TALES OF WAR
By Lord Dunsany
The Prayer of the Men of Daleswood
An Imperial Monument
A Walk to the Trenches
A Walk in Picardy
What Happened on the Night of the Twenty-Seventh
The Splendid Traveller
Two Degrees of Envy
The Master of No Man's Land
Weeds and Wire
Spring in England and Flanders
The Nightmare Countries
Spring and the Kaiser
The English Spirit
The Last Mirage
A Famous Man
The Oases of Death
The Home of Herr Schnitzelhaaser
A Deed of Mercy
Last Scene of All
The Prayer of the Men of Daleswood
He said: "There were only twenty houses in Daleswood. A place you would
scarcely have heard of. A village up top of the hills.
"When the war came there was no more than thirty men there between sixteen
and forty-five. They all went.
"They all kept together; same battalion, same platoon. They was like that
in Daleswood. Used to call the hop pickers foreigners, the ones that come
from London. They used to go past Daleswood, some of them, every year, on
their way down to the hop fields. Foreigners they used to call them. Kept
very much to themselves, did the Daleswood people. Big woods all round
"Very lucky they was, the Daleswood men. They'd lost no more than five
killed and a good sprinkling of wounded. But all the wounded was back
again with the platoon. This was up to March when the big offensive
"It came very sudden. No bombardment to speak of. Just a burst of Tok
Emmas going off all together and lifting the front trench clean out of it;
then a barrage behind, and the Boche pouring over in thousands. 'Our luck
is holding good,' the Daleswood men said, for their trench wasn't getting
it at all. But the platoon on their right got it. And it sounded bad too a
long way beyond that. No one could be quite sure. But the platoon on their
right was getting it: that was sure enough.
"And then the Boche got through them altogether. A message came to say so.
'How are things on the right?' they said to the runner. 'Bad,' said the
runner, and he went back, though Lord knows what he went back to. The
Boche was through right enough. 'We'll have to make a defensive flank,'
said the platoon commander. He was a Daleswood man too. Came from the big
farm. He slipped down a communication trench with a few men, mostly
bombers. And they reckoned they wouldn't see any of them any more, for the
Boche was on the right, thick as starlings.
"The bullets were snapping over thick to keep them down while the Boche
went on, on the right: machine guns, of course. The barrage was screaming
well over and dropping far back, and their wire was still all right just
in front of them, when they put up a head to look. There was the left
platoon of the battalion. One doesn't bother, somehow, so much about
another battalion as one's own. One's own gets sort of homely. And there
they were wondering how their own officer was getting on, and the few
fellows with them, on his defensive flank. The bombs were going off thick.
All the Daleswood men were firing half right. It sounded from the noise as
if it couldn't last long, as if it would soon be decisive, and the battle
be won, or lost, just there on the right, and perhaps the war ended. They
didn't notice the left. Nothing to speak of.
"Then a runner came from the left. 'Hullo!' they said, 'How are things
"'The Boche is through,' he said. 'Where's the officer?' 'Through!' they
said. It didn't seem possible. However did he do that? they thought. And
the runner went on to the right to look for the officer.
"And then the barrage shifted further back. The shells still screamed over
them, but the bursts were further away. That is always a relief. Probably
they felt it. But it was bad for all that. Very bad. It meant the Boche
was well past them. They realized it after a while.
"They and their bit of wire were somehow just between two waves of attack.
Like a bit of stone on the beach with the sea coming in. A platoon was
nothing to the Boche; nothing much perhaps just then to anybody. But it
was the whole of Daleswood for one long generation.
"The youngest full-grown man they had left behind was fifty, and some one
had heard that he had died since the war. There was no one else in
Daleswood but women and children, and boys up to seventeen.
"The bombing had stopped on their right; everything was quieter, and the
barrage further away. When they began to realize what that meant they
began to talk of Daleswood. And then they thought that when all of them
were gone there would be nobody who would remember Daleswood just as it
used to be. For places alter a little, woods grow, and changes come, trees
get cut down, old people die; new houses are built now and then in place
of a yew tree, or any old thing, that used to be there before; and one way
or another the old things go; and all the time you have people thinking
that the old times were best, and the old ways when they were young. And
the Daleswood men were beginning to say, 'Who would there be to remember
it just as it was?'
"There was no gas, the wind being wrong for it, so they were able to talk,
that is if they shouted, for the bullets alone made as much noise as
breaking up an old shed, crisper like, more like new timber breaking; and
the shells of course was howling all the time, that is the barrage that
was bursting far back. The trench still stank of them.
"They said that one of them must go over and put his hands up, or run away
if he could, whichever he liked, and when the war was over he would go to
some writing fellow, one of those what makes a living by it, and tell him
all about Daleswood, just as it used to be, and he would write it out
proper and there it would be for always. They all agreed to that. And then
they talked a bit, as well as they could above that awful screeching, to
try and decide who it should be. The eldest, they said, would know
Daleswood best. But he said, and they came to agree with him, that it
would be a sort of waste to save the life of a man what had had his good
time, and they ought to send the youngest, and they would tell him all
they knew of Daleswood before his time, and everything would be written
down just the same and the old time remembered.
"They had the idea somehow that the women thought more of their own man
and their children and the washing and what-not; and that the deep woods
and the great hills beyond, and the plowing and the harvest and snaring
rabbits in winter and the sports in the village in summer, and the hundred
things that pass the time of one generation in an old, old place like
Daleswood, meant less to them than the men. Anyhow they did not quite seem
to trust them with the past.
"The youngest of them was only just eighteen. That was Dick. They told him
to get out and put his hands up and be quick getting across, as soon as
they had told him one or two things about the old time in Daleswood that a
youngster like him wouldn't know.
"Well, Dick said he wasn't going, and was making trouble about it, so they
told Fred to go. Back, they told him, was best, and come up behind the
Boche with his hands up; they would be less likely to shoot when it was
back towards their own supports.
"Fred wouldn't go, and so on with the rest. Well, they didn't waste time
quarrelling, time being scarce, and they said what was to be done? There
was chalk where they were, low down in the trench, a little brown clay on
the top of it. There was a great block of it loose near a shelter. They
said they would carve with their knives on the big bowlder of chalk all
that they knew about Daleswood. They would write where it was and just
what it was like, and they would write something of all those little
things that pass with a generation. They reckoned on having the time for
it. It would take a direct hit with something large, what they call big
stuff, to do any harm to that bowlder. They had no confidence in paper, it
got so messed up when you were hit; besides, the Boche had been using
thermite. Burns, that does.
"They'd one or two men that were handy at carving chalk; used to do the
regimental crest and pictures of Hindenburg, and all that. They decided
they'd do it in reliefs.
"They started smoothing the chalk. They had nothing more to do but just to
think what to write. It was a great big bowlder with plenty of room on it.
The Boche seemed not to know that they hadn't killed the Daleswood men,
just as the sea mightn't know that one stone stayed dry at the coming in
of the tide. A gap between two divisions probably.
"Harry wanted to tell of the woods more than anything. He was afraid they
might cut them down because of the war, and no one would know of the larks
they had had there as boys. Wonderful old woods they were, with a lot of
Spanish chestnut growing low, and tall old oaks over it. Harry wanted them
to write down what the foxgloves were like in the wood at the end of
summer, standing there in the evening, 'Great solemn rows,' he said, 'all
odd in the dusk. All odd in the evening, going there after work; and makes
you think of fairies.' There was lots of things about those woods, he
said, that ought to be put down if people were to remember Daleswood as it
used to be when they knew it. What were the good old days without those
woods? he said.
"But another wanted to tell of the time when they cut the hay with
scythes, working all those long days at the end of June; there would be no
more of that, he said, with machines come in and all.
"There was room to tell of all that and the woods too, said the others, so
long as they put it short like.
"And another wanted to tell of the valleys beyond the wood, far afield
where the men went working; the women would remember the hay. The great
valleys he'd tell of. It was they that made Daleswood. The valleys beyond
the wood and the twilight on them in summer. Slopes covered with mint and
thyme, all solemn at evening. A hare on them perhaps, sitting as though
they were his, then lolloping slowly away. It didn't seem from the way he
told of those old valleys that he thought they could ever be to other folk
what they were to the Daleswood men in the days he remembered. He spoke of
them as though there were something in them, besides the mint and the
thyme and the twilight and hares, that would not stay after these men were
gone, though he did not say what it was. Scarcely hinted it even.
"And still the Boche did nothing to the Daleswood men. The bullets had
ceased altogether. That made it much quieter. The shells still snarled
over, bursting far, far away.
"And Bob said tell of Daleswood itself, the old village, with queer
chimneys, of red brick, in the wood. There weren't houses like that
nowadays. They'd be building new ones and spoiling it, likely, after the
war. And that was all he had to say.
"And nobody was for not putting down anything any one said. It was all to
go in on the chalk, as much as would go in the time. For they all sort of
understood that the Daleswood of what they called the good old time was
just the memories that those few men had of the days they had spent there
together. And that was the Daleswood they loved, and wanted folks to
remember. They were all agreed as to that. And then they said how was they
to write it down. And when it came to writing there was so much to be
said, not spread over a lot of paper I don't mean, but going down so deep
like, that it seemed to them how their own talk wouldn't be good enough to
say it. And they knew no other, and didn't know what to do. I reckon
they'd been reading magazines and thought that writing had to be like that
muck. Anyway, they didn't know what to do. I reckon their talk would be
good enough for Daleswood when they loved Daleswood like that. But they
didn't, and they were puzzled.
"The Boche was miles away behind them now, and his barrage with him. Still
in front he did nothing.
"They talked it all over and over, did the Daleswood men. They tried
everything. But somehow or other they couldn't get near what they wanted
to say about old summer evenings. Time wore on. The bowlder was smooth and
ready, and that whole generation of Daleswood men could find no words to
say what was in their hearts about Daleswood. There wasn't time to waste.
And the only thing they thought of in the end was 'Please, God, remember
Daleswood just like it used to be.' And Bill and Harry carved that on the
chalk between them.
"What happened to the Daleswood men? Why, nothing. There come one of them
counter-attacks, a regular bastard for Jerry. The French made it and did
the Boche in proper. I got the story from a man with a hell of a great big
hammer, long afterwards when that trench was well behind our line. He was
smashing up a huge great chunk of chalk because he said they all felt it
was so damn silly."
The battery Sergeant-Major was practically asleep. He was all worn out by
the continuous roar of bombardments that had been shaking the dugouts and
dazing his brains for weeks. He was pretty well fed up.
The officer commanding the battery, a young man in a very neat uniform and
of particularly high birth, came up and spat in his face. The
Sergeant-Major sprang to attention, received an order, and took a stick at
once and beat up the tired men. For a message had come to the battery that
some English (God punish them!) were making a road at X.
The gun was fired. It was one of those unlucky shots that come on days
when our luck is out. The shell, a 5.9, lit in the midst of the British
working party. It did the Germans little good. It did not stop the deluge
of shells that was breaking up their guns and was driving misery down like
a wedge into their spirits. It did not improve the temper of the officer
commanding the battery, so that the men suffered as acutely as ever under
the Sergeant-Major. But it stopped the road for that day.
I seemed to see that road going on in a dream.
Another working party came along next day, with clay pipes and got to
work; and next day and the day after. Shells came, but went short or over;
the shell holes were neatly patched up; the road went on. Here and there a
tree had to be cut, but not often, not many of them were left; it was
mostly digging and grubbing up roots, and pushing wheelbarrows along
planks and duck-boards, and filling up with stones. Sometimes the
engineers would come: that was when streams were crossed. The engineers
made their bridges, and the infantry working party went on with the
digging and laying down stones. It was monotonous work. Contours altered,
soil altered, even the rock beneath it, but the desolation never; they
always worked in desolation and thunder. And so the road went on.
They came to a wide river. They went through a great forest. They passed
the ruins of what must have been quite fine towns, big prosperous towns
with universities in them. I saw the infantry working party with their
stumpy clay pipes, in my dream, a long way on from where that shell had
lit, which stopped the road for a day. And behind them curious changes
came over the road at X. You saw the infantry going up to the trenches,
and going back along it into reserve. They marched at first, but in a few
days they were going up in motors, grey busses with shuttered windows. And
then the guns came along it, miles and miles of guns, following after the
thunder which was further off over the hills. And then one day the cavalry
came by. Then stores in wagons, the thunder muttering further and further
away. I saw farm-carts going down the road at X. And then one day all
manner of horses and traps and laughing people, farmers and women and boys
all going by to X. There was going to be a fair.
And far away the road was growing longer and longer amidst, as always,
desolation and thunder. And one day far away from X the road grew very
fine indeed. It was going proudly through a mighty city, sweeping in like
a river; you would not think that it ever remembered duck-boards. There
were great palaces there, with huge armorial eagles blazoned in stone, and
all along each side of the road was a row of statues of kings. And going
down the road towards the palace, past the statues of the kings, a tired
procession was riding, full of the flags of the Allies. And I looked at
the flags in my dream, out of national pride to see whether we led, or
whether France or America. America went before us, but I could not see the
Union Jack in the van nor the Tricolour either, nor the Stars and Stripes:
Belgium led and then Serbia, they that had suffered most.
And before the flags, and before the generals, I saw marching along on
foot the ghosts of the working party that were killed at X, gazing about
them in admiration as they went, at the great city and at the palaces. And
one man, wondering at the Sičges Allée, turned round to the Lance Corporal
in charge of the party: "That is a fine road that we made, Frank," he
An Imperial Monument
It is an early summer's morning: the dew is all over France: the train is
going eastwards. They are quite slow, those troop trains, and there are
few embankments or cuttings in those flat plains, so that you seem to be
meandering along through the very life of the people. The roads come right
down to the railways, and the sun is shining brightly over the farms and
the people going to work along the roads, so that you can see their faces
clearly as the slow train passes them by.
They are all women and boys that work on the farms; sometimes perhaps you
see a very old man, but nearly always women and boys; they are out working
early. They straighten up from their work as we go by and lift their hands
to bless us.
We pass by long rows of the tall French poplars, their branches cut away
all up the trunk, leaving only an odd round tuft at the top of the tree;
but little branches are growing all up the trunk now, and the poplars are
looking unkempt. It would be the young men who would cut the branches of
the poplars. They would cut them for some useful thrifty purpose that I do
not know; and then they would cut them because they were always cut that
way, as long ago as the times of the old men's tales about France; but
chiefly, I expect, because youth likes to climb difficult trees; that is
why they are clipped so very high. And the trunks are all unkempt now.
We go on by many farms with their shapely red-roofed houses; they stand
there, having the air of the homes of an ancient people; they would not be
out of keeping with any romance that might come, or any romance that has
come in the long story of France, and the girls of those red-roofed houses
work all alone in the fields.
We pass by many willows and come to a great marsh. In a punt on some open
water an old man is angling. We come to fields again, and then to a deep
wood. France smiles about us in the open sunlight.
But towards evening we pass over the border of this pleasant country into
a tragical land of destruction and gloom. It is not only that murder has
walked here to and fro for years, until all the fields are ominous with
it, but the very fields themselves have been mutilated until they are
unlike fields, the woods have been shattered right down to the anemones,
and the houses have been piled in heaps of rubbish, and the heaps of
rubbish have been scattered by shells. We see no more trees, no more
houses, no more women, no cattle even now. We have come to the abomination
of desolation. And over it broods, and will probably brood for ever,
accursed by men and accursed by the very fields, the hyena-like memory of
the Kaiser, who has whitened so many bones.
It may be some satisfaction to his selfishness to know that the monument
to it cannot pass away, to know that the shell holes go too deep to be
washed away by the healing rains of years, to know that the wasted German
generations will not in centuries gather up what has been spilt on the
Somme, or France recover in the sunshine of many summers from all the
misery that his devilish folly has caused. It is likely to be to such as
him a source of satisfaction, for the truly vain care only to be talked of
in many mouths; they hysterically love to be thought of, and the notice of
mankind is to them a mirror which reflects their futile postures. The
admiration of fools they love, and the praise of a slavelike people, but
they would sooner be hated by mankind than be ignored and forgotten as is
their due. And the truly selfish care only for their imperial selves.
Let us leave him to pass in thought from ruin to ruin, from wasted field
to field, from crater to crater; let us leave his fancy haunting
cemeteries in the stricken lands of the world, to find what glee he can in
this huge manifestation of his imperial will.
We neither know to what punishment he moves nor can even guess what
fitting one is decreed. But the time is surely appointed and the place.
Poor trifler with Destiny, who ever had so much to dread?
A Walk to the Trenches
To stand at the beginning of a road is always wonderful; for on all roads
before they end experience lies, sometimes adventure. And a trench, even
as a road, has its beginnings somewhere. In the heart of a very strange
country you find them suddenly. A trench may begin in the ruins of a
house, may run up out of a ditch; may be cut into a rise of ground
sheltered under a hill, and is built in many ways by many men. As to who
is the best builder of trenches there can be little doubt, and any British
soldier would probably admit that for painstaking work and excellence of
construction there are few to rival Von Hindenburg. His Hindenburg line is
a model of neatness and comfort, and it would be only a very ungrateful
British soldier who would deny it.
You come to the trenches out of strangely wasted lands, you come perhaps
to a wood in an agony of contortions, black, branchless, sepulchral trees,
and then no more trees at all. The country after that is still called
Picardy or Belgium, still has its old name on the map as though it smiled
there yet, sheltering cities and hamlet and radiant with orchards and
gardens, but the country named Belgium—or whatever it be—is
all gone away, and there stretches for miles instead one of the world's
great deserts, a thing to take its place no longer with smiling lands, but
with Sahara, Gobi, Kalahari, and the Karoo; not to be thought of as
Picardy, but more suitably to be named the Desert of Wilhelm. Through
these sad lands one goes to come to the trenches. Overhead floats until it
is chased away an aėroplane with little black crosses, that you can
scarcely see at his respectful height, peering to see what more harm may
be done in the desolation and ruin. Little flashes sparkle near him, white
puffs spread out round the flashes: and he goes, and our airmen go away
after him; black puffs break out round our airmen. Up in the sky you hear
a faint tap-tapping. They have got their machine guns working.
You see many things there that are unusual in deserts: a good road, a
railway, perhaps a motor bus; you see what was obviously once a village,
and hear English songs, but no one who has not seen it can imagine the
country in which the trenches lie, unless he bear a desert clearly in
mind, a desert that has moved from its place on the map by some
enchantment of wizardry, and come down on a smiling country. Would it not
be glorious to be a Kaiser and be able to do things like that?
Past all manner of men, past no trees, no hedges, no fields, but only one
field from skyline to skyline that has been harrowed by war, one goes with
companions that this event in our history has drawn from all parts of the
earth. On that road you may hear all in one walk where is the best place
to get lunch in the City; you may hear how they laid a drag for some Irish
pack, and what the Master said; you may hear a farmer lamenting over the
harm that rhinoceroses do to his coffee crop; you may hear Shakespeare
quoted and La vie Parisienne.
In the village you see a lot of German orders, with their silly notes of
exclamation after them, written up on notice boards among the ruins. Ruins
and German orders. That turning movement of Von Kluck's near Paris in 1914
was a mistake. Had he not done it we might have had ruins and German
orders everywhere. And yet Von Kluck may comfort himself with the thought
that it is not by his mistakes that Destiny shapes the world: such a
nightmare as a world-wide German domination can have had no place amongst
the scheme of things.
Beyond the village the batteries are thick. A great howitzer near the road
lifts its huge muzzle slowly, fires and goes down again, and lifts again
and fires. It is as though Polyphemus had lifted his huge shape slowly,
leisurely, from the hillside where he was sitting, and hurled the mountain
top, and sat down again. If he is firing pretty regularly you are sure to
get the blast of one of them as you go by, and it can be a very strong
wind indeed. One's horse, if one is riding, does not very much like it,
but I have seen horses far more frightened by a puddle on the road when
coming home from hunting in the evening: one 12-inch howitzer more or less
in France calls for no great attention from man or beast.
And so we come in sight of the support trenches where we are to dwell for
a week before we go on for another mile over the hills, where the black
fountains are rising.
A Walk in Picardy
Picture any village you know. In such a village as that the trench begins.
That is to say, there are duck-boards along a ditch, and the ditch runs
into a trench. Only the village is no longer there. It was like some
village you know, though perhaps a little merrier, because it was further
south and nearer the sun; but it is all gone now. And the trench runs out
of the ruins, and is called Windmill Avenue. There must have been a
windmill standing there once.
When you come from the ditch to the trench you leave the weeds and soil
and trunks of willows and see the bare chalk. At the top of those two
white walls is a foot or so of brown clay. The brown clay grows deeper as
you come to the hills, until the chalk has disappeared altogether. Our
alliance with France is new in the history of man, but it is an old, old
union in the history of the hills. White chalk with brown clay on top has
dipped and gone under the sea; and the hills of Sussex and Kent are one
with the hills of Picardy.
And so you may pass through the chalk that lies in that desolate lane with
memories of more silent and happier hills; it all depends on what the
chalk means to you: you may be unfamiliar with it and in that case you
will not notice it; or you may have been born among those thyme-scented
hills and yet have no errant fancies, so that you will not think of the
hills that watched you as a child, but only keep your mind on the business
in hand; that is probably best.
You come after a while to other trenches: notice boards guide you, and you
keep to Windmill Avenue. You go by Pear Lane, Cherry Lane, and Plum Lane.
Pear trees, cherry trees and plum trees must have grown there. You are
passing through either wild lanes banked with briar, over which these
various trees peered one by one and showered their blossoms down at the
end of spring, and girls would have gathered the fruit when it ripened,
with the help of tall young men; or else you are passing through an old
walled garden, and the pear and the cherry and plum were growing against
the wall, looking southwards all through the summer. There is no way
whatever of telling which it was; it is all one in war; whatever was there
is gone; there remain to-day, and survive, the names of those three trees
only. We come next to Apple Lane. You must not think that an apple tree
ever grew there, for we trace here the hand of the wit, who by naming Plum
Lane's neighbour "Apple Lane" merely commemorates the inseparable
connection that plum has with apple forever in the minds of all who go to
modern war. For by mixing apple with plum the manufacturer sees the
opportunity of concealing more turnip in the jam, as it were, at the
junction of the two forces, than he might be able to do without this
We come presently to the dens of those who trouble us (but only for our
own good), the dugouts of the trench mortar batteries. It is noisy when
they push up close to the front line and play for half an hour or so with
their rivals: the enemy sends stuff back, our artillery join in; it is as
though, while you were playing a game of croquet, giants hundreds of feet
high, some of them friendly, some unfriendly, carnivorous and hungry, came
and played football on your croquet lawn.
We go on past Battalion Headquarters, and past the dugouts and shelters of
various people having business with History, past stores of bombs and the
many other ingredients with which history is made, past men coming down
who are very hard to pass, for the width of two men and two packs is the
width of a communication trench and sometimes an inch over; past two men
carrying a flying pig slung on a pole between them; by many turnings; and
Windmill Avenue brings you at last to Company Headquarters in a dugout
that Hindenburg made with his German thoroughness.
And there, after a while, descends the Tok Emma man, the officer
commanding a trench mortar battery, and is given perchance a whiskey and
water, and sits on the best empty box that we have to offer, and lights
one of our cigarettes.
"There's going to be a bit of a strafe at 5.30," he says.
What Happened on the Night of the Twenty-Seventh
The night of the twenty-seventh was Dick Cheeser's first night on sentry.
The night was far gone when he went on duty; in another hour they would
stand to. Dick Cheeser had camouflaged his age when he enlisted: he was
barely eighteen. A wonderfully short time ago he was quite a little boy;
now he was in a frontline trench. It hadn't seemed that things were going
to alter like that. Dick Cheeser was a plowboy: long brown furrows over
haughty, magnificent downs seemed to stretch away into the future as far
as his mind could see. No narrow outlook either, for the life of nations
depends upon those brown furrows. But there are the bigger furrows that
Mars makes, the long brown trenches of war; the life of nations depends on
these too; Dick Cheeser had never pictured these. He had heard talk about
a big navy and a lot of Dreadnoughts; silly nonsense he called it. What
did one want a big navy for? To keep the Germans out, some people said.
But the Germans weren't coming. If they wanted to come, why didn't they
come? Anybody could see that they never did come. Some of Dick Cheeser's
pals had votes.
And so he had never pictured any change from plowing the great downs; and
here was war at last, and here was he. The Corporal showed him where to
stand, told him to keep a good lookout and left him.
And there was Dick Cheeser alone in the dark with an army in front of him,
eighty yards away: and, if all tales were true, a pretty horrible army.
The night was awfully still. I use the adverb not as Dick Cheeser would
have used it. The stillness awed him. There had not been a shell all
night. He put his head up over the parapet and waited. Nobody fired at
him. He felt that the night was waiting for him. He heard voices going
along the trench: some one said it was a black night: the voices died
away. A mere phrase; the night wasn't black at all, it was grey. Dick
Cheeser was staring at it, and the night was staring back at him, and
seemed to be threatening him; it was grey, grey as an old cat that they
used to have at home, and as artful. Yes, thought Dick Cheeser, it was an
artful night; that was what was wrong with it. If shells had come or the
Germans, or anything at all, you would know how to take it; but that quiet
mist over huge valleys, and stillness! Anything might happen. Dick waited
and waited, and the night waited too. He felt they were watching each
other, the night and he. He felt that each was crouching. His mind slipped
back to the woods on hills he knew. He was watching with eyes and ears and
imagination to see what would happen in No Man's Land under that ominous
mist: but his mind took a peep for all that at the old woods that he knew.
He pictured himself, he and a band of boys, chasing squirrels again in the
summer. They used to chase a squirrel from tree to tree, throwing stones,
till they tired it: and then they might hit it with a stone: usually not.
Sometimes the squirrel would hide, and a boy would have to climb after it.
It was great sport, thought Dick Cheeser. What a pity he hadn't had a
catapult in those days, he thought. Somehow the years when he had not had
a catapult seemed all to be wasted years. With a catapult one might get
the squirrel almost at once, with luck: and what a great thing that would
be. All the other boys would come round to look at the squirrel, and to
look at the catapult, and ask him how he did it. He wouldn't have to say
much, there would be the squirrel; no boasting would be necessary with the
squirrel lying dead. It might spread to other things, even rabbits; almost
anything, in fact. He would certainly get a catapult first thing when he
got home. A little wind blew in the night, too cold for summer. It blew
away, as it were, the summer of Dick's memories; blew away hills and woods
and squirrel. It made for a moment a lane in the mist over No Man's Land.
Dick Cheeser peered down it, but it closed again. "No," Night seemed to
say, "you don't guess my secret." And the awful hush intensified. "What
would they do?" thought the sentry. "What were they planning in all those
miles of silence?" Even the Verys were few. When one went up, far hills
seemed to sit and brood over the valley: their black shapes seemed to know
what would happen in the mist and seemed sworn not to say. The rocket
faded, and the hills went back into mystery again, and Dick Cheeser peered
level again over the ominous valley.
All the dangers and sinister shapes and evil destinies, lurking between
the armies in that mist, that the sentry faced that night cannot be told
until the history of the war is written by a historian who can see the
mind of the soldier. Not a shell fell all night, no German stirred; Dick
Cheeser was relieved at "Stand to" and his comrades stood to beside him,
and soon it was wide, golden, welcome dawn.
And for all the threats of night the thing that happened was one that the
lonely sentry had never foreseen: in the hour of his watching Dick
Cheeser, though scarcely eighteen, became a full-grown man.
One cannot say that one time in the trenches is any more tense than
another. One cannot take any one particular hour and call it, in modern
nonsensical talk, "typical hour in the trenches." The routine of the
trenches has gone on too long for that. The tensest hour ought to be half
an hour before dawn, the hour when attacks are expected and men stand to.
It is an old convention of war that that is the dangerous hour, the hour
when defenders are weakest and attack most to be feared. For darkness
favours the attackers then as night favours the lion, and then dawn comes
and they can hold their gains in the light. Therefore in every trench in
every war the garrison is prepared in that menacing hour, watching in
greater numbers than they do the whole night through. As the first lark
lifts from meadows they stand there in the dark. Whenever there is any war
in any part of the world you may be sure that at that hour men crowd to
their parapets: when sleep is deepest in cities they are watching there.
When the dawn shimmers a little, and a grey light comes, and widens, and
all of a sudden figures become distinct, and the hour of the attack that
is always expected is gone, then perhaps some faint feeling of gladness
stirs the newest of the recruits; but chiefly the hour passes like all the
other hours there, an unnoticed fragment of the long, long routine that is
taken with resignation mingled with jokes.
Dawn comes shy with a wind scarce felt, dawn faint and strangely
perceptible, feeble and faint in the east while men still watch the
darkness. When did the darkness go? When did the dawn grow golden? It
happened as in a moment, a moment you did not see. Guns flash no longer:
the sky is gold and serene; dawn stands there like Victory that will
shine, on one of these years when the Kaiser goes the way of the older
curses of earth. Dawn, and the men unfix bayonets as they step down from
the fire-step and clean their rifles with pull-throughs. Not all together,
but section by section, for it would not do for a whole company to be
caught cleaning their rifles at dawn, or at any other time.
They rub off the mud or the rain that has come at night on their rifles,
they detach the magazine and see that its spring is working, they take out
the breechblock and oil it, and put back everything clean: and another
night is gone; it is one day nearer victory.
The Splendid Traveller
A traveller threw his cloak over his shoulder and came down slopes of gold
in El Dorado. From incredible heights he came. He came from where the
peaks of the pure gold mountain shone a little red with the sunset; from
crag to crag of gold he stepped down slowly. Sheer out of romance he came
through the golden evening.
It was only an incident of every day; the sun had set or was setting, the
air turned chill, and a battalion's bugles were playing "Retreat" when
this knightly stranger, a British aėroplane, dipped, and went homeward
over the infantry. That beautiful evening call, and the golden cloud bank
towering, and that adventurer coming home in the cold, happening all
together, revealed in a flash the fact (which hours of thinking sometimes
will not bring) that we live in such a period of romance as the
troubadours would have envied.
He came, that British airman, over the border, sheer over No Man's Land
and the heads of the enemy and the mysterious land behind, snatching the
secrets that the enemy would conceal. Either he had defeated the German
airmen who would have stopped his going, or they had not dared to try. Who
knows what he had done? He had been abroad and was coming home in the
evening, as he did every day.
Even when all its romance has been sifted from an age (as the centuries
sift) and set apart from the trivial, and when all has been stored by the
poets; even then what has any of them more romantic than these adventurers
in the evening air, coming home in the twilight with the black shells
The infantry look up with the same vague wonder with which children look
at dragon flies; sometimes they do not look at all, for all that comes in
France has its part with the wonder of a terrible story as well as with
the incidents of the day, incidents that recur year in and year out, too
often for us to notice them. If a part of the moon were to fall off in the
sky and come tumbling to earth, the comment on the lips of the
imperturbable British watchers that have seen so much would be, "Hullo,
what is Jerry up to now?"
And so the British aėroplane glides home in the evening, and the light
fades from the air, and what is left of the poplars grows dark against the
sky, and what is left of the houses grows more mournful in the gloaming,
and night comes, and with it the sounds of thunder, for the airman has
given his message to the artillery. It is as though Hermes had gone abroad
sailing upon his sandals, and had found some bad land below those winged
feet wherein men did evil and kept not the laws of gods or men; and he had
brought this message back and the gods were angry.
For the wars we fight to-day are not like other wars, and the wonders of
them are unlike other wonders. If we do not see in them the saga and epic,
how shall we tell of them?
"And then we used to have sausages," said the Sergeant.
"And mashed?" said the Private.
"Yes," said the Sergeant, "and beer. And then we used to go home. It was
grand in the evenings. We used to go along a lane that was full of them
wild roses. And then we come to the road where the houses were. They all
had their bit of a garden, every house."
"Nice, I calls it, a garden," the Private said.
"Yes," said the Sergeant, "they all had their garden. It came right down
to the road. Wooden palings: none of that there wire."
"I hates wire," said the Private.
"They didn't have none of it," the N. C. O. went on. "The gardens came
right down to the road, looking lovely. Old Billy Weeks he had them tall
pale-blue flowers in his garden nearly as high as a man."
"Hollyhocks?" said the Private.
"No, they wasn't hollyhocks. Lovely they were. We used to stop and look at
them, going by every evening. He had a path up the middle of his garden
paved with red tiles, Billy Weeks had; and these tall blue flowers growing
the whole way along it, both sides like. They was a wonder. Twenty gardens
there must have been, counting them all; but none to touch Billy Weeks
with his pale-blue flowers. There was an old windmill away to the left.
Then there were the swifts sailing by overhead and screeching: just about
as high again as the houses. Lord, how them birds did fly. And there was
the other young fellows, what were not out walking, standing about by the
roadside, just doing nothing at all. One of them had a flute: Jim Booker,
he was. Those were great days. The bats used to come out, flutter,
flutter, flutter; and then there'd be a star or two; and the smoke from
the chimneys going all grey; and a little cold wind going up and down like
the bats; and all the colour going out of things; and the woods looking
all strange, and a wonderful quiet in them, and a mist coming up from the
stream. It's a queer time that. It's always about that time, the way I see
it: the end of the evening in the long days, and a star or two, and me and
my girl going home.
"Wouldn't you like to talk about things for a bit the way you remember
"Oh, no, Sergeant," said the other, "you go on. You do bring it all back
"I used to bring her home," the Sergeant said, "to her father's house. Her
father was keeper there, and they had a house in the wood. A fine house
with queer old tiles on it, and a lot of large friendly dogs. I knew them
all by name, same as they knew me. I used to walk home then along the side
of the wood. The owls would be about; you could hear them yelling. They'd
float out of the wood like, sometimes: all large and white."
"I knows them," said the Private.
"I saw a fox once so close I could nearly touch him, walking like he was
on velvet. He just slipped out of the wood."
"Cunning old brute," said the Private.
"That's the time to be out," said the Sergeant. "Ten o'clock on a summer's
night, and the night full of noises, not many of them, but what there is,
strange, and coming from a great way off, through the quiet, with nothing
to stop them. Dogs barking, owls hooting, an old cart; and then just once
a sound that you couldn't account for at all, not anyhow. I've heard
sounds on nights like that that nobody 'ud think you'd heard, nothing like
the flute that young Booker had, nothing like anything on earth."
"I know," said the Private.
"I never told any one before, because they wouldn't believe you. But it
doesn't matter now. There'd be a light in the window to guide me when I
got home. I'd walk up through the flowers of our garden. We had a lovely
garden. Wonderful white and strange the flowers looked of a nighttime."
"You bring it all back wonderful," said the Private.
"It's a great thing to have lived," said the Sergeant.
"Yes, Sergeant," said the other, "I wouldn't have missed it, not for
For five days the barrage had rained down behind them: they were utterly
cut off and had no hope of rescue: their food was done, and they did not
know where they were.
When the aėroplanes are home and the sunset has flared away, and it is
cold, and night comes down over France, you notice the guns more than you
do by day, or else they are actually more active then, I do not know which
It is then as though a herd of giants, things of enormous height, came out
from lairs in the earth and began to play with the hills. It is as though
they picked up the tops of the hills in their hands and then let them drop
rather slowly. It is exactly like hills falling. You see the flashes all
along the sky, and then that lumping thump as though the top of the hill
had been let drop, not all in one piece, but crumbled a little as it would
drop from your hands if you were three hundred feet high and were fooling
about in the night, spoiling what it had taken so long to make. That is
heavy stuff bursting, a little way off.
If you are anywhere near a shell that is bursting, you can hear in it a
curious metallic ring. That applies to the shells of either side, provided
that you are near enough, though usually of course it is the hostile shell
and not your own that you are nearest to, and so one distinguishes them.
It is curious, after such a colossal event as this explosion must be in
the life of a bar of steel, that anything should remain at all of the old
bell-like voice of the metal, but it appears to, if you listen
attentively; it is perhaps its last remonstrance before leaving its shape
and going back to rust in the earth again for ages.
Another of the voices of the night is the whine the shell makes in coming;
it is not unlike the cry the hyena utters as soon as it's dark in Africa:
"How nice traveller would taste," the hyena seems to say, and "I want dead
White Man." It is the rising note of the shell as it comes nearer, and its
dying away when it has gone over, that make it reminiscent of the hyena's
method of diction. If it is not going over then it has something quite
different to say. It begins the same as the other, it comes up, talking of
the back areas with the same long whine as the other. I have heard old
hands say "That one is going well over." "Whee-oo," says the shell; but
just where the "oo" should be long drawn out and turn into the hyena's
final syllable, it says something quite different. "Zarp," it says. That
is bad. Those are the shells that are looking for you.
And then of course there is the whizz-bang coming from close, along his
flat trajectory: he has little to say, but comes like a sudden wind, and
all that he has to do is done and over at once.
And then there is the gas shell, who goes over gurgling gluttonously,
probably in big herds, putting down a barrage. It is the liquid inside
that gurgles before it is turned to gas by the mild explosion; that is the
explanation of it; yet that does not prevent one picturing a tribe of
cannibals who have winded some nice juicy men and are smacking their chops
and dribbling in anticipation.
And a wonderful thing to see, even in those wonderful nights, is our
thermite bursting over the heads of the Germans. The shell breaks into a
shower of golden rain; one cannot judge easily at night how high from the
ground it breaks, but about as high as the tops of trees seen at a hundred
yards. It spreads out evenly all round and rains down slowly; it is a bad
shower to be out in, and for a long time after it has fallen, the sodden
grass of winter, and the mud and old bones beneath it, burn quietly in a
circle. On such a night as this, and in such showers, the flying pigs will
go over, which take two men to carry each of them; they go over and root
right down to the German dugout, where the German has come in out of the
golden rain, and they fling it all up in the air.
These are such nights as Scheherazade with all her versatility never
dreamed of; or if such nightmares came she certainly never told of them,
or her august master, the Sultan, light of the age, would have had her at
once beheaded; and his people would have deemed that he did well. It has
been reserved for a modern autocrat to dream such a nightmare, driven to
it perhaps by the tales of a white-whiskered Scheherazade, the Lord of the
Kiel Canal; and being an autocrat he has made the nightmare a reality for
the world. But the nightmare is stronger than its master, and grows
mightier every night; and the All-Highest War Lord learns that there are
powers in Hell that are easily summoned by the rulers of earth, but that
go not easily home.
Two Degrees of Envy
It was night in the front line and no moon, or the moon was hidden. There
was a strafe going on. The Tok Emmas were angry. And the artillery on both
sides were looking for the Tok Emmas.
Tok Emma, I may explain for the blessed dwellers in whatever far happy
island there be that has not heard of these things, is the crude language
of Mars. He has not time to speak of a trunk mortar battery, for he is
always in a hurry, and so he calls them T. M.'s. But Bellona might not
hear him saying T. M., for all the din that she makes: might think that he
said D. N; and so he calls it Tok Emma. Ak, Beer, C, Don: this is the
alphabet of Mars.
And the huge minnies were throwing old limbs out of No Man's Land into the
frontline trench, and shells were rasping down through the air that seemed
to resist them until it was torn to pieces: they burst and showers of mud
came down from heaven. Aimlessly, as it seemed, shells were bursting now
and then in the air, with a flash intensely red: the smell of them was
drifting down the trenches.
In the middle of all this Bert Butterworth was hit. "Only in the foot,"
his pals said. "Only!" said Bert. They put him on a stretcher and carried
him down the trench. They passed Bill Britterling, standing in the mud, an
old friend of Bert's. Bert's face, twisted with pain, looked up to Bill
for some sympathy.
"Lucky devil," said Bill.
Across the way on the other side of No Man's Land there was mud the same
as on Bill's side: only the mud over there stank; it didn't seem to have
been kept clean somehow. And the parapet was sliding away in places, for
working parties had not had much of a chance. They had three Tok Emmas
working in that battalion front line, and the British batteries did not
quite know where they were, and there were eight of them looking.
Fritz Groedenschasser, standing in that unseemly mud, greatly yearned for
them to find soon what they were looking for. Eight batteries searching
for something they can't find, along a trench in which you have to be,
leaves the elephant hunter's most desperate tale a little dull and
insipid. Not that Fritz Groedenschasser knew anything about elephant
hunting: he hated all things sporting, and cordially approved of the
execution of Nurse Cavell. And there was thermite too. Flammenwerfer was
all very well, a good German weapon: it could burn a man alive at twenty
yards. But this accursed flaming English thermite could catch you at four
miles. It wasn't fair.
The three German trench mortars were all still firing. When would the
English batteries find what they were looking for, and this awful thing
stop? The night was cold and smelly.
Fritz shifted his feet in the foul mud, but no warmth came to him that
A gust of shells was coming along the trench. Still they had not found the
minnewerfer! Fritz moved from his place altogether to see if he could find
some place where the parapet was not broken. And as he moved along the
sewerlike trench he came on a wooden cross that marked the grave of a man
he once had known, now buried some days in the parapet, old Ritz
"Lucky devil," said Fritz.
The Master of No Man's Land
When the last dynasty has fallen and the last empire passed away, when man
himself has gone, there will probably still remain the swede. [The
rutabaga or Swedish turnip.]
There grew a swede in No Man's Land by Croisille near the Somme, and it
had grown there for a long while free from man.
It grew as you never saw a swede grow before. It grew tall and strong and
weedy. It lifted its green head and gazed round over No Man's Land. Yes,
man was gone, and it was the day of the swede.
The storms were tremendous. Sometimes pieces of iron sang through its
leaves. But man was gone and it was the day of the swede.
A man used to come there once, a great French farmer, an oppressor of
swedes. Legends were told of him and his herd of cattle, dark traditions
that passed down vegetable generations. It was somehow known in those
fields that the man ate swedes.
And now his house was gone and he would come no more.
The storms were terrible, but they were better than man. The swede nodded
to his companions: the years of freedom had come.
They had always known among them that these years would come. Man had not
been there always, but there had always been swedes. He would go some day,
suddenly, as he came. That was the faith of the swedes. And when the trees
went the swede believed that the day was come. When hundreds of little
weeds arrived that were never allowed before, and grew unchecked, he knew
After that he grew without any care, in sunlight, moonlight and rain; grew
abundantly and luxuriantly in the freedom, and increased in arrogance till
he felt himself greater than man. And indeed in those leaden storms that
sang often over his foliage all living things seemed equal.
There was little that the Germans left when they retreated from the Somme
that was higher than this swede. He grew the tallest thing for miles and
miles. He dominated the waste. Two cats slunk by him from a shattered
farm: he towered above them contemptuously.
A partridge ran by him once, far, far below his lofty leaves. The night
winds mourning in No Man's Land seemed to sing for him alone.
It was surely the hour of the swede. For him, it seemed, was No Man's
Land. And there I met him one night by the light of a German rocket and
brought him back to our company to cook.
Weeds and Wire
Things had been happening. Divisions were moving. There had been, there
was going to be, a stunt. A battalion marched over the hill and sat down
by the road. They had left the trenches three days march to the north and
had come to a new country. The officers pulled their maps out; a mild
breeze fluttered them; yesterday had been winter and to-day was spring;
but spring in a desolation so complete and far-reaching that you only knew
of it by that little wind. It was early March by the calendar, but the
wind was blowing out of the gates of April. A platoon commander, feeling
that mild wind blowing, forgot his map and began to whistle a tune that
suddenly came to him out of the past with the wind. Out of the past it
blew and out of the South, a merry vernal tune of a Southern people.
Perhaps only one of those that noticed the tune had ever heard it before.
An officer sitting near had heard it sung; it reminded him of a holiday
long ago in the South.
"Where did you hear that tune?" he asked the platoon commander.
"Oh, the hell of a long way from here," the platoon commander said.
He did not remember quite where it was he had heard it, but he remembered
a sunny day in France and a hill all dark with pine woods, and a man
coming down at evening out of the woods, and down the slope to the
village, singing this song. Between the village and the slope there were
orchards in blossom. So that he came with his song for hundreds of yards
through orchards. "The hell of a way from here," he said.
For a long while then they sat silent.
"It mightn't have been so very far from here," said the platoon commander.
"It was in France, now I come to think of it. But it was a lovely part of
France, all woods and orchards. Nothing like this, thank God." And he
glanced with a tired look at the unutterable desolation.
"Where was it?" said the other.
"In Picardy," he said.
"Aren't we in Picardy now?" said his friend.
"Are we?" he said.
"I don't know. The maps don't call it Picardy."
"It was a fine place, anyway," the platoon commander said. "There seemed
always to be a wonderful light on the hills. A kind of short grass grew on
them, and it shone in the sun at evening. There were black woods above
them. A man used to come out of them singing at evening."
He looked wearily round at the brown desolation of weeds. As far as the
two officers could see there was nothing but brown weeds and bits of brown
barbed wire. He turned from the desolate scene back to his reminiscences.
"He came singing through the orchards into the village," he said. "A
quaint old place with queer gables, called Ville-en-Bois."
"Do you know where we are?" said the other.
"No, said the platoon commander."
"I thought not," he said. "Hadn't you better take a look at the map?"
"I suppose so," said the platoon commander, and he smoothed out his map
and wearily got to the business of finding out where he was.
"Good Lord!" he said. "Ville-en-Bois!"
Spring in England and Flanders
Very soon the earliest primroses will be coming out in woods wherever they
have been sheltered from the north. They will grow bolder as the days go
by, and spread and come all down the slopes of sunny hills. Then the
anemones will come, like a shy pale people, one of the tribes of the
elves, who dare not leave the innermost deeps of the wood: in those days
all the trees will be in leaf, the bluebells will follow, and certain
fortunate woods will shelter such myriads of them that the bright fresh
green of the beech trees will flash between two blues, the blue of the sky
and the deeper blue of the bluebells. Later the violets come, and such a
time as this is the perfect time to see England: when the cuckoo is heard
and he surprises his hearers; when evenings are lengthening out and the
bat is abroad again; and all the flowers are out and all the birds sing.
At such a time not only Nature smiles but our quiet villages and grave old
spires wake up from winter in the mellow air and wear their centuries
lightly. At such a time you might come just at evening on one of those old
villages in a valley and find it in the mood to tell you the secret of the
ages that it hid and treasured there before the Normans came. Who knows?
For they are very old, very wise, very friendly; they might speak to you
one warm evening. If you went to them after great suffering they might
speak to you; after nights and nights of shelling over in France, they
might speak to you and you might hear them clearly.
It would be a long, long story that they would tell, all about the ages;
and it would vary wonderfully little, much less perhaps than we think; and
the repetitions rambling on and on in the evening, as the old belfry spoke
and the cottages gathered below it, might sound so soothing after the boom
of shells that perhaps you would nearly sleep. And then with one's memory
tired out by the war one might never remember the long story they told,
when the belfry and the brown-roofed houses all murmured at evening, might
never remember even that they had spoken all through that warm spring and
evening. We may have heard them speak and forgotten that they have spoken.
Who knows? We are at war, and see so many strange things: some we must
forget, some we must remember; and we cannot choose which.
To turn from Kent to Flanders is to turn to a time of mourning through all
seasons alike. Spring there brings out no leaf on myriad oaks, nor the
haze of green that floats like a halo above the heads of the birch trees,
that stand with their fairylike trunks haunting the deeps of the woods.
For miles and miles and miles summer ripens no crops, leads out no maidens
laughing in the moonlight, and brings no harvest home. When Autumn looks
on orchards in all that region of mourning he looks upon barren trees that
will never blossom again. Winter drives in no sturdy farmers at evening to
sit before cheery fires, families meet not at Christmas, and the bells are
dumb in belfries; for all by which a man might remember his home has been
utterly swept away: has been swept away to make a maniacal dancing ground
on which a murderous people dance to their death led by a shallow, clever,
callous, imperial clown.
There they dance to their doom till their feet shall find the precipice
that was prepared for them on the day that they planned the evil things
they have done.
The Nightmare Countries
There are certain lands in the darker dreams of poetry that stand out in
the memory of generations. There is for instance Poe's "Dark tarn of
Auber, the ghoul-haunted region of Weir"; there are some queer twists in
the river Alph as imagined by Coleridge; two lines of Swinburne:
By the tideless dolorous inland sea
In a land of sand and ruin and gold
are as haunting as any. There are in literature certain regions of gloom,
so splendid that whenever you come on them they leave in the mind a sort
of nightmare country which one's thoughts revisit on hearing the lines
It is pleasant to picture such countries sometimes when sitting before the
fire. It is pleasant because you can banish them by the closing of a book;
a puff of smoke from a pipe will hide them altogether, and back come the
pleasant, wholesome, familiar things. But in France they are there always.
In France the nightmare countries stand all night in the starlight; dawn
comes and they still are there. The dead are buried out of sight and
others take their places among men; but the lost lands lie unburied gazing
up at the winds; and the lost woods stand like skeletons all grotesque in
the solitude; the very seasons have fled from them. The very seasons have
fled; so that if you look up to see whether summer has turned to autumn,
or if autumn has turned to winter yet, nothing remains to show you. It is
like the eccentric dream of some strange man, very arresting and
mysterious, but lacking certain things that should be there before you can
recognize it as earthly. It is a mad, mad landscape. There are miles and
miles and miles of it. It is the biggest thing man has done. It looks as
though man in his pride, with all his clever inventions, had made for
himself a sorry attempt at creation.
Indeed when we trace it all back to its origin we find at the beginning of
this unhappy story a man who was only an emperor and wished to be
something more. He would have ruled the world but has only meddled with
it; and his folly has brought misery to millions, and there lies his
broken dream on the broken earth. He will never take Paris now. He will
never be crowned at Versailles as Emperor of Europe; and after that, most
secret dream of all, did not the Cęsars proclaim themselves divine? Was it
not whispered among Macedonian courtiers that Alexander was the child of
God? And was the Hohenzollern less than these?
What might not force accomplish? All gone now, that dream and the
Hohenzollern line broken. A maniacal dream and broken farms all mixed up
together: they make a pretty nightmare and the clouds still gleam at night
with the flashes of shells, and the sky is still troubled by day with
uncouth balloons and the black bursts of the German shells and the white
of our anti-aircraft.
And below there lies this wonderful waste land where no girls sing, and
where no birds come but starlings; where no hedgerows stand, and no lanes
with wild roses, and where no pathways run through fields of wheat, and
there are no fields at all and no farms and no farmers; and two haystacks
stand on a hill I know, undestroyed in the desolation, and nobody touches
them for they know the Germans too well; and the tops have been blown off
hills down to the chalk. And men say of this place that it is Pozičres and
of that place that it is Ginchy; nothing remains to show that hamlets
stood there at all, and a brown, brown weed grows over it all for ever;
and a mighty spirit has arisen in man, and no one bows to the War Lord
though many die. And Liberty is she who sang her songs of old, and is fair
as she ever was, when men see her in visions, at night in No Man's Land
when they have the strength to crawl in: still she walks of a night in
Pozičres and in Ginchy.
A fanciful man once called himself the Emperor of the Sahara: the German
Kaiser has stolen into a fair land and holds with weakening hands a land
of craters and weed, and wire and wild cabbages and old German bones.
Spring and the Kaiser
While all the world is waiting for Spring there lie great spaces in one of
the pleasantest lands to which Spring cannot come.
Pear trees and cherry and orchards flash over other lands, blossoming as
abundantly as though their wonder were new, with a beauty as fresh and
surprising as though nothing like it before had ever adorned countless
centuries. Now with the larch and soon with the beech trees and hazel, a
bright green blazes forth to illumine the year. The slopes are covered
with violets. Those who have gardens are beginning to be proud of them and
to point them out to their neighbours. Almond and peach in blossom peep
over old brick walls. The land dreams of summer all in the youth of the
But better than all this the Germans have found war. The simple content of
a people at peace in pleasant countries counted for nothing with them.
Their Kaiser prepared for war, made speeches about war, and, when he was
ready, made war. And now the hills that should be covered with violets are
full of murderous holes, and the holes are half full of empty meat tins,
and the garden walls have gone and the gardens with them, and there are no
woods left to shelter anemones. Boundless masses of brown barbed wire
straggle over the landscape. All the orchards there are cut down out of
ruthless spite to hurt France whom they cannot conquer. All the little
trees that grow near gardens are gone, aspen, laburnum and lilac. It is
like this for hundreds of miles. Hundreds of ruined towns gaze at it with
vacant windows and see a land from which even Spring is banished. And not
a ruined house in all the hundred towns but mourns for some one, man,
woman or child; for the Germans make war equally on all in the land where
Spring comes no more.
Some day Spring will come back; some day she will shine all April in
Picardy again, for Nature is never driven utterly forth, but comes back
with her seasons to cover up even the vilest things.
She shall hide the raw earth of the shell holes till the violets come
again; she shall bring back even the orchards for Spring to walk in once
more; the woods will grow tall again above the southern anemones; and the
great abandoned guns of the Germans will rust by the rivers of France.
Forgotten like them, the memory of the War Lord will pass with his evil
Over slopes of English hills looking south in the time of violets, evening
Shadows at edges of woods moved, and then merged in the gloaming.
The bat, like a shadow himself, finding that spring was come, slipped from
the dark of the wood as far as a clump of beech trees and fluttered back
again on his wonderful quiet wings.
Pairing pigeons were home.
Very young rabbits stole out to gaze at the calm still world. They came
out as the stars come. At one time they were not there, and then you saw
them, but you did not see them come.
Towering clouds to the west built palaces, cities and mountains; bastions
of rose and precipices of gold; giants went home over them draped in mauve
by steep rose-pink ravines into emerald-green empires. Turbulences of
colour broke out above the departed sun; giants merged into mountains, and
cities became seas, and new processions of other fantastic things sailed
by. But the chalk slopes facing south smiled on with the same calm light,
as though every blade of grass gathered a ray from the gloaming. All the
hills faced the evening with that same quiet glow, which faded softly as
the air grew colder; and the first star appeared.
Voices came up in the hush, clear from the valley, and ceased. A light was
lit, like a spark, in a distant window: more stars appeared and the woods
were all dark now, and shapes even on the hill slopes began to grow
Home by a laneway in the dim, still evening a girl was going, singing the
In France where the downs in the north roll away without hedges, as though
they were great free giants that man had never confined, as though they
were stretching their vast free limbs in the evening, the same light was
smiling and glimmering softly away.
A road wound over the downs and away round one of their shoulders. A hush
lay over them as though the giants slept, or as though they guarded in
silence their ancient, wonderful history.
The stillness deepened and the dimness of twilight; and just before
colours fade, while shapes can still be distinguished, there came by the
road a farmer leading his Norman horse. High over the horse's withers his
collar pointed with brass made him fantastic and huge and strange to see
in the evening.
They moved together through that mellow light towards where unseen among
the clustered downs the old French farmer's house was sheltered away.
He was going home at evening humming "God Save the King."
An exhalation arose, drawn up by the moon, from an old battlefield after
the passing of years. It came out of very old craters and gathered from
trenches, smoked up from No Man's Land, and the ruins of farms; it rose
from the rottenness of dead brigades, and lay for half the night over two
armies; but at midnight the moon drew it up all into one phantom and it
rose and trailed away eastwards.
It passed over men in grey that were weary of war; it passed over a land
once prosperous, happy and mighty, in which were a people that were
gradually starving; it passed by ancient belfries in which there were no
bells now; it passed over fear and misery and weeping, and so came to the
palace at Potsdam. It was the dead of the night between midnight and dawn,
and the palace was very still that the Emperor might sleep, and sentries
guarded it who made no noise and relieved others in silence. Yet it was
not so easy to sleep. Picture to yourself a murderer who had killed a man.
Would you sleep? Picture yourself the man that planned this war! Yes, you
sleep, but nightmares come.
The phantom entered the chamber. "Come," it said.
The Kaiser leaped up at once as obediently as when he came to attention on
parade, years ago, as a subaltern in the Prussian Guard, a man whom no
woman or child as yet had ever cursed; he leaped up and followed. They
passed the silent sentries; none challenged and none saluted; they were
moving swiftly over the town as the felon Gothas go; they came to a
cottage in the country. They drifted over a little garden gate, and there
in a neat little garden the phantom halted like a wind that has suddenly
ceased. "Look," it said.
Should he look? Yet he must look. The Kaiser looked; and saw a window
shining and a neat room in the cottage: there was nothing dreadful there;
thank the good German God for that; it was all right, after all. The
Kaiser had had a fright, but it was all right; there was only a woman with
a baby sitting before the fire, and two small children and a man. And it
was quite a jolly room. And the man was a young soldier; and, why, he was
a Prussian Guardsman,—there was his helmet hanging on the wall,—so
everything was all right. They were jolly German children; that was well.
How nice and homely the room was. There shone before him, and showed far
off in the night, the visible reward of German thrift and industry. It was
all so tidy and neat, and yet they were quite poor people. The man had
done his work for the Fatherland, and yet beyond all that had been able to
afford all those little knickknacks that make a home so pleasant and that
in their humble little way were luxury. And while the Kaiser looked the
two young children laughed as they played on the floor, not seeing that
face at the window.
Why! Look at the helmet. That was lucky. A bullet hole right through the
front of it. That must have gone very close to the man's head. How ever
did it get through? It must have glanced upwards as bullets sometimes do.
The hole was quite low in the helmet. It would be dreadful to have bullets
coming by close like that. The firelight flickered, and the lamp shone on,
and the children played on the floor, and the man was smoking out of a
china pipe; he was strong and able and young, one of the wealth-winners of
"Have you seen?" said the phantom.
"Yes," said the Kaiser. It was well, he thought, that a Kaiser should see
how his people lived.
At once the fire went out and the lamp faded away, the room fell sombrely
into neglect and squalor, and the soldier and the children faded away with
the room; all disappeared phantasmally, and nothing remained but the
helmet in a kind of glow on the wall, and the woman sitting all by herself
in the darkness.
"It has all gone," said the Kaiser.
"It has never been," said the phantom.
The Kaiser looked again. Yes, there was nothing there, it was just a
vision. There were the grey walls all damp and uncared for, and that
helmet standing out solid and round, like the only real thing among
fancies. No, it had never been. It was just a vision.
"It might have been," said the phantom.
Might have been? How might it have been?
"Come," said the phantom.
They drifted away down a little lane that in summer would have had roses,
and came to an Uhlan's house; in times of peace a small farmer. Farm
buildings in good repair showed even in the night, and the black shapes of
haystacks; again a well-kept garden lay by the house. The phantom and the
Kaiser stood in the garden; before them a window glowed in a lamplit room.
"Look," said the phantom.
The Kaiser looked again and saw a young couple; the woman played with a
baby, and all was prosperous in the merry room. Again the hard-won wealth
of Germany shone out for all to see, the cosy comfortable furniture spoke
of acres well cared for, spoke of victory in the struggle with the seasons
on which wealth of nations depends.
"It might have been," said the phantom. Again the fire died out and the
merry scene faded away, leaving a melancholy, ill-kept room, with poverty
and mourning haunting dusty corners and the woman sitting alone.
"Why do you show me this?" said the Kaiser. "Why do you show me these
"Come," said the phantom.
"What is it?" said the Kaiser. "Where are you bringing me?"
"Come," said the phantom.
They went from window to window, from land to land. You had seen, had you
been out that night in Germany, and able to see visions, an imperious
figure passing from place to place, looking on many scenes. He looked on
them, and families withered away, and happy scenes faded, and the phantom
said to him "Come." He expostulated but obeyed; and so they went from
window to window of hundreds of farms in Prussia, till they came to the
Prussian border and went on into Saxony; and always you would have heard,
could you hear spirits speak, "It might have been," "It might have been,"
repeated from window to window.
They went down through Saxony, heading for Austria. And for long the
Kaiser kept that callous, imperious look. But at last he, even he, at last
he nearly wept. And the phantom turned then and swept him back over
Saxony, and into Prussia again and over the sentries' heads, back to his
comfortable bed where it was so hard to sleep.
And though they had seen thousands of merry homes, homes that can never be
merry now, shrines of perpetual mourning; though they had seen thousands
of smiling German children, who will never be born now, but were only the
visions of hopes blasted by him; for all the leagues over which he had
been so ruthlessly hurried, dawn was yet barely breaking.
He had looked on the first few thousand homes of which he had robbed all
time, and which he must see with his eyes before he may go hence. The
first night of the Kaiser's punishment was accomplished.
The English Spirit
By the end of the South African war Sergeant Cane had got one thing very
well fixed in his mind, and that was that war was an overrated amusement.
He said he "was fed up with it," partly because that misused metaphor was
then new, partly because every one was saying it: he felt it right down in
his bones, and he had a long memory. So when wonderful rumours came to the
East Anglian village where he lived, on August 1, 1914, Sergeant Cane
said: "That means war," and decided then and there to have nothing to do
with it: it was somebody else's turn; he felt he had done enough. Then
came August 4th, and England true to her destiny, and then Lord
Kitchener's appeal for men. Sergeant Cane had a family to look after and a
nice little house: he had left the army ten years.
In the next week all the men went who had been in the army before, all
that were young enough, and a good sprinkling of the young men too who had
never been in the army. Men asked Cane if he was going, and he said
straight out "No."
By the middle of August Cane was affecting the situation. He was a little
rallying point for men who did not want to go. "He knows what it's like,"
In the smoking room of the Big House sat the Squire and his son, Arthur
Smith; and Sir Munion Boomer-Platt, the Member for the division. The
Squire's son had been in the last war as a boy, and like Sergeant Cane had
left the army since. All the morning he had been cursing an imaginary
general, seated in the War Office at an imaginary desk with Smith's own
letter before him, in full view but unopened. Why on earth didn't he
answer it, Smith thought. But he was calmer now, and the Squire and Sir
Munion were talking of Sergeant Cane.
"Leave him to me," said Sir Munion.
"Very well," said the Squire. So Sir Munion Boomer-Platt went off and
called on Sergeant Cane.
Mrs Cane knew what he had come for.
"Don't let him talk you over, Bill," she said.
"Not he," said Sergeant Cane.
Sir Munion came on Sergeant Cane in his garden.
"A fine day," said Sir Munion. And from that he went on to the war. "If
you enlist," he said, "they will make you a sergeant again at once. You
will get a sergeant's pay, and your wife will get the new separation
"Sooner have Cane," said Mrs Cane.
"Yes, yes, of course," said Sir Munion. "But then there is the medal,
probably two or three medals, and the glory of it, and it is such a
Sir Munion did warm to a thing whenever he began to hear his own words. He
painted war as it has always been painted, one of the most beautiful
things you could imagine. And then it mustn't be supposed that it was like
those wars that there used to be, a long way off. There would be houses
where you would be billeted, and good food, and shady trees and villages
wherever you went. And it was such an opportunity of seeing the Continent
("the Continent as it really is," Sir Munion called it) as would never
come again, and he only wished he were younger. Sir Munion really did wish
it, as he spoke, for his own words stirred him profoundly; but somehow or
other they did not stir Sergeant Cane. No, he had done his share, and he
had a family to look after.
Sir Munion could not understand him: he went back to the Big House and
said so. He had told him all the advantages he could think of that were
there to be had for the asking, and Sergeant Cane merely neglected them.
"Let me have a try," said Arthur Smith. "He soldiered with me before."
Sir Munion shrugged his shoulders. He had all the advantages at his
fingers' ends, from pay to billeting: there was nothing more to be said.
Nevertheless young Smith went.
"Hullo, Sergeant Cane," said Smith.
"Hello, sir," said the sergeant.
"Do you remember that night at Reit River?"
"Don't I, sir," said Cane.
"One blanket each and no ground sheet?"
"I remember, sir," said Cane.
"Didn't it rain," said Smith.
"It rained that night, proper."
"Drowned a few of the lice, I suppose."
"Not many," said Cane.
"No, not many," Smith reflected. "The Boers had the range all right that
"Gave it us proper," said Cane.
"We were hungry that night," said Smith. "I could have eaten biltong."
"I did eat some of it," said Cane. "Not bad stuff, what there was of it,
only not enough."
"I don't think," said Smith, "that I've ever slept on the bare earth
"No, sir?" said Cane. "It's hard. You get used to it. But it will always
"Yes, it will always be hard," said Smith. "Do you remember the time we
"Oh, yes, sir," said Cane, "I remember that. One doesn't forget that."
"No. I still dream of it sometimes," said Smith. "It makes a nasty dream.
I wake with my mouth all dry too, when I dream that."
"Yes," said Cane, "one doesn't forget being thirsty."
"Well," said Smith, "I suppose we're for it all over again?"
"I suppose so, sir," said Cane.
An Investigation Into the Causes and Origin of the War
The German imperial barber has been called up. He must have been called up
quite early in the war. I have seen photographs in papers that leave no
doubt of that. Who he is I do not know: I once read his name in an article
but have forgotten it; few even know if he still lives. And yet what harm
he has done! What vast evils he has unwittingly originated! Many years ago
he invented a frivolity, a jeu d'esprit easily forgivable to an artist in
the heyday of his youth, to whom his art was new and even perhaps
wonderful. A craft, of course, rather than an art, and a humble craft at
that; but then, the man was young, and what will not seem wonderful to
He must have taken the craft very seriously, but as youth takes things
seriously, fantastically and with laughter. He must have determined to
outshine rivals: he must have gone away and thought, burning candles late
perhaps, when all the palace was still. But how can youth think seriously?
And there had come to him this absurd, this fantastical conceit. What else
would have come? The more seriously he took the tonsorial art, the more he
studied its tricks and phrases and heard old barbers lecture, the more
sure were the imps of youth to prompt him to laughter and urge him to
something outrageous and ridiculous. The background of the dull pomp of
Potsdam must have made all this more certain. It was bound to come.
And so one day, or, as I have suggested, suddenly late one night, there
came to the young artist bending over tonsorial books that quaint, mad,
odd, preposterous inspiration. Ah, what pleasure there is in the madness
of youth; it is not like the madness of age, clinging to outworn formulę;
it is the madness of breaking away, of galloping among precipices, of
dallying with the impossible, of courting the absurd. And this
inspiration, it was in none of the books; the lecturer barbers had not
lectured on it, could not dream of it and did not dare to; there was no
tradition for it, no precedent; it was mad; and to introduce it into the
pomp of Potsdam, that was the daring of madness. And this preposterous
inspiration of the absurd young barber-madman was nothing less than a
moustache that without any curve at all, or any suggestion of sanity,
should go suddenly up at the ends very nearly as high as the eyes!
He must have told his young fellow craftsmen first, for youth goes first
to youth with its hallucinations. And they, what could they have said? You
cannot say of madness that it is mad, you cannot call absurdity absurd. To
have criticized would have revealed jealousy; and as for praise you could
not praise a thing like that. They probably shrugged, made gestures; and
perhaps one friend warned him. But you cannot warn a man against a
madness; if the madness is in possession it will not be warned away: why
should it? And then perhaps he went to the old barbers of the Court. You
can picture their anger. Age does not learn from youth in any case. But
there was the insult to their ancient craft, bad enough if only imagined,
but here openly spoken of. And what would come of it? They must have
feared, on the one hand, dishonour to their craft if this young barber
were treated as his levity deserved; and, on the other hand, could they
have feared his success? I think they could not have guessed it.
And then the young idiot with his preposterous inspiration must have
looked about to see where he could practise his new absurdity. It should
have been enough to have talked about it among his fellow barbers; they
would have gone with new zest to their work next day for this delirious
interlude, and no harm would have been done. "Fritz," (or Hans) they would
have said, "was a bit on last night, a bit full up," or whatever phrase
they use to touch on drunkenness; and the thing would have been forgotten.
We all have our fancies. But this young fool wanted to get his fancy mixed
up with practice: that's where he was mad. And in Potsdam, of all places.
He probably tried his friends first, young barbers at the Court and others
of his own standing. None of them were fools enough to be seen going about
like that. They had jobs to lose. A Court barber is one thing, a man who
cuts ordinary hair is quite another. Why should they become outcasts
because their friend chose to be mad?
He probably tried his inferiors then, but they would have been timid folk;
they must have seen the thing was absurd, and of course daren't risk it.
Again, why should they?
Did he try to get some noble then to patronize his invention? Probably the
first refusals he had soon inflamed his madness more, and he threw caution
insanely to the winds, and went straight to the Emperor.
It was probably about the time that the Emperor dismissed Bismarck;
certainly the drawings of that time show him still with a sane moustache.
The young barber probably chanced on him in this period, finding him
bereft of an adviser, and ready to be swayed by whatever whim should come.
Perhaps he was attracted by the barber's hardihood, perhaps the absurdity
of his inspiration had some fascination for him, perhaps he merely saw
that the thing was new and, feeling jaded, let the barber have his way.
And so the frivolity became a fact, the absurdity became visible, and
honour and riches came the way of the barber.
A small thing, you might say, however fantastical. And yet I believe the
absurdity of that barber to be among the great evils that have brought
death nearer to man; whimsical and farcical as it was, yet a thing
deadlier than Helen's beauty or Tamerlane's love of skulls. For just as
character is outwardly shown so outward things react upon the character;
and who, with that daring barber's ludicrous fancy visible always on his
face, could quite go the sober way of beneficent monarchs? The fantasy
must be mitigated here, set off there; had you such a figure to dress, say
for amateur theatricals, you would realize the difficulty. The heavy
silver eagle to balance it; the glittering cuirass lower down, preventing
the eye from dwelling too long on the barber's absurdity. And then the
pose to go with the cuirass and to carry off the wild conceit of that mad,
mad barber. He has much to answer for, that eccentric man whose name so
few remember. For pose led to actions; and just when Europe most needed a
man of wise counsels, restraining the passions of great empires, just then
she had ruling over Germany and, unhappily, dominating Austria, a man who
every year grew more akin to the folly of that silly barber's youthful
Let us forgive the barber. For long I have known from pictures that I have
seen of the Kaiser that he has gone to the trenches. Probably he is dead.
Let us forgive the barber. But let us bear in mind that the futile fancies
of youth may be deadly things, and that one of them falling on a fickle
mind may so stir its shallows as to urge it to disturb and set in motion
the avalanches of illimitable grief.
Describing a visit, say the papers of March 28th, which the Kaiser paid
incognito to Cologne Cathedral on March 18th before the great battle, the
Cologne correspondent of the Tyd says:
There were only a few persons in the building. Under high arches and in
spacious solitude the Kaiser sat, as if in deep thought, before the
priests' choir. Behind him his military staff stood respectfully at a
distance. Still musing as he rose, the monarch resting both hands on his
walking-stick remains standing immovable for some minutes... I shall never
forget this picture of the musing monarch praying in Cologne Cathedral on
the eve of the great battle.
Probably he won't forget it. The German casualty lists will help to remind
him. But what is more to the point is that this expert propagandist has
presumably received orders that we are not to forget it, and that the
sinister originator of the then impending holocaust should be toned down a
little in the eyes at least of the Tyd to something a little more amiable.
And no doubt the little piece of propaganda gave every satisfaction to
those who ordered it, or they would not have passed it out to the Tyd, and
the touching little scene would never have reached our eyes. At the same
time the little tale would have been better suited to the psychology of
other countries if he had made the War Lord kneel when he prayed in
Cologne Cathedral, and if he had represented the Military Staff as
standing out of respect to One who, outside Germany, is held in greater
respect than the All Highest.
And had the War Lord really knelt is it not possible that he might have
found pity, humility, or even contrition? Things easily overlooked in so
large a cathedral when sitting erect, as a War Lord, before the priests'
choir, but to be noticed perhaps with one's eyes turned to the ground.
Perhaps he nearly found one of those things. Perhaps he felt (who knows?)
just for a moment, that in the dimness of those enormous aisles was
something he had lost a long, long while ago.
One is not mistaken to credit the very bad with feeling far, faint appeals
from things of glory like Cologne Cathedral; it is that the appeals come
to them too far and faint on their headlong descent to ruin.
For what was the War Lord seeking? Did he know that pity for his poor
slaughtered people, huddled by him on to our ceaseless machine guns, might
be found by seeking there? Or was it only that the lost thing, whatever it
was, made that faint appeal to him, passing the door by chance, and drew
him in, as the scent of some herb or flower in a moment draws us back
years to look for something lost in our youth; we gaze back, wondering,
and do not find it.
And to think that perhaps he lost it by very little! That, but for that
proud attitude and the respectful staff, he might have seen what was lost,
and have come out bringing pity for his people. Might have said to the
crowd that gave him that ovation, as we read, outside the door: "My pride
has driven you to this needless war, my ambition has made a sacrifice of
millions, but it is over, and it shall be no more; I will make no more
They would have killed him. But for that renunciation, perhaps, however
late, the curses of the widows of his people might have kept away from his
But he did not find it. He sat at prayer. Then he stood. Then he marched
out: and his staff marched out behind him. And in the gloom of the floor
of the vast Cologne Cathedral lie the things that the Kaiser did not find
and never will find now. Unnoticed thus, and in some silent moment, passes
a man's last chance.
The Last Mirage
The desolation that the German offensive has added to the dominions of the
Kaiser cannot easily be imagined by any one who has never seen a desert.
Look at it on the map and it is full of the names of towns and villages;
it is in Europe, where there are no deserts; it is a fertile province
among places of famous names. Surely it is a proud addition to an
ambitious monarch's possessions. Surely there is something there that it
is worth while to have conquered at the cost of army corps. No, nothing.
They are mirage towns. The farms grow Dead Sea fruit. France recedes
before the imperial clutch. France smiles, but not for him. His new towns
seem to be his because their names have not yet been removed from any map,
but they crumble at his approach because France is not for him. His deadly
ambition makes a waste before it as it goes, clutching for cities. It
comes to them and the cities are not there.
I have seen mirages and have heard others told of, but the best mirages of
all we never hear described; the mirage that waterless travellers see at
the last. Those fountains rising out of onyx basins, blue and straight
into incredible heights, and falling and flooding cool white marble; the
haze of spray above their feathery heads through which the pale green
domes of weathered copper shimmer and shake a little; mysterious temples,
the tombs of unknown kings; the cataracts coming down from rose-quartz
cliffs, far off but seen quite clearly, growing to rivers bearing curious
barges to the golden courts of Sahara. These things we never see; they are
seen at the last by men who die of thirst.
Even so has the Kaiser looked at the smiling plains of France. Even so has
he looked on her famous ancient cities and the farms and the fertile
fields and the woods and orchards of Picardy. With effort and trouble he
has moved towards them. As he comes near to them the cities crumble, the
woods shrivel and fall, the farms fade out of Picardy, even the hedgerows
go; it is bare, bare desert. He had been sure of Paris, he had dreamed of
Versailles and some monstrous coronation, he had thought his insatiable
avarice would be sated. For he had plotted for conquest of the world, that
boundless greed of his goading him on as a man in the grip of thirst
broods upon lakes.
He sees victory near him now. That also will fade in the desert of old
barbed wire and weeds. When will he see that a doom is over all his
ambitions? For his dreams of victory are like those last dreams that come
in deceptive deserts to dying men.
There is nothing good for him in the desert of the Somme. Bapaume is not
really there, though it be marked on his maps; it is only a wilderness of
slates and brick. Peronne looks like a city a long way off, but when you
come near it is only the shells of houses. Pozičre, Le Sars, Sapigny, are
And all is Dead Sea fruit in a visible desert. The reports of German
victories there are mirage like all the rest; they too will fade into
weeds and old barbed wire.
And the advances that look like victories, and the ruins that look like
cities, and the shell-beaten broken fields that look like farms,—they
and the dreams of conquest and all the plots and ambitions, they are all
the mirage of a dying dynasty in a desert it made for its doom.
Bones lead up to the desert, bones are scattered about it, it is the most
menacing and calamitous waste of all the deadly places that have been
inclement to man. It flatters the Hohenzollerns with visions of victory
now because they are doomed by it and are about to die. When their race
has died the earth shall smile again, for their deadly mirage shall
oppress us no more. The cities shall rise again and the farms come back;
hedgerows and orchards shall be seen again; the woods shall slowly lift
their heads from the dust; and gardens shall come again where the desert
was, to bloom in happier ages that forget the Hohenzollerns.
A Famous Man
Last winter a famous figure walked in Behagnies. Soldiers came to see him
from their billets all down the Arras road, from Ervillers and from
Sapigny, and from the ghosts of villages back from the road, places that
once were villages but are only names now. They would walk three or four
miles, those who could not get lorries, for his was one of those names
that all men know, not such a name as a soldier or poet may win, but a
name that all men know. They used to go there at evening.
Four miles away on the left as you went from Ervillers, the guns mumbled
over the hills, low hills over which the Verys from the trenches put up
their heads and peered around,—greeny, yellowy heads that turned the
sky sickly, and the clouds lit up and went grey again all the night long.
As you got near to Behagnies you lost sight of the Verys, but the guns
mumbled on. A silly little train used to run on one's left, which used to
whistle loudly, as though it asked to be shelled, but I never saw a shell
coming its way; perhaps it knew that the German gunners could not
calculate how slow it went. It crossed the road as you got down to
You passed the graves of two or three German soldiers with their names on
white wooden crosses,—men killed in 1914; and then a little cemetery
of a French cavalry regiment, where a big cross stood in the middle with a
wreath and a tricolor badge, and the names of the men. And then one saw
trees. That was always a wonder, whether one saw their dark shapes in the
evening, or whether one saw them by day, and knew from the look of their
leaves whether autumn had come yet, or gone. In winter at evening one just
saw the black bulk of them, but that was no less marvellous than seeing
them green in summer; trees by the side of the Arras-Bapaume road, trees
in mid-desert in the awful region of Somme. There were not many of them,
just a cluster, fewer than the date palms in an oasis in Sahara, but an
oasis is an oasis wherever you find it, and a few trees make it. There are
little places here and there, few enough as the Arabs know, that the
Sahara's deadly sand has never been able to devastate; and there are
places even in the Somme that German malice, obeying the Kaiser as the
sand of Sahara obeys the accursed sirocco, has not been able to destroy
quite to the uttermost. That little cluster of trees at Behagnies is one
of these; Divisional Headquarters used to shelter beneath them; and near
them was a statue on a lawn which probably stood by the windows of some
fine house, though there is no trace of the house but the lawn and that
And over the way on the left a little further on, just past the officers'
club, a large hall stood where one saw that famous figure, whom officers
and men alike would come so far to see.
The hall would hold perhaps four or five hundred seats in front of a stage
fitted up very simply with red, white and blue cloths, but fitted up by
some one that understood the job; and at the back of that stage on those
winter evenings walked on his flat and world-renowned feet the figure of
When aėroplanes came over bombing, the dynamos used to stop for they
supplied light to other places besides the cinema, and the shade of
Charlie Chaplin would fade away. But the men would wait till the
aėroplanes had gone and that famous figure came waddling back to the
screen. There he amused tired men newly come from the trenches, there he
brought laughter to most of the twelve days that they had out of the line.
He is gone from Behagnies now. He did not march in the retreat a little
apart from the troops, with head bent forward and hand thrust in jacket, a
flat-footed Napoleon: yet he is gone; for no one would have left behind
for the enemy so precious a thing as a Charlie Chaplin film. He is gone
but he will return. He will come with his cane one day along that Arras
road to the old hut in Behagnies; and men dressed in brown will welcome
him there again.
He will pass beyond it through those desolate plains, and over the hills
beyond them, beyond Bapaume. Far hamlets to the east will know his antics.
And one day surely, in old familiar garb, without court dress, without
removing his hat, armed with that flexible cane, he will walk over the
faces of the Prussian Guard and, picking up the Kaiser by the collar, with
infinite nonchalance in finger and thumb, will place him neatly in a prone
position and solemnly sit on his chest.
The Oases of Death
While the German guns were pounding Amiens and the battle of dull
Prussianism against Liberty raged on, they buried Richthofen in the
They had laid him in a large tent with his broken machine outside it.
Thence British airmen carried him to the quiet cemetery, and he was buried
among the cypresses in this old resting place of French generations just
as though he had come there bringing no harm to France.
Five wreaths were on his coffin, placed there by those who had fought
against him up in the air. And under the wreaths on the coffin was spread
the German flag.
When the funeral service was over three volleys were fired by the escort,
and a hundred aviators paid their last respects to the grave of their
greatest enemy; for the chivalry that the Prussians have driven from earth
and sea lives on in the blue spaces of the air.
They buried Richthofen at evening, and the planes came droning home as
they buried him, and the German guns roared on and guns answered,
defending Amiens. And in spite of all, the cemetery had the air of quiet,
remaining calm and aloof, as all French graveyards are. For they seem to
have no part in the cataclysm that shakes all the world but them; they
seem to withdraw amongst memories and to be aloof from time, and, above
all, to be quite untroubled by the war that rages to-day, upon which they
appear to look out listlessly from among their cypress and yew, and dimly,
down a vista of centuries. They are very strange, these little oases of
death that remain unmoved and green with their trees still growing, in the
midst of a desolation as far as the eye can see, in which cities and
villages and trees and hedges and farms and fields and churches are all
gone, and where hugely broods a desert. It is as though Death, stalking up
and down through France for four years, sparing nothing, had recognized
for his own his little gardens, and had spared only them.
"We need a sea," says Big-Admiral von Tirpitz, "freed of Anglo-Saxon
tyranny." Unfortunately neither the British Admiralty nor the American
Navy permit us to know how much of the Anglo-Saxon tyranny is done by
American destroyers and how much by British ships and even trawler. It
would interest both countries to know, if it could be known. But the
Big-Admiral is unjust to France, for the French navy exerts a tyranny at
sea that can by no means be overlooked, although naturally from her
position in front of the mouth of the Elbe England practises the
culminating insupportable tyranny of keeping the High Seas Fleet in the
It is not I, but the Big-Admiral, who chose the word tyranny as
descriptive of the activities of the Anglo-Saxon navies. He was making a
speech at Dusseldorf on May 25th and was reported in the Dusseldorfer
Nachrichten on May 27th.
Naturally it does not seem like tyranny to us, even the contrary; but for
an admiral, ein Grosse-Admiral, lately commanding a High Seas Fleet, it
must have been more galling than we perhaps can credit to be confined in a
canal. There was he, who should have been breasting the blue, or at any
rate doing something salty and nautical, far out in the storms of that sea
that the Germans call an Ocean, with the hurricane raging angrily in his
whiskers and now and then wafting tufts of them aloft to white the
halyards; there was he constrained to a command the duties of which
however nobly he did them could be equally well carried out by any
respectable bargee. He hoped for a piracy of which the Lusitania was
merely a beginning; he looked for the bombardment of innumerable towns; he
pictured slaughter in many a hamlet of fishermen; he planned more than all
those things of which U-boat commanders are guilty; he saw himself a
murderous old man, terrible to seafarers, and a scourge of the coasts, and
fancied himself chronicled in after years by such as told dark tales of
Captain Kidd or the awful buccaneers; but he followed in the end no more
desperate courses than to sit and watch his ships on a wharf near Kiel
like one of Jacob's night watchmen.
No wonder that what appears to us no more than the necessary protection of
women and children in seacoast towns from murder should be to him an
intolerable tyranny. No wonder that the guarding of travellers of the
allied countries at sea, and even those of the neutrals, should be a most
galling thing to the Big-Admiral's thwarted ambition, looking at it from
the point of view of one who to white-whiskered age has retained the
schoolboy's natural love of the black and yellow flag. A pirate, he would
say, has as much right to live as wasps or tigers. The Anglo-Saxon navies,
he might argue, have a certain code of rules for use at sea; they let
women get first into the boats, for instance, when ships are sinking, and
they rescue drowning mariners when they can: no actual harm in all this,
he would feel, though it would weaken you, as Hindenburg said of poetry;
but if all these little rules are tyrannously enforced on those who may
think them silly, what is to become of the pirate? Where, if people like
Beattie and Sims had always had their way, would be those rollicking tales
of the jolly Spanish Main, and men walking the plank into the big blue
sea, and long, low, rakish craft putting in to Indian harbours with a
cargo of men and women all hung from the yard-arm? A melancholy has come
over the spirit of Big-Admiral von Tirpitz in the years he has spent in
the marshes between the Elbe and Kiel, and in that melancholy he sees
romance crushed; he sees no more pearl earrings and little gold rings in
the hold, he sees British battleships spoiling the Spanish Main, and
hateful American cruisers in the old Sargasso Sea; he sees himself, alas,
the last of all the pirates.
Let him take comfort. There were always pirates. And in spite of the
tyranny of England and America, and of France, which the poor old man
perplexed with his troubles forgot, there will be pirates still. Not many
perhaps, but enough U-boats will always be able to slip through that
tyrannous blockade to spread indiscriminate slaughter amongst the
travellers of any nation, enough to hand on the old traditions of murder
at sea. And one day Captain Kidd, with such a bow as they used to make in
ports of the Spanish Main, will take off his ancient hat, sweeping it low
in Hell, and be proud to clasp the hand of the Lord of the Kiel Canal.
... far-off things
And battles long ago.
Those who live in an old house are necessarily more concerned with paying
the plumber, should his art be required, or choosing wall paper that does
not clash with the chintzes, than with the traditions that may haunt its
corridors. In Ireland,—and no one knows how old that is, for the
gods that lived there before the Red Branch came wrote few chronicles on
the old grey Irish stones and wrote in their own language,—in
Ireland we are more concerned with working it so that Tim Flanagan gets
the job he does be looking for.
But in America those who remember Ireland remember her, very often, from
old generations; maybe their grandfather migrated, perhaps his
grandfather, and Ireland is remembered by old tales treasured among them.
Now Tim Flanagan will not be remembered in a year's time when he has the
job for which he has got us to agitate, and the jobberies that stir us
move not the pen of History.
But the tales that Irish generations hand down beyond the Atlantic have to
be tales that are worth remembering. They are tales that have to stand the
supreme test, tales that a child will listen to by the fireside of an
evening, so that they go down with those early remembered evenings that
are last of all to go of the memories of a lifetime. A tale that a child
will listen to must have much grandeur. Any cheap stuff will do for us,
bad journalism, and novels by girls that could get no other jobs; but a
child looks for those things in a tale that are simple and noble and epic,
the things that Earth remembers. And so they tell, over there, tales of
Sarsfield and of the old Irish Brigade; they tell, of an evening, of Owen
Roe O'Neill. And into those tales come the plains of Flanders again and
the ancient towns of France, towns famous long ago and famous yet: let us
rather think of them as famous names and not as the sad ruins we have
seen, melancholy by day and monstrous in the moonlight.
Many an Irishman who sails from America for those historic lands knows
that the old trees that stand there have their roots far down in soil once
richened by Irish blood. When the Boyne was lost and won, and Ireland had
lost her King, many an Irishman with all his wealth in a scabbard looked
upon exile as his sovereign's court. And so they came to the lands of
foreign kings, with nothing to offer for the hospitality that was given
them but a sword; and it usually was a sword with which kings were well
content. Louis XV had many of them, and was glad to have them at Fontenoy;
the Spanish King admitted them to the Golden Fleece; they defended Maria
Theresa. Landen in Flanders and Cremona knew them. A volume were needed to
tell of all those swords; more than one Muse has remembered them. It was
not disloyalty that drove them forth; their King was gone, they followed,
the oak was smitten and brown were the leaves of the tree.
But no such mournful metaphor applies to the men who march to-day towards
the plains where the "Wild Geese" were driven. They go with no country
mourning them, but their whole land cheers them on; they go to the
inherited battlefields. And there is this difference in their attitude to
kings, that those knightly Irishmen of old, driven homeless over-sea,
appeared as exiles suppliant for shelter before the face of the Grand
Monarch, and he, no doubt with exquisite French grace, gave back to them
all they had lost except what was lost forever, salving so far as he could
the injustice suffered by each. But to-day when might, for its turn, is in
the hands of democracies, the men whose fathers built the Statue of
Liberty have left their country to bring back an exiled king to his home,
and to right what can be righted of the ghastly wrongs of Flanders.
And if men's prayers are heard, as many say, old saints will hear old
supplications going up by starlight with a certain wistful, musical
intonation that has linked the towns of Limerick and Cork with the fields
of Flanders before.
For many years Eliphaz Griggs was comparatively silent. Not that he did
not talk on all occasions whenever he could find hearers, he did that at
great length; but for many years he addressed no public meeting, and was
no part of the normal life of the northeast end of Hyde Park or Trafalgar
Square. And then one day he was talking in a public house where he had
gone to talk on the only subject that was dear to him. He waited, as was
his custom, until five or six men were present, and then he began. "Ye're
all damned, I'm saying, damned from the day you were born. Your portion is
And on that day there happened what had never happened in his experience
before. Men used to listen in a tolerant way, and say little over their
beer, for that is the English custom; and that would be all. But to-day a
man rose up with flashing eyes and went over to Eliphaz and gripped him by
the hand: "They're all damned," said the stranger.
That was the turning point in the life of Eliphaz. Up to that moment he
had been a lonely crank, and men thought he was queer; but now there were
two of them and he became a Movement. A Movement in England may do what it
likes: there was a Movement, before the War, for spoiling tulips in Kew
Gardens and breaking church windows; it had its run like the rest.
The name of Eliphaz's new friend was Ezekiel Pim: and they drew up rules
for their Movement almost at once; and very soon country inns knew Eliphaz
no more. And for some while they missed him where he used to drop in of an
evening to tell them they were all damned: and then a man proved one day
that the earth was flat, and they all forgot Eliphaz.
But Eliphaz went to Hyde Park and Ezekiel Pim went with him, and there you
would see them close to the Marble Arch on any fine Sunday afternoon,
preaching their Movement to the people of London. "You are all damned,"
said Eliphaz. "Your portion shall be damnation for everlasting."
"All damned," added Ezekiel.
Eliphaz was the orator. He would picture Hell to you as it really is. He
made you see pretty much what it will be like to wriggle and turn and
squirm, and never escape from burning. But Ezekiel Pim, though he seldom
said more than three words, uttered those words with such alarming
sincerity and had such a sure conviction shining in his eyes that searched
right in your face as he said them, and his long hair waved so weirdly as
his head shot forward when he said "You're all damned," that Ezekiel Pim
brought home to you that the vivid descriptions of Eliphaz really applied
People who lead bad lives get their sensibilities hardened. These did not
care very much what Eliphaz said. But girls at school, and several
governesses, and even some young clergy, were very much affected. Eliphaz
Griggs and Ezekiel Pim seemed to bring Hell so near to you. You could
almost feel it baking the Marble Arch from two to four on Sundays. And at
four o'clock the Surbiton Branch of the International Anarchists used to
come along, and Eliphaz Griggs and Ezekiel Pim would pack up their flag
and go, for the pitch belonged to the Surbiton people till six; and the
crank Movements punctiliously recognize each other's rights. If they
fought among themselves, which is quite unthinkable, the police would run
them in; it is the one thing that an anarchist in England may never do.
When the War came the two speakers doubled their efforts. The way they
looked at it was that here was a counter-attraction taking people's minds
off the subject of their own damnation just as they had got them to think
about it. Eliphaz worked as he had never worked before; he spared nobody;
but it was still Ezekiel Pim who somehow brought it most home to them.
One fine spring afternoon Eliphaz Griggs was speaking at his usual place
and time; he had wound himself up wonderfully. "You are damned," he was
saying, "for ever and ever and ever. Your sins have found you out. Your
filthy lives will be as fuel round you and shall burn for ever and ever."
"Look here," said a Canadian soldier in the crowd, "we shouldn't allow
that in Ottawa."
"What?" asked an English girl.
"Why, telling us we're all damned like that," he said.
"Oh, this is England," she said. "They may all say what they like here."
"You are all damned," said Ezekiel, jerking forward his head and shoulders
till his hair flapped out behind. "All, all, all damned."
"I'm damned if I am," said the Canadian soldier.
"Ah," said Ezekiel, and a sly look came into his face.
Eliphaz flamed on. "Your sins are remembered. Satan shall grin at you. He
shall heap cinders on you for ever and ever. Woe to you, filthy livers.
Woe to you, sinners. Hell is your portion. There shall be none to grieve
for you. You shall dwell in torment for ages. None shall be spared, not
one. Woe everlasting... Oh, I beg pardon, gentlemen, I'm sure." For the
Pacifists' League had been kept waiting three minutes. It was their turn
to-day at four.
The claim of Professor Grotius Jan Beek to have discovered, or learned,
the language of the greater apes has been demonstrated clearly enough. He
is not the original discoverer of the fact that they have what may be said
to correspond with a language; nor is he the first man to have lived for
some while in the jungle protected by wooden bars, with a view to
acquiring some knowledge of the meaning of the various syllables that
gorillas appear to utter. If so crude a collection of sounds, amounting to
less than a hundred words, if words they are, may be called a language, it
may be admitted that the Professor has learned it, as his recent
experiments show. What he has not proved is his assertion that he has
actually conversed with a gorilla, or by signs, or grunts, or any means
whatever obtained an insight, as he put it, into its mentality, or, as we
should put it, its point of view. This Professor Beek claims to have done;
and though he gives us a certain plausible corroboration of a kind which
makes his story appear likely, it should be borne in mind that it is not
of the nature of proof.
The Professor's story is briefly that having acquired this language, which
nobody that has witnessed his experiments will call in question, he went
back to the jungle for a week, living all the time in the ordinary
explorer's cage of the Blik pattern. Towards the very end of the week a
big male gorilla came by, and the Professor attracted it by the one word
"Food." It came, he says, close to the cage, and seemed prepared to talk
but became very angry on seeing a man there, and beat the cage and would
say nothing. The Professor says that he asked it why it was angry. He
admits that he had learned no more than forty words of this language, but
believes that there are perhaps thirty more. Much however is expressed, as
he says, by mere intonation. Anger, for instance; and scores of allied
words, such as terrible, frightful, kill, whether noun, verb or adjective,
are expressed, he says, by a mere growl. Nor is there any word for "Why,"
but queries are signified by the inflexion of the voice.
When he asked it why it was angry the gorilla said that men killed him,
and added a noise that the professor said was evidently meant to allude to
guns. The only word used, he says, in this remark of the gorilla's was the
word that signified "man." The sentence as understood by the professor
amounted to "Man kill me. Guns." But the word "kill" was represented
simply by a snarl, "me" by slapping its chest, and "guns" as I have
explained was only represented by a noise. The Professor believes that
ultimately a word for guns may be evolved out of that noise, but thinks
that it will take many centuries, and that if during that time guns should
cease to be in use, this stimulus being withdrawn, the word will never be
evolved at all, nor of course will it be needed.
The Professor tried, by evincing interest, ignorance, and incredulity, and
even indignation, to encourage the gorilla to say more; but to his
disappointment, all the more intense after having exchanged that one word
of conversation with one of the beasts, the gorilla only repeated what it
had said, and beat on the cage again. For half an hour this went on, the
Professor showing every sign of sympathy, the gorilla raging and beating
upon the cage.
It was half an hour of the most intense excitement to the Professor,
during which time he saw the realization of dreams that many considered
crazy, glittering as it were within his grasp, and all the while this
ridiculous gorilla would do nothing but repeat the mere shred of a
sentence and beat the cage with its great hands; and the heat of course
was intense. And by the end of the half hour the excitement and the heat
seem to have got the better of the Professor's temper, and he waved the
disgusting brute angrily away with a gesture that probably was not much
less impatient than the gorilla's own. And at that the animal suddenly
became voluble. He beat more furiously than ever upon the cage and slipped
his great fingers through the bars, trying to reach the Professor, and
poured out volumes of ape-chatter.
Why, why did men shoot at him, he asked. He made himself terrible,
therefore men ought to love him. That was the whole burden of what the
Professor calls its argument. "Me, me terrible," two slaps on the chest
and then a growl. "Man love me." And then the emphatic negative word, and
the sound that meant guns, and sudden furious rushes at the cage to try to
get at the Professor.
The gorilla, Professor Beek explains, evidently admired only strength;
whenever he said "I make myself terrible to Man," a sentence he often
repeated, he drew himself up and thrust out his huge chest and bared his
frightful teeth; and certainly, the Professor says, there was something
terribly grand about the menacing brute. "Me terrible," he repeated again
and again, "Me terrible. Sky, sun, stars with me. Man love me. Man love
me. No?" It meant that all the great forces of nature assisted him and his
terrible teeth, which he gnashed repeatedly, and that therefore man should
love him, and he opened his great jaws wide as he said this, showing all
the brutal force of them.
There was to my mind a genuine ring in Professor Beek's story, because he
was obviously so much more concerned, and really troubled, by the dreadful
depravity of this animal's point of view, or mentality as he called it,
than he was concerned with whether or not we believed what he had said.
And I mentioned that there was a circumstance in his story of a plausible
and even corroborative nature. It is this. Professor Beek, who noticed at
the time a bullet wound in the tip of the gorilla's left ear, by means of
which it was luckily identified, put his analysis of its mentality in
writing and showed it to several others, before he had any way of
accounting for the beast having such a mind.
Long afterwards it was definitely ascertained that this animal had been
caught when young on the slopes of Kilimanjaro and trained and even
educated, so far as such things are possible, by an eminent German
Professor, a persona grata at the Court of Berlin.
The Home of Herr Schnitzelhaaser
The guns in the town of Greinstein were faintly audible. The family of
Schnitzelhaaser lived alone there in mourning, an old man and old woman.
They never went out or saw any one, for they knew they could not speak as
though they did not mourn. They feared that their secret would escape
them. They had never cared for the war that the War Lord made. They no
longer cared what he did with it. They never read his speeches; they never
hung out flags when he ordered flags: they hadn't the heart to.
They had had four sons.
The lonely old couple would go as far as the shop for food. Hunger stalked
behind them. They just beat hunger every day, and so saw evening: but
there was nothing to spare. Otherwise they did not go out at all. Hunger
had been coming slowly nearer of late. They had nothing but the ration,
and the ration was growing smaller. They had one pig of their own, but the
law said you might not kill it. So the pig was no good to them.
They used to go and look at that pig sometimes when hunger pinched. But
more than that they did not dare to contemplate.
Hunger came nearer and nearer. The war was going to end by the first of
July. The War Lord was going to take Paris on this day and that would end
the war at once. But then the war was always going to end. It was going to
end in 1914, and their four sons were to have come home when the leaves
fell. The War Lord had promised that. And even if it did end, that would
not bring their four sons home now. So what did it matter what the War
It was thoughts like these that they knew they had to conceal. It was
because of thoughts like these that they did not trust themselves to go
out and see other people, for they feared that by their looks if by
nothing else, or by their silence or perhaps their tears, they might imply
a blasphemy against the All Highest. And hunger made one so hasty. What
might one not say? And so they stayed indoors.
But now. What would happen now? The War Lord was coming to Greinstein in
order to hear the guns. One officer of the staff was to be billeted in
their house. And what would happen now?
They talked the whole thing over. They must struggle and make an effort.
The officer would be there for one evening. He would leave in the morning
quite early in order to make things ready for the return to Potsdam: he
had charge of the imperial car. So for one evening they must be merry.
They would suppose, it was Herr Schnitzelhaaser's suggestion, they would
think all the evening that Belgium and France and Luxemburg all attacked
the Fatherland, and that the Kaiser, utterly unprepared, quite unprepared,
called on the Germans to defend their land against Belgium.
Yes, the old woman could imagine that; she could think it all the evening.
And then,—it was no use not being cheerful altogether,—then
one must imagine a little more, just for the evening: it would come quite
easy; one must think that the four boys were alive.
Hans too? (Hans was the youngest).
Yes, all four. Just for the evening.
But if the officer asks?
He will not ask. What are four soldiers?
So it was all arranged; and at evening the officer came. He brought his
own rations, so hunger came no nearer. Hunger just lay down outside the
door and did not notice the officer.
A this supper the officer began to talk. The Kaiser himself, he said, was
at the Schartzhaus.
"So," said Herr Schnitzelhaaser; "just over the way." So close. Such an
And indeed the shadow of the Schartzhaus darkened their garden in the
It was such an honour, said Frau Schnitzelhaaser too. And they began to
praise the Kaiser. So great a War Lord, she said; the most glorious war
there had ever been.
Of course, said the officer, it would end on the first of July.
Of course, said Frau Schnitzelhaaser. And so great an admiral, too. One
must remember that also. And how fortunate we were to have him: one must
not forget that. Had it not been for him the crafty Belgians would have
attacked the Fatherland, but they were struck down before they could do
it. So much better to prevent a bad deed like that than merely to punish
after. So wise. And had it not been for him, if it had not been for him...
The old man saw that she was breaking down and hastily he took up that
feverish praise. Feverish it was, for their hunger and bitter loss
affected their minds no less than illness does, and the things they did
they did hastily and intemperately. His praise of the War Lord raced on as
the officer ate. He spoke of him as of those that benefit man, as of
monarchs who bring happiness to their people. And now, he said, he is here
in the Schartzhaus beside us, listening to the guns just like a common
Finally the guns, as he spoke, coughed beyond ominous hills. Contentedly
the officer went on eating. He suspected nothing of the thoughts his host
and hostess were hiding. At last he went upstairs to bed.
As fierce exertion is easy to the fevered, so they had spoken; and it
wears them, so they were worn. The old woman wept when the officer went
out of hearing. But old Herr Schnitzelhaaser picked up a big butcher's
knife. "I will bear it no more," he said.
His wife watched him in silence as he went away with his knife. Out of the
house he went and into the night. Through the open door she saw nothing;
all was dark; even the Schartzhaus, where all was gay to-night, stood dark
for fear of aėroplanes. The old woman waited in silence.
When Herr Schnitzelhaaser returned there was blood on his knife.
"What have you done?" the old woman asked him quite calmly. "I have killed
our pig," he said.
She broke out then, all the more recklessly for the long restraint of the
evening; the officer must have heard her.
"We are lost! We are lost!" she cried. "We may not kill our pig. Hunger
has made you mad. You have ruined us."
"I will bear it no longer," he said. "I have killed our pig."
"But they will never let us eat it," she cried. "Oh, you have ruined us!"
"If you did not dare to kill our pig," he said, "why did you not stop me
when you saw me go? You saw me go with the knife?"
"I thought," she said, "you were going to kill the Kaiser."
A Deed of Mercy
As Hindenburg and the Kaiser came down, as we read, from Mont d'Hiver,
during the recent offensive, they saw on the edge of a crater two wounded
British soldiers. The Kaiser ordered that they should be cared for: their
wounds were bound up and they were given brandy, and brought round from
unconsciousness. That is the German account of it, and it may well be
true. It was a kindly act.
Probably had it not been for this the two men would have died among those
desolate craters; no one would have known, and no one could have been
blamed for it.
The contrast of this spark of imperial kindness against the gloom of the
background of the war that the Kaiser made is a pleasant thing to see,
even though it illuminates for only a moment the savage darkness in which
our days are plunged. It was a kindness that probably will long be
remembered to him. Even we, his enemies, will remember it. And who knows
but that when most he needs it his reward for the act will be given him.
For Judas, they say, once in his youth, gave his cloak, out of compassion,
to a shivering beggar, who sat shaken with ague, in rags, in bitter need.
And the years went by and Judas forgot his deed. And long after, in Hell,
Judas they say was given one day's respite at the end of every year
because of this one kindness he had done so long since in his youth. And
every year he goes, they say, for a day and cools himself among the Arctic
bergs; once every year for century after century.
Perhaps some sailor on watch on a misty evening blown far out of his
course away to the north saw something ghostly once on an iceberg floating
by, or heard some voice in the dimness that seemed like the voice of man,
and came home with this weird story. And perhaps, as the story passed from
lip to lip, men found enough justice in it to believe it true. So it came
down the centuries.
Will seafarers ages hence on dim October evenings, or on nights when the
moon is ominous through mist, red and huge and uncanny, see a lonely
figure sometimes on the loneliest part of the sea, far north of where the
Lusitania sank, gathering all the cold it can? Will they see it hugging a
crag of iceberg wan as itself, helmet, cuirass and ice pale-blue in the
mist together? Will it look towards them with ice-blue eyes through the
mist, and will they question it, meeting on those bleak seas? Will it
answer—or will the North wind howl like voices? Will the cry of
seals be heard, and ice floes grinding, and strange birds lost upon the
wind that night, or will it speak to them in those distant years and tell
them how it sinned, betraying man?
It will be a grim, dark story in that lonely part of the sea, when he
confesses to sailors, blown too far north, the dreadful thing he plotted
against man. The date on which he is seen will be told from sailor to
sailor. Queer taverns of distant harbours will know it well. Not many will
care to be at sea that day, and few will risk being driven by stress of
weather on the Kaiser's night to the bergs of the haunted part of sea.
And yet for all the grimness of the pale-blue phantom, with cuirass and
helmet and eyes shimmering on deadly icebergs, and yet for all the sorrow
of the wrong he did against man, the women drowned and the children, and
all the good ships gone, yet will the horrified mariners meeting him in
the mist grudge him no moment of the day he has earned, or the coolness he
gains from the bergs, because of the kindness he did to the wounded men.
For the mariners in their hearts are kindly men, and what a soul gains
from kindness will seem to them well deserved.
Last Scene of All
After John Calleron was hit he carried on in a kind of twilight of the
mind. Things grew dimmer and calmer; harsh outlines of events became
blurred; memories came to him; there was a singing in his ears like
far-off bells. Things seemed more beautiful than they had a while ago; to
him it was for all the world like evening after some quiet sunset, when
lawns and shrubs and woods and some old spire look lovely in the late
light, and one reflects on past days. Thus he carried on, seeing things
dimly. And what is sometimes called "the roar of battle," those aėrial
voices that snarl and moan and whine and rage at soldiers, had grown
dimmer too. It all seemed further away, and littler, as far things are. He
still heard the bullets: there is something so violently and intensely
sharp in the snap of passing bullets at short ranges that you hear them in
deepest thought, and even in dreams. He heard them, tearing by, above all
things else. The rest seemed fainter and dimmer, and smaller and further
He did not think he was very badly hit, but nothