Excepting Gallagher," he added,
his face falling.
"Pah for Gallagher!" cried Holmes, snapping his fingers contemptuously. "If
he as much as peeped we could put him in jail, and if he sells you out you
tell him for me that I'll land him in Sing Sing for a term of years. He led
you into this—"
"He certainly did," moaned Rand.
"And he's got to get you out," said Holmes. "Now, good-bye, old man. The
worst that can happen to you is a few judgments instead of penal servitude
for eight or ten years, unless you are foolish enough to try another turn of
this sort, and then you may not happen on a good-natured highwayman like
myself to get you out of your troubles. By-the-way, what is the combination
of the big safe in the outer office of the Kenesaw National?"
"One-eight-nine-seven," said Rand.
"Thanks," said Holmes, jotting it down coolly in his memorandum-book.
"That's a good thing to know."
That night, shortly before midnight, Holmes left me. "I've got to finish
this job," said he. "The most ticklish part of the business is yet to come."
"Great Scott, Holmes!" I cried. "Isn't the thing done?"
"No—of course not," he replied. "I've got to bust open the Kenesaw safe."
"Now, my dear Raffles," I began, "why aren't you satisfied with what you've
done already. Why must you—"
"Shut up, Jenkins," he interrupted, with a laugh. "If you knew what I was
going to do you wouldn't kick—that is, unless you've turned crook too?"
"Not I," said I, indignantly.
"You don't expect me to keep these bonds, do you?" he asked.
"But what are you going to do with them?" I retorted.
"Put 'em back in the Kenesaw Bank, where they belong, so that they'll be
found there to-morrow morning. As sure as I don't, Billington Rand is
doomed," said he. "It's a tough job, but I've been paid a thousand dollars
by his family, to find out what he's up to, and by thunder, after following
his trail for three weeks, I've got such a liking for the boy that I'm going
to save him if it can be done, and if there's any Raffles left in me, such a
simple proposition as cracking a bank and puting the stuff back where it
belongs, in a safe of which I have the combination, isn't going to stand in
my way. Don't fret, old man, it's as good as done. Good-night."
And Raffles Holmes was off. I passed a feverish night, but at five o'clock
the following morning a telephone message set all my misgivings at rest.
"Hello, Jenkins!" came Raffles's voice over the wire.
"Hello," I replied.
"Just rang you up to let you know that it's all right. The stuff's replaced.
Easiest job ever—like opening oysters. Pleasant dreams to you," he said,
and, click, the connection was broken.
Two weeks later Billington Rand resigned from the Kenesaw Bank and went
West, where he is now leading the simple life on a sheep-ranch. His
resignation was accepted with regret, and the board of directors, as a
special mark of their liking, voted him a gift of $2500 for faithful
"And the best part of it was," said Holmes, when he told me of the young
man's good fortune, "that his accounts were as straight as a string."
"Holmes, you are a bully chap!" I cried, in a sudden excess of enthusiasm.
"You do things for nothing sometimes—"
"Nothing!" echoed Holmes—"nothing! Why, that job was worth a million
dollars to me, Jenkins—but not in coin. Just in good solid satisfaction in
saving a fine young chap like Billington Rand from the clutches of a sharper
and sneaking skinflint like old Bucket-shop Gallagher."
"THE NOSTALGIA OF NERVY JIM THE SNATCHER"
Raffles Holmes was unusually thoughtful the other night when he entered my
apartment, and for a long time I could get nothing out of him save an
occasional grunt of assent or dissent from propositions advanced by myself.
It was quite evident that he was cogitating deeply over some problem that
was more than ordinarily vexatious, so I finally gave up all efforts at
conversation, pushed the cigars closer to him, poured him out a stiff dose
of his favorite Glengarry, and returned to my own work. It was a full hour
before he volunteered an observation of any kind, and then he plunged
rapidly into a very remarkable tale.
"I had a singular adventure to-day, Jenkins," he said. "Do you happen to
have in your set of my father's adventures a portrait of Sherlock Holmes?"
"Yes, I have," I replied. "But you don't need anything of the kind to
refresh your memory of him. All you have to do is to look at yourself in the
glass, and you've got the photograph before you."
"I am so like him then?" he queried.
"Most of the time, old man, I am glad to say," said I. "There are days when
you are the living image of your grandfather Raffles, but that is only when
you are planning some scheme of villany. I can almost invariably detect the
trend of your thoughts by a glance at your face—you are Holmes himself in
your honest moments, Raffles at others. For the past week it has delighted
me more than I can say to find you a fac-simile of your splendid father,
with naught to suggest your fascinating but vicious granddad."
"That's what I wanted to find out. I had evidence of it this afternoon on
Broadway," said he. "It was bitterly cold up around Fortieth Street, snowing
like the devil, and such winds as you'd expect to find nowhere this side of
Greenland's icy mountains. I came out of a Broadway chop-house and started
north, when I was stopped by an ill-clad, down-trodden specimen of humanity,
who begged me, for the love of Heaven to give him a drink. The poor chap's
condition was such that it would have been manslaughter to refuse him, and a
moment later I had him before the Skidmore bar, gurgling down a tumblerful
of raw brandy as though it were water. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and
turned to thank me, when a look of recognition came into his face, and he
staggered back half in fear and half in amazement.
"'Sherlock Holmes!' he cried.
"'Am I?' said I, calmly, my curiosity much excited.
"'Him or his twin!' said he.
"'How should you know me?' I asked.
"'Good reason enough,' he muttered. ''Twas Sherlock Holmes as landed me for
ten years in Reading gaol.'
"'Well, my friend,' I answered, 'I've no doubt you deserved it if he did it.
I am not Sherlock Holmes, however, but his son.'
"'Will you let me take you by the hand, governor?' he whispered, hoarsely.
'Not for the kindness you've shown me here, but for the service your old man
did me. I am Nervy Jim the Snatcher.'
"'Service?' said I, with a laugh. 'You consider it a service to be landed in
"'They was the only happy years I ever had, sir,' he answered, impetuously.
'The keepers was good to me. I was well fed; kept workin' hard at an honest
job, pickin' oakum; the gaol was warm, and I never went to bed by night or
got up o' mornin's worried over the question o' how I was goin' to get the
swag to pay my rent. Compared to this'—with a wave of his hand at the
raging of the elements along Broadway—'Reading gaol was heaven, sir; and
since I was discharged I've been a helpless, hopeless wanderer, sleepin' in
doorways, chilled to the bone, half-starved, with not a friendly eye in
sight, and nothin' to do all day long and all night long but move on when
the Bobbies tell me to, and think about the happiness I'd left behind me
when I left Reading. Was you ever homesick, governor?'
"I confessed to an occasional feeling of nostalgia for old Picadilly and the
"'Then you know, says he, 'how I feels now in a strange land, dreamin' of my
comfortable little cell at Reading; the good meals, the pleasant keepers,
and a steady job with nothin' to worry about for ten short years. I want to
go back, governor—I want to go back!'
"Well," said Holmes, lighting a cigar, "I was pretty nearly floored, but
when the door of the saloon blew open and a blast of sharp air and a furry
of snow came in, I couldn't blame the poor beggar—certainly any place in
the world, even a jail, was more comfortable than Broadway at that moment. I
explained to him, however, that as far as Reading gaol was concerned, I was
powerless to help him.
"'But there's just as good prisons here, ain't there, governor?' he pleaded.
"'Oh yes,' said I, laughing at the absurdity of the situation. 'Sing Sing is
a first-class, up-to-date penitentiary, with all modern improvements, and a
pretty select clientele.'
"'Couldn't you put me in there, governor?' he asked, wistfully. 'I'll do
anything you ask, short o' murder, governor, if you only will.'
"'Why don't you get yourself arrested as a vagrant?' I asked. 'That'll give
you three months on Blackwell's Island and will tide you over the winter.'
"'Tain't permanent, governor,' he objected. 'At the end o' three months I'd
be out and have to begin all over again. What I want is something I can
count on for ten or twenty years. Besides, I has some pride, governor, and
for Nervy Jim to do three months' time—Lor', sir, I couldn't bring myself
to nothin' so small!'
"There was no resisting the poor cuss, Jenkins, and I promised to do what I
could for him."
"That's a nice job," said I. "What can you do?"
"That's what stumps me," said Raffles Holmes, scratching his head in
perplexity. "I've set him up in a small tenement down on East Houston Street
temporarily, and meanwhile, it's up to me to land him in Sing Sing, where he
can live comfortably for a decade or so, and I'm hanged if I know how to do
it. He used to be a first-class second-story man, and in his day was an A-1
snatcher, as his name signifies and my father's diaries attest, but I'm
afraid his hand is out for a nice job such as I would care to have anything
to do with myself."
"Better let him slide, Raffles," said I. "He introduces the third party
element into our arrangement, and that's mighty dangerous."
"True—but consider the literary value of a chap that's homesick for jail,"
he answered, persuasively. "I don't know, but I think he's new."
Ah, the insidious appeal of that man! He knew the crack in my armor, and
with neatness and despatch he pierced it, and I fell.
"Well—" I demurred.
"Good," said he. "We'll consider it arranged. I'll fix him out in a week."
Holmes left me at this point, and for two days I heard nothing from him. On
the morning of the third day he telephoned me to meet him at the stage-door
of the Metropolitan Opera-House at four o'clock. "Bring your voice with
you," said he, enigmatically, "we may need it." An immediate explanation of
his meaning was impossible, for hardly were the words out of his mouth when
he hung up the receiver and cut the connection.
"I wanted to excite your curiosity so that you would be sure to come," he
laughed, when I asked his meaning later. "You and I are going to join Mr.
Conried's selected chorus of educated persons who want to earn their grand
opera instead of paying five dollars a performance for it."
And so we did, although I objected a little at first.
"I can't sing," said I.
"Of course you can't," said he. "If you could you wouldn't go into the
chorus. But don't bother about that, I have a slight pull here and we can
get in all right as long as we are moderately intelligent, and able-bodied
enough to carry a spear. By-the-way, in musical circles my name is Dickson.
Don't forget that."
That Holmes had a pull was shortly proven, for although neither of us was
more than ordinarily gifted vocally, we proved acceptable and in a short
time found ourselves enrolled among the supernumeraries who make of
"Lohengrin" a splendid spectacle to the eye. I found real zest in life
carrying that spear, and entered into the spirit of what I presumed to be a
mere frolic with enthusiasm, merely for the experience of it, to say nothing
of the delight I took in the superb music, which I have always loved.
And then the eventful night came. It was Monday and the house was packed. On
both sides of the curtain everything was brilliant. The cast was one of the
best and the audience all that the New York audience is noted for in wealth,
beauty, and social prestige, and, in the matter of jewels, of lavish
display. Conspicuous in respect to the last was the ever-popular, though
somewhat eccentric Mrs. Robinson-Jones, who in her grand-tier box fairly
scintillated with those marvellous gems which gave her, as a musical critic,
whose notes on the opera were chiefly confined to observations on its social
aspects, put it, "the appearance of being lit up by electricity." Even from
where I stood, as a part and parcel of the mock king's court on the stage, I
could see the rubies and sapphires and diamonds loom large upon the horizon
as the read, white, and blue emblem of our national greatness to the truly
patriotic soul. Little did I dream, as I stood in the rear line of the
court, clad in all the gorgeous regalia of a vocal supernumerary, and
swelling the noisy welcome to the advancing Lohengrin, with my apology for a
voice, how intimately associated with these lustrous headlights I was soon
to be, and as Raffles Holmes and I poured out our souls in song not even his
illustrious father would have guessed that he was there upon any other
business than that of Mr. Conried. As far as I could see, Raffles was wrapt
in the music of the moment, and not once, to my knowledge, did he seem to be
aware that there was such a thing as an audience, much less one individual
member of it, on the other side of the footlights. Like a member of the Old
Choral Guard, he went through the work in hand as nonchalantly as though it
were his regular business in life. It was during the intermission between
the first and second acts that I began to suspect that there was something
in the wind beside music, for Holmes's face became set, and the resemblance
to his honorable father, which had of late been so marked, seemed to
dissolve itself into an unpleasant suggestion of his other forbear, the
acquisitive Raffles. My own enthusiasm for our operatic experience, which I
took no pains to conceal, found no response in him, and from the fall of the
curtain on the first act it seemed to me as if he were trying to avoid me.
So marked indeed did this desire to hold himself aloof become that I
resolved to humor him in it, and instead of clinging to his side as had been
my wont, I let him go his own way, and, at the beginning of the second act,
he disappeared. I did not see him again until the long passage between
Ortrud and Telrammund was on, when, in the semi-darkness of the stage, I
caught sight of him hovering in the vicinity of the electric switch-board by
which the lights of the house are controlled. Suddenly I saw him reach out
his hand quickly, and a moment later every box-light went out, leaving the
auditorium in darkness, relieved only by the lighting of the stage. Almost
immediately there came a succession of shrieks from the grand-tier in the
immediate vicinity of the Robinson-Jones box, and I knew that something was
afoot. Only a slight commotion in the audience was manifest to us upon the
stage, but there was a hurrying and scurrying of ushers and others of
greater or less authority, until finally the box-lights flashed out again in
all their silk-tasselled illumination. The progress of the opera was not
interrupted for a moment, but in that brief interval of blackness at the
rear of the house some one had had time to force his way into the Robinson-
Jones box and snatch from the neck of its fair occupant that wondrous
hundred-thousand-dollar necklace of matchless rubies that had won the
admiring regard of many beholders, and the envious interest of not a few.
Three hours later Raffles Holmes and I returned from the days and dress of
Lohengrin's time to affairs of to-day, and when we were seated in my
apartment along about two o'clock in the morning, Holmes lit a cigar, poured
himself out a liberal dose of Glengarry, and with a quiet smile, leaned back
in his chair.
"Well," he said, "what about it?"
"You have the floor, Raffles," I answered. "Was that your work?"
"One end of it," said he. "It went off like clock-work. Poor old Nervy has
won his board and lodging for twenty years all right."
"But—he's got away with it," I put in.
"As far as East Houston Street," Holmes observed, quietly. "To-morrow I
shall take up the case, track Nervy to his lair, secure Mrs. Robinson-Jones'
necklace, return it to the lady, and within three weeks the Snatcher will
take up his abode on the banks of the Hudson, the only banks the ordinary
cracksman is anxious to avoid."
"But how the dickens did you manage to put a crook like that on the grand-
tier floor?" I demanded.
"Jenkins, what a child you are!" laughed Holmes. "How did I get him there?
Why, I set him up with a box of his own, directly above the Robinson-Jones
box—you can always get one for a single performance if you are willing to
pay for it—and with a fair expanse of shirt-front, a claw-hammer and a
crush hat almost any man who has any style to him at all these days can pass
for a gentleman. All he had to do was to go to the opera-house, present his
ticket, walk in and await the signal. I gave the man his music cue, and two
minutes before the lights went out he sauntered down the broad staircase to
the door of the Robinson-Jones box, and was ready to turn the trick. He was
under cover of darkness long enough to get away with the necklace, and when
the lights came back, if you had known enough to look out into the
auditorium you would have seen him back there in his box above, taking in
the situation as calmly as though he had himself had nothing whatever to do
"And how shall you trace him?" I demanded. "Isn't that going to be a little
"Not if he followed out my instructions," said Holmes. "If he dropped a
letter addressed to himself in his own hand-writing at his East Houston
Street lair, in the little anteroom of the box, as I told him to do, we'll
have all the clews we need to run him to earth."
"But suppose the police find it?" I asked.
"They won't," laughed Holmes. "They'll spend their time looking for some
impecunious member of the smart set who might have done the job. They always
try to find the sensational clew first, and by day after to-morrow morning
four or five poor but honest members of the four-hundred will find when they
read the morning papers that they are under surveillance, while I, knowing
exactly what has happened will have all the start I need. I have already
offered my services, and by ten o'clock to-morrow morning they will be
accepted, as will also those of half a hundred other detectives,
professional and amateur. At eleven I will visit the opera-house, where I
expect to find the incriminating letter on the floor, or if the cleaning
women have already done their work, which is very doubtful, I will find it
later among the sweepings of waste paper in the cellar of the opera-house.
Accompanied by two plain-clothes men from headquarters I will then proceed
to Nervy's quarters, and, if he is really sincere in his desire to go to
jail for a protracted period, we shall find him there giving an imitation of
a gloat over his booty."
"And suppose the incriminating letter is not there?" I asked. "He may have
changed his mind."
"I have arranged for that," said Holmes, with a quick, steely glance at me.
"I've got a duplicate letter in my pocket now. If he didn't drop it, I
But Nervy Jim was honest at least in his desire for a permanent residence in
an up-to-date penitentiary, for, even as the deed itself had been
accomplished with a precision that was almost automatic, so did the work yet
to be done go off with the nicety of a well-regulated schedule. Everything
came about as Holmes had predicted, even to the action of the police in
endeavoring to fasten the crime upon an inoffensive and somewhat impecunious
social dangler, whose only ambition in life was to lead a cotillion well,
and whose sole idea of how to get money under false pretences was to make
some over-rich old maid believe that he loved her for herself alone and in
his heart scorned her wealth. Even he profited by this, since he later sued
the editor who printed his picture with the label "A Social Highwayman" for
libel, claiming damages of $50,000, and then settled the case out of court
for $15,000, spot cash. The letter was found on the floor of the box where
Nervy Jim had dropped it; Holmes and his plain-clothes men paid an early
visit at the East Houston Street lodging-house, and found the happy Snatcher
snoring away in his cot with a smile on his face that seemed to indicate
that he was dreaming he was back in a nice comfortable jail once more; and
as if to make assurance doubly sure, the missing necklace hung about his
swarthy neck! Short work was made of the arrest; Nervy Him, almost
embarrassingly grateful, was railroaded to Sing Sing in ten days' time, for
fifteen years, and Raffles Holmes had the present pleasure and personal
satisfaction of restoring the lost necklace to the fair hands of Mrs.
"Look at that, Jenkins!" He said, gleefully, when the thing was all over. "A
check for $10,000."
"Well—that isn't so much, considering the value of the necklace," said I.
"That's the funny part of it," laughed Holmes. "Every stone in it was paste,
but Mrs. Robinson-Jones never let on for a minute. She paid her little ten
thousand rather than have it known."
"Great Heavens!—really?" I said.
"Yes," said Holmes, replacing the check in his pocket-book. "She's almost as
nervy as Nervy Jim himself. She's what I call a dead-game sport."
THE ADVENTURE OF ROOM 407
Raffles Holmes and I had walked up-town together. It was a beastly cold
night, and when we reached the Hotel Powhatan my companion suggested that we
stop in for a moment to thaw out our frozen cheeks, and incidentally, warm
up the inner man with some one of the spirituous concoctions for which that
hostelry is deservedly famous. I naturally acquiesced, and in a moment we
sat at one of the small tables in the combination reading-room and café of
"Queer place, this," said Holmes, gazing about him at the motley company of
guests. "It is the gathering place of the noted and the notorious. That
handsome six-footer, who has just left the room, is the Reverend Dr.
Harkaway, possibly the most eloquent preacher they have in Boston. At the
table over in the corner, talking to that gold-haired lady with a roasted
pheasant on her head in place of a hat, is Jack McBride, the light-weight
champion of the Northwest, and—by thunder, Jenkins, look at that!"
A heavy-browed, sharp-eyed Englishman appeared in the doorway, stood a
moment, glanced about him eagerly, and, with a gesture of impatience, turned
away and disappeared in the throngs of the corridor without.
"There's something doing to bring 'Lord Baskingford' here," muttered Holmes.
"Lord Baskingford?" said I. "Who's he?"
"He's the most expert diamond lifter in London," answered Holmes. "His
appearance on Piccadilly was a signal always to Scotland Yard to wake up,
and to the jewellers of Bond Street to lock up. My old daddy used to say
that Baskingford could scent a Kohinoor quicker than a hound a fox. I wonder
what his game is."
"Is he a real lord?" I asked.
"Real?" laughed Holmes. "Yes—he's a real Lord of the Lifters, if that's
what you mean, but if you mean does he belong to the peerage, no. His real
name is Bob Hollister. He has served two terms in Pentonville, escaped once
from a Russian prison, and is still in the ring. He's never idle, and if he
comes to the Powhatan you can gamble your last dollar on it that he has a
good, big stake somewhere in the neighborhood. We must look over the list of
We finished our drink and settled the score. Holmes sauntered, in leisurely
fashion, out into the office, and, leaning easily over the counter,
inspected the register.
"Got any real live dukes in the house to-night, Mr. Sommers?" he asked of
"Not to-night, Mr. Holmes," laughed the clerk. "We're rather shy on the
nobility to-night. The nearest we come to anything worth while in that line
is a baronet—Sir Henry Darlington of Dorsetshire, England. We can show you
a nice line of Captains of Industry, however."
"Thank you, Sommers," said Holmes, returning the laugh. "I sha'n't trouble
you. Fact is, I'm long on Captains of Industry and was just a bit hungry to-
night for a dash of the British nobility. Who is Sir Henry Darlington of
"You can search me," said the clerk. "I'm too busy to study genealogy—but
there's a man here who knows who he is, all right, all right—at least I
judge so from his manner."
"Who's that?" asked Holmes.
"Himself," said Sommers, with a chuckle. "Now's your chance to ask him—for
there he goes into the Palm Room."
We glanced over in the direction indicated, and again our eyes fell upon the
muscular form of "Lord Baskingford."
"Oh!" said Holmes. "Well—he is a pretty fair specimen, isn't he! Little too
large for my special purpose, though, Sommers," he added, "so you needn't
wrap him up and send him home."
"All right, Mr. Holmes," grinned the clerk. "Come in again some time when we
have a few fresh importations in and maybe we can fix you out."
With a swift glance at the open page of the register, Holmes bade the clerk
good-night and we walked away.
"Room 407," he said, as we moved along the corridor. "Room 407—we mustn't
forget that. His lordship is evidently expecting some one, and I think I'll
fool around for a while and see what's in the wind."
A moment or two later we came face to face with the baronet, and watched him
as he passed along the great hall, scanning every face in the place, and on
to the steps leading down to the barber-shop, which he descended.
"He's anxious, all right," said Holmes, as we sauntered along. "How would
you like to take a bite, Jenkins? I'd like to stay here and see this out."
"Very good," said I. "I find it interesting."
So we proceeded towards the Palm Room and sat down to order our repast.
Scarcely were we seated when one of the hotel boys, resplendent in brass
buttons, strutted through between the tables, calling aloud in a shrill
"Telegram for four-oh-seven. Four hundred and seven, telegram."
"That's the number, Raffles," I whispered, excitedly.
"I know it," he said, quietly. "Give him another chance—"
"Telegram for number four hundred and seven," called the buttons.
"Here, boy," said Holmes, nerving himself up. "Give me that."
"Four hundred and seven, sir?" asked the boy.
"Certainly," said Holmes, coolly. "Hand it over—any charge?"
"No, sir," said the boy, giving Raffles the yellow covered message.
"Thank you," said Holmes, tearing the flap open carelessly as the boy
And just then the fictitious baronet entered the room, and, as Holmes read
his telegram, passed by us, still apparently in search of the unattainable,
little dreaming how close at hand was the explanation of his troubles. I was
on the edge of nervous prostration, but Holmes never turned a hair, and,
save for a slight tremor of his hand, no one would have even guessed that
there was anything in the wind. Sir Henry Darlington took a seat in the far
corner of the room.
"That accounts for his uneasiness," said Holmes, tossing the telegram across
I read: "Slight delay. Will meet you at eight with the goods." The message
was signed: "Cato."
"Let's see," said Holmes. It is now six-forty-five. Here—lend me your
I produced the desired article and Holmes, in an admirably feigned hand,
added to the message the words: "at the Abbey, Lafayette Boulevard. Safer,"
restored it in amended form to its envelope.
"Call one of the bell-boys, please," he said to the waiter.
A moment later, a second buttons appeared.
"This isn't for me, boy," said Holmes, handing the message back to him.
"Better take it to the office."
"Very good, sir," said the lad, and off he went.
A few minutes after this incident, Sir Henry again rose impatiently and left
the room, and, at a proper distance to the rear, Holmes followed him.
Darlington stopped at the desk, and, observing the telegram in his box,
called for it and opened it. His face flushed as he tore it into scraps and
made for the elevator, into which he disappeared.
"He's nibbling the bait all right," said Holmes, gleefully. "We'll just wait
around here until he starts, and then we'll see what we can do with Cato.
This is quite an adventure."
"What do you suppose it's all about?" I asked.
"I don't know any more than you do, Jenkins," said Holmes, "save this, that
old Bob Hollister isn't playing penny-ante. When he goes on to a job as
elaborately as all this, you can bet your last dollar that the game runs
into five figures, and, like a loyal subject of his Gracious Majesty King
Edward VII, whom may the Lord save, he reckons not in dollars but in pounds
"Who can Cato be, I wonder?" I asked.
"We'll know at eight o'clock," said Holmes. "I intend to have him up."
"Up? Up where?" I asked.
"In Darlington's rooms—where else?" demanded Holmes.
"In four hundred and seven?" I gasped.
"Certainly—that's our headquarters, isn't it?" he grinned.
"Now see here, Raffles," I began.
"Shut up Jenkins," he answered. "Just hang on to your nerve—"
"But suppose Darlington turns up?"
"My dear boy, the Abbey is six miles from here and he won't by any living
chance, get back before ten o'clock to-night. We shall have a good two hours
and a half to do up old Cato without any interference from him," said
Holmes. "Suppose he does come—what then? I rather doubt if Sir Henry
Darlington, of the Hotel Powhatan, New York, or Dorsetshire, England, would
find it altogether pleasant to hear a few reminiscences of Bob Hollister of
Pentonville prison, which I have on tap."
"He'll kick up the deuce of a row," I protested.
"Very doubtful, Jenkins," said Raffles. "I sort of believe he'll be as
gentle as a lamb when he finds out what I know—but, if he isn't, well,
don't I represent law and order?" and Holmes displayed a detective's badge,
which he wore for use in emergency cases, pinned to the inner side of his
As he spoke, Darlington reappeared, and, leaving his key at the office, went
out through the revolving doorway, and jumped into a hansom.
"Where to, sir?" asked the cabman.
"The Abbey," said Darlington.
"They're off!" whispered Holmes, with a laugh. "And now for Mr. Cato."
We walked back through the office, and, as we passed the bench upon which
the bell-boys sat, Raffles stopped before the lad who had delivered the
telegram to him.
"Here, son," he said, handing him a quarter, "run over to the news-stand and
get me a copy of this months Salmagundi—I'll be in the smoking-room."
The boy went off on his errand, and in a few minutes returned with a
"Thanks," said Holmes. "Now get me my key and we'll call it square."
"Four hundred and seven, sir?" said the boy, with a smile of recognition.
"Yep," said Holmes, laconically, as he leaned back in his chair and
pretended to read.
"Gad, Holmes, what a nerve!" I muttered.
"We need it in this business," said he.
The buttons returned and delivered the key of Sir Henry Darlington's
apartment into the hands of Raffles Holmes.
Ten minutes later we sat in room 407—I in a blue funk from sheer
nervousness, Raffles Holmes as imperturbable as the rock of Gibraltar from
sheer nerve. It was the usual style of hotel room, with bath, pictures,
telephone, what-nots, wardrobes, and centre-table. The last proved to be the
main point of interest upon our arrival. It was littered up with papers of
one sort and another: letters, bills receipted and otherwise, and a large
assortment of railway and steamship folders. "He knows how to get away," was
Holmes's comment on the latter. Most of the letters were addressed to Sir
Henry Darlington, in care of Bruce, Watkins, Brownleigh & Co., bankers.
"Same old game," laughed Holmes, as he read the superscription. "The most
conservative banking-house in New York! It's amazing how such institutions
issue letters indiscriminately to any Tom, Dick, or Harry who comes along
and planks down his cash. They don't seem to realize that they thereby
unconsciously lend the glamour of their own respectability and credit to
people who, instead of travelling abroad, should be locked up in the most
convenient penitentiary at home. Aha!" Holmes added, as he ran his eye over
some of the other documents and came upon a receipted bill. "We're getting
close to it, Jenkins. Here's a receipted bill from Bar, LeDuc & Co., of
Fifth Avenue, for $15,000—three rings, one diamond necklace, a ruby stick-
pin, and a set of pearl shirt-studs."
"Yes," said I, "but what is there suspicious about that? If the things are
"Precisely," laughed Holmes. "They're paid for. Sir Henry Darlington has
enough working capital to buy all the credit he needs with Messrs. Bar,
LeDuc & Co. There isn't a house in this town that, after a cash transaction
of that kind, conducted through Bruce, Watkins, Brownleigh & Co., wouldn't
send its own soul up on approval to a nice, clean-cut member of the British
aristocracy like Sir Henry Darlington. We're on the trail, Jenkins—we're on
the trail. Here's a letter from Bar, LeDuc & Co.—let's see what light that
sheds on the matter."
Holmes took a letter from an envelope and read, rapidly:
Sir Henry Darlington—care of Bruce, Watkins and so forth—dear Sir Henry—
We are having some difficulty matching the pearls—they are of unusual
quality, but we hope to have the necklace ready for delivery as requested on
Wednesday afternoon at the office of Messrs. Bruce, Watkins and so forth,
between five and six o'clock. Trusting the delay will not—and so forth—and
hoping to merit a continuance of your valued favors, we beg to remain, and
so forth, and so forth.
"That's it," said Holmes. "It's a necklace that Mr. Cato is bringing up to
Sir Henry Darlington—and, once in his possession—it's Sir Henry for some
place on one of these folders."
"Why don't they send them directly here?" I inquired.
"It is better for Darlington to emphasize Bruce, Watkins, Brownleigh & Co.,
and not to bank to much on the Hotel Powhatan, that's why," said Holmes.
"What's the good of having bankers like that back of you if you don't
underscore their endorsement? Anyhow, we've discovered the job, Jenkins; to-
day is Wednesday, and the 'goods' Cato has to deliver and referred to in his
telegram is the pearl necklace of unusual quality—hence not less than a
At this point the telephone bell rang.
"Hello," said Holmes, answering immediately, and in a voice entirely unlike
his own. "Yes—what? Oh yes. Ask him to come up."
He hung up the receiver, put a cigar in his mouth, lit it, and turned to me.
"It's Cato—just called. Coming up," said he.
"I wish to Heavens I was going down," I ejaculated.
"You're a queer duck, Jenkins," grinned Holmes. "Here you are with a front
seat at what promises to be one of the greatest shows on earth, a real live
melodrama, and all you can think of is home and mother. Brace up—for here
There was a knock on the door.
"Come in," said Holmes, cheerily.
A tall cadaverous-looking man opened the door and entered. As his eye fell
upon us, he paused on the threshold.
"I beg your pardon," he said. "I—I'm afraid I'm in the wrong—"
"Not at all—come in and sit down," said Holmes, cordially. "That is if you
are our friend and partner, Cato—Darlington couldn't wait—"
"Couldn't wait?" said Cato.
"Nope," said Holmes. "He was very much annoyed by the delay, Cato. You see
he's on bigger jobs than this puny little affair of Bar, LeDuc's, and your
failure to appear on schedule time threw him out. Pearls aren't the only
chips in Darlington's game, my boy."
"Well—I couldn't help it," said Cato. "Bar, LeDuc's messenger didn't get
down there until five minutes of six."
"Why should that have kept you until eight?" said Holmes.
"I've got a few side jobs of my own," growled Cato.
"That's what Darlington imagined," said Holmes, "and I don't envy you your
meeting with him when he comes in. He's a cyclone when he's mad and if
you've got a cellar handy I'd advise you to get it ready for occupancy.
Where's the stuff?"
"In here, said Cato, tapping his chest.
"Well," observed Holmes, quietly, "we'd better make ourselves easy until the
Chief returns. You don't mind if I write a letter, do you?"
"Go ahead," said Cato. "Don't mind me."
"Light up," said Holmes, tossing him a cigar, and turning to the table where
he busied himself for the next five minutes, apparently in writing.
Cato smoked away in silence, and picked up Holmes's copy of the Salmagundi
Magazine which lay on the bureau, and shortly became absorbed in its
contents. As for me, I had to grip both sides of my chair to conceal my
nervousness. My legs fairly shook with terror. The silence, broken only by
the scratching of Holmes's pen, was becoming unendurable and I think I
should have given way and screamed had not Holmes suddenly risen and walked
to the telephone, directly back of where Cato was sitting.
"I must ring for stamps," he said. "There don't seem to be any here.
Darlington's getting stingy in his old age. Hello," he called, but without
removing the receiver from the hook. "Hello—send me up a dollar's worth of
two-cent stamps—thank you. Good-bye."
Cato read on, but, in a moment, the magazine dropped from his hand to the
floor. Holmes was at his side and the cold muzzle of a revolver pressed
uncomfortably against his right temple.
"That bureau cover—quick," Raffles cried, sharply, to me.
"What are you doing?" gasped Cato, his face turning a greenish-yellow with
"Another sound from you and you're a dead one," said Holmes. "You'll see
what I'm doing quickly enough. Twist it into a rope, Jim," he added,
addressing me. I did as I was bade with the linen cover, snatching it from
the bureau, and a second later we had Cato gagged. "Now tie his hands and
feet with those curtain cords," Holmes went on.
Heavens! how I hated the job, but there was no drawing back now! We had gone
too far for that.
"There!" said Holmes, as we laid our victim out on the floor, tied hand and
foot and as powerless to speak as though he had been born deaf and dumb.
"We'll just rifle your chest, Cato, and stow you away in the bath-tub with a
sofa-cushion under your head to make you comfortable, and bid you farewell—
not au revoir, Cato, but just plain farewell forever."
The words were hardly spoken before the deed was accomplished. Tearing aside
poor Cato's vest and shirt-front, Raffles placed himself in possession of
the treasure from Bar, LeDuc & Co., after which we lay Darlington's unhappy
confederate at full length in the porcelain-lined tub, placed a sofa-cushion
under his head to mitigate his sufferings, locked him in, and started for
"Great Heavens, Raffles!" I chattered, as we emerged upon the street. "What
will be the end of this? It's awful. When Sir Henry returns—"
"I wish I could be there to see," said he, with a chuckle.
"I guess we'll see, quick enough. I leave town to-morrow," said I.
"Nonsense," said Holmes. "Don't you worry. I put a quietus on Sir Henry
Darlington. He'll leave town to-night, and we'll never hear from him
again—that is, not in this matter."
"But how?" I demanded, far from convinced.
"I wrote him a letter in which I said: 'You will find your treasure in the
bath-tub,'" laughed Holmes.
"And that will drive him from New York, and close his mouth forever!" I
observed, sarcastically. "So very likely!"
"No, Jenkins, not that, but the address, my dear boy, the address. I put
that message in an envelope, and left it on his table where he'll surely see
it the first thing when he gets back to-night, addressed to 'Bob Hollister,'
Diamond Merchant, Cell No. 99, Pentonville Prison."
"Aha!" said I, my doubts clearing.
"Likewise—Ho-ho," said Holmes. "It is a delicate intimation to Sir Henry
Darlington that somebody is on to his little game, and he'll evaporate
A week later, Holmes brought me a magnificent pearl scarf-pin.
"What's that?" I asked.
"Your share of the swag," he answered. "I returned the pearl necklace to
Bar, LeDuc & Co., with a full statement of how it came into my possession.
They rewarded me with this ruby ring and that stick-pin."
Holmes held up his right hand, on the fourth finger of which glistened a
brilliant blood-red stone worth not less than fifteen hundred dollars.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
"I wondered what you were going to do with the necklace," I said.
"So did I—for three days," said Holmes, "and then, when I realized that I
was a single man, I decided to give it up. If I'd had a wife to wear a
necklace—well, I'm a little afraid the Raffles side of my nature would have
"I wonder whatever became of Darlington," said I.
"I don't know. Sommers says he left town suddenly that same Wednesday night,
without paying his bill," Holmes answered.
"I didn't inquire, but, from what I know of Bob Hollister, I am rather
inclined to believe that Cato left the Powhatan by way of the front window,
or possibly out through the plumbing, in some way," laughed Holmes. "Either
way would be the most comfortable under the circumstances."
THE MAJOR-GENERAL'S PEPPERPOTS
I had often wondered during the winter whether or no it would be quite the
proper thing for me to take my friend Raffles Holmes into the sacred
precincts of my club. By some men—and I am one of them—the club, despite
the bad name that clubs in general have as being antagonistic to the home,
is looked upon as an institution that should be guarded almost as carefully
against the intrusion of improper persons as is one's own habitat, and while
I should never have admitted for a moment that Raffles was an undesirable
chap to have around, I could not deny that in view of certain
characteristics which I knew him to possess, the propriety of taking him
into "The Heraclean" was seriously open to question. My doubts were set at
rest, however, on that point one day in January last, when I observed seated
at one of our luncheon-tables the Reverend Dr. Mulligatawnny, Rector of
Saint Mammon-in-the-Fields, a highly esteemed member of the organization,
who had with him no less a person than Mr. E. H. Merryman, the railway
magnate, whose exploits in Wall Street have done much to give to that golden
highway the particular kind of perfume which it now exudes to the nostrils
of people of sensitive honor. Surely, if Dr. Mulligatawnny was within his
rights in having Mr. Merryman present, I need have no misgivings as to mine
in having Raffles Holmes at the same table. The predatory instinct in his
nature was as a drop of water in the sea to that ocean of known
acquisitiveness which has floated Mr. Merryman into his high place in the
world of finance, and as far as the moral side of the two men was considered
respectively, I felt tolerably confident that the Recording Angel's account-
books would show a larger balance on the right side to the credit of Raffles
than to that of his more famous contemporary. Hence it was that I decided
the question in my friend's favor, and a week or two later had him in at
"The Heraclean" for luncheon. The dining-room was filled with the usual
assortment of interesting men—men who had really done something in life and
who suffered from none of that selfish modesty which leads some of us to
hide our light under the bushel of silence. There was the Honorable Poultry
Tickletoe, the historian, whose articles on the shoddy quality of the modern
Panama hat have created such a stir throughout the hat trade; Mr. William
Darlington Ponkapog, the poet, whose epic on the "Reign of Gold" is one of
the longest, and some writers say the thickest, in the English language;
James Whistleton Potts, the eminent portraitist, whose limnings of his
patients have won him a high place among the caricaturists of the age,
Robert Dozyphrase, the expatriated American novelist, now of London, whose
latest volume of sketches, entitled Intricacies, has been equally the
delight of his followers and the despair of students of the occult; and,
what is more to the purpose of our story, Major-General Carrington Cox,
U.S.A., retired. These gentlemen, with others of equal distinction whom I
have not the space to name, were discussing with some degree of simultaneity
their own achievements in the various fields of endeavor to which their
lives had been devoted. They occupied the large centre-table which has for
many a year been the point of contact for the distinguished minds of which
the membership of "The Heraclean" is made up; the tennis-net, as it were,
over which the verbal balls of discussion have for so many years volleyed to
the delight of countless listeners.
Raffles and I sat apart at one of the smaller tables by the window, where we
could hear as much of the conversation at the larger board as we wished—so
many members of "The Heraclean" are deaf that to talk loud has become quite
de rigueur there—and at the same time hold converse with each other in
tones best suited to the confidential quality of our communications. We had
enjoyed the first two courses of our repast when we became aware that
General Carrington Cox had succeeded in getting to the floor, and as he
proceeded with what he had to say, I observed, in spite of his efforts to
conceal the fact, that Raffles Holmes was rather more deeply interested in
the story the General was telling than in such chance observations as I was
making. Hence I finished the luncheon in silence and even as did Holmes,
listened to the General's periods—and they were as usual worth listening
"It was in the early eighties," said General Cox. "I was informally attached
to the Spanish legation at Madrid. The King of Spain, Alphonso XII, was
about to be married to the highly esteemed lady who is now the Queen-Mother
of that very interesting youth, Alphonso XIII. In anticipation of the event
the city was in a fever of gayety and excitement that always attends upon a
royal function of that nature. Madrid was crowded with visitors of all
sorts, some of them not as desirable as they might be, and here and there,
in the necessary laxity of the hour, one or two perhaps that were most
inimical to the personal safety and general welfare of the King. Alphonso,
like many another royal personage, was given to the old Haroun Al Raschid
habit of travelling about at night in a more or less impenetrable incognito,
much to the distaste of his ministers and to the apprehension of the police,
who did not view with any too much satisfaction the possibility of disaster
to the royal person and the consequent blame that would rest upon their
shoulders should anything of a serious nature befall. To all of this,
however, the King was oblivious, and it so happened one night that in the
course of his wanderings he met with the long dreaded mix-up. He and his two
companions fell in with a party of cut-throats who promptly proceeded to
hold them up. The companions were speedily put out of business by the
attacking party, and the King found himself in the midst of a very serious
misadventure, the least issue from which bade fair to be a thorough beating,
if not an attempt on his life. It was at the moment when his chances of
escape were not one in a million, when, on my way home from the Legation,
where I had been detained to a very late hour, I came upon him struggling in
the hands of four as nasty ruffians as you will find this side of the
gallows. One of them held him by the arms, another was giving him a fairly
expert imitation of how it feels to be garroted, which the other two were
rifling his pockets. This was too much for me. I was in pretty fit physical
condition at that time and felt myself to be quite the equal in a good old
Anglo-Saxon fist fight of any dozen ordinary Castilians, so I plunged into
the fray, heart and soul, not for an instant dreaming, however, what was the
quality of the person to whose assistance I had come. My first step was to
bowl over the garroter. Expecting no interference in his nefarious pursuit
and unwarned by his companions, who were to busily engaged in their
adventure of loot to observe my approach, he was easy prey, and the good,
hard whack that I gave him just under his right ear sent him flying, an
unconscious mass of villanous clay, into the gutter. The surprise of the
onslaught was such that the other three jumped backward, thereby releasing
the King's arms so that we were now two to three, which in a moment became
two to two, for I lost no time in knocking out my second man with as pretty
a solar plexus as you ever saw. There is nothing in the world more
demoralizing than a good, solid blow straight from the shoulder to chaps
whose idea of fighting is to sneak up behind you and choke you to death, or
to stick a knife into the small of your back, and had I been far less expert
with my fists, I should still have had an incalculable moral advantage over
such riffraff. Once the odds in the matter of numbers were even, the King
and I had no further difficulty in handling the others. His Majesty's quarry
got away by the simple act of taking to his heels, and mine, turning to do
likewise, received a salute from my right toe which, if I am any judge, must
have driven the upper end of his spine up through the top of his head. Left
alone, his Majesty held out his hand and thanked me profusely from my timely
aid, and asked my name. We thereupon bade each other good-night, and I went
on to my lodging, little dreaming of the service I had rendered to the
"The following day I was astonished to receive at the Legation a
communication bearing the royal seal, commanding me to appear at the palace
at once. The summons was obeyed, and, upon entering the palace, I was
immediately ushered into the presence of the King. He received me most
graciously, dismissing, however, all his attendants.
"'Colonel Cox,' he said, after the first formal greetings were over, 'you
rendered me a great service last night.'
"'I, your majesty?' said I. 'In what way?'
"'By putting those ruffians to flight,' said he.
"'Ah!' said I. 'Then the gentleman attacked was one of your Majesty's
"'I would have it so appear,' said the King. 'For a great many reasons I
should prefer that it were not known that it was I—'
"'You, your Majesty?' I cried, really astonished. 'I had no idea—"
"'You are discretion itself, Colonel Cox,' laughed the King, 'and to assure
you of my appreciation of the fact, I beg that you will accept a small gift
which you will some day shortly receive anonymously. It will not be at all
commensurate to the service you have rendered me, nor to the discretion
which you have already so kindly observed regarding the principals involved
in last night's affair, but in the spirit of friendly interest and
appreciation back of it, it will be of a value inestimable.'
"I began to try to tell his Majesty that my government did not permit me to
accept gifts of any kind from persons royal or otherwise, but it was not
possible to do so, and twenty minutes later my audience was over and I
returned to the Legation with the uncomfortable sense of having placed
myself in a position where I must either violate the King's confidence to
acquire the permission of Congress to accept his gift, or break the laws by
which all who are connected with the diplomatic service, directly or
indirectly, are strictly governed. I assure you it was not in the least
degree in the hope of personal profit that I chose the latter course. Ten
days later a pair of massive golden pepper-pots came to me, and, as the King
had intimated would be the case, there was nothing about them to show whence
they had come. Taken altogether, they were the most exquisitely wrought
specimens of the goldsmith's artistry that I had ever seen, and upon their
under side was inscribed in a cipher which no one unfamiliar with the affair
of that midnight fracas would even have observed—'A.R. to C.C.'—Alphonso
Rex to Carrington Cox being, of course, the significance thereof. They were
put away with my other belongings, and two years later, when my activities
were transferred to London, I took them away with me.
"In London I chose to live in chambers, and was soon established at No. 7
Park Place, St. James's, a more than comfortable and centrally located
apartment-house where I found pretty much everything in the way of
convenience that a man situated as I was could reasonably ask for. I had not
been there more than six months, however, when something happened that made
the ease of apartment life seem somewhat less desirable. That is, my rooms
were broken open during my absence, over night on a little canoeing trip to
Henley, and about everything valuable in my possession was removed,
including the truly regal pepper-pots sent me by his Majesty the King of
Spain, that I had carelessly left standing upon my sideboard.
"Until last week," the General continued, "nor hide nor hair of any of my
stolen possessions was every discovered, but last Thursday night I accepted
the invitation of a gentleman well known in this country as a leader of
finance, a veritable Captain of Industry, the soul of honor and one of the
most genial hosts imaginable. I sat down at his table at eight o'clock, and,
will you believe me, gentlemen, one of the first objects to greet my eye
upon the brilliantly set napery was nothing less than one of my lost pepper-
pots. There was no mistaking it. Unique in pattern, it was certain of
identification anyhow, but what made it the more certain was the cipher
'A.R. to C.C.'"
"And of course you claimed it?" asked Dozyphrase.
"Of course I did nothing of the sort," retorted the General. "I trust I am
not so lacking in manners. I merely remarked its beauty and quaintness and
massiveness and general artistry. My host expressed pleasure at my
appreciation of its qualities and volunteered the information that it was a
little thing he had picked up in a curio shop on Regent Street, London, last
summer. He had acquired it in perfect good faith. What its history had been
from the time I lost it until then, I am not aware, but there it was, and
under circumstances of such a character that although it was indubitably my
property, a strong sense of the proprieties prevented me from regaining its
"Who was your host, General?" asked Tickletoe.
The General laughed. "That's telling," said he. "I don't care to go into any
further details, because some of you well-meaning friends of mine might
suggest to Mr.—ahem—ha—well, never mind his name—that he should return
the pepper-pot, and I know that that is what he would do if he were familiar
with the facts that I have just narrated."
It was at about this point that the gathering broke up, and, after our
cigars, Holmes and I left the club.
"Come up to my rooms a moment," said Raffles, as we emerged upon the street.
"I want to show you something."
"All right," said I. "I've nothing in particular to do this afternoon. That
was a rather interesting tale of the General's, wasn't it?" I added.
"Very," said Holmes. "I guess it's not an uncommon experience, however, in
these days, for the well-to-do and well-meaning to be in possession of
stolen property. The fact of its turning up again under the General's very
nose, so many years later, however, that is unusual. The case will appear
even more so before the day is over if I am right in one of my conjectures."
What Raffles Holmes's conjecture was was soon to be made clear. In a few
minutes we had reached his apartment, and there unlocking a huge iron-bound
chest in his bedroom, he produced from it capacious depths another gold
pepper-pot. This he handed to me.
"There's the mate!" he observed, quietly.
"By Jove, Raffles—it must be!" I cried, for beyond all question, in the
woof of the design on the base of the pepper-pot was the cipher "A.R. to
C.C." "Where the dickens did you get it?"
"That was a wedding-present to my mother," he explained. "That's why I have
never sold it, not even when I've been on the edge of starvation."
"From whom—do you happen to know?" I inquired.
"Yes," he replied. "I do know. It was a wedding-present to the daughter of
Raffles by her father, my grandfather, Raffles himself."
"Great Heavens!" I cried. "Then it was Raffles who—well, you know. That
London flat job?"
"Precisely," said Raffles Holmes. "We've caught the old gentleman red-
"Well, I'll be jiggered!" said I. "Doesn't it beat creation how small the
"It does indeed. I wonder who the chap is who has the other," Raffles
"Pretty square of the old General to keep quiet about it," said I.
"Yes," said Holmes. "That's why I'm going to restore this one. I wish I
could give 'em both back. I don't think my old grandfather would have taken
the stuff if he'd known what a dead-game sport the old General was, and I
sort of feel myself under an obligation to make amends."
"You can send him the one you've got through the express companies,
anonymously," said I.
"No," said Holmes. "The General left them on his sideboard, and on his
sideboard he must find them. If we could only find out the name of his host
"I tell you—look in the Sunday Gazoo supplement," said I. "They
frequently publish short paragraphs of the social doings of the week. You
might get a clew there."
"Good idea," said Holmes. "I happen to have it here, too. There was an
article in it last Sunday, giving a diagram of Howard Vandergould's new
house at Nippon's Point, Long Island, which I meant to cut out for future
Holmes secured the Gazoo, and between us, we made a pretty thorough search
of its contents, especially "The Doings of Society" columns, and at last we
found it, as follows:
"A small dinner of thirty was given on Thursday evening last in honor of Mr.
and Mrs. Wilbur Rattington, of Boston, by Mrs. Rattington's brother, John D.
Bruce, of Bruce, Watkins & Co., at the latter's residence, 74— Fifth
Avenue. Among Mr. Bruce's guests were Mr. and Mrs. W. K. Dandervelt, Mr. and
Mrs. Elisha Scroog, Jr., Major-General Carrington Cox, Mr. and Mrs.
Henderson Scovill, and Signor Caruso."
"Old Bruce, eh?" laughed Holmes. "Sans peur et sans reproche. Well, that is
interesting. One of the few honest railroad bankers in the country, a pillar
of the church, a leading reformer and—a stolen pepper-pot on his table!
"What are you going to do now?" I asked. "Write to Bruce and tell him the
Holmes's answer was a glance.
"Oh cream-cakes!" he ejaculated, with profane emphasis.
A week after the incidents just described he walked into my room with a
small package under his arm.
"There's the pair!" he observed, unwrapping the parcel and displaying its
contents—two superb, golden pepper-pots, both inscribed "A.R. to C.C."
"Beauties, aren't they?"
"They are, indeed. Did Bruce give it up willingly?" I asked.
"He never said a word," laughed Holmes. "Fact is, he snored all the time I
"Snored?" said I.
"Yes—you see, it was at 3.30 this morning," said Holmes, "and I went in the
back way. Climbed up to the extension roof, in through Bruce's bedroom
window, down-stairs to the dining-room, while Bruce slept unconscious of my
arrival. The house next to his is vacant, you know, and it was easy
"You—you—" I began.
"Yes—that's it," said he. "Just a plain vulgar bit of second-story
business, and I got it. There were a lot of other good things lying around,"
he added, with a gulp, "but—well, I was righting a wrong this time, so I
let 'em alone, and, barring this, I didn't deprive old Bruce of a blooming
thing, not even a wink of sleep."
"And now what?" I demanded.
"It's me for Cedarhurst—that's where the General lives," said he. "I'll get
there about 11.30 to-night, and as soon as all is quiet, Jenkins, your old
pal, Raffles Holmes, will climb easily up to the piazza, gently slide back
the bolts of the French windows in the General's dining-room, proceed
cautiously to the sideboard, and replace thereon these two souvenirs of a
brave act by a good old sport, whence they never would have been taken had
my grandfather known his man."
"You are taking a terrible risk, Raffles," said I, "you can just as easily
send the tings to the General by express, anonymously."
"Jenkins," he replied, "that suggestion does you little credit and appeals
neither to the Raffles nor to the Holmes in me. Pusillanimity was a word
which neither of my forebears could ever learn to use. It was too long, for
one thing, and besides that it was never needed in their business."
And with that he left me.
"Well, General," said I to General Cox, a week later at the club, "heard
anything further about your pepper-pots yet?"
"Most singular thing, Jenkins," said he. "The d——d things turned up again
one morning last week, and where the devil they came from, I can't imagine.
One of them, however, had a piece of paper in it on which was written
'Returned with thanks for their use and apologies for having kept them so
The General opened his wallet and handed me a slip which he took from it.
"There it is. What in thunder do you make out of it?" he asked.
It was in Raffles Holmes's hand-writing.
"Looks to me as though Bruce also had been robbed," I laughed.
"Bruce? Who the devil said anything about Bruce?" demanded the General.
"Why, didn't you tell us he had one of 'em on his table?" said I, reddening.
"Did I?" frowned the General. "Well, if I did, I must be a confounded ass. I
thought I took particular pains not the mention Bruce's name in the matter."
And then he laughed.
"I shall have to be careful when Bruce comes to dine with me not to have
those pepper-pots in evidence," he said. "He might ask embarrassing
And thus it was that Raffles Holmes atoned for at least one of the offences
of his illustrious grandsire.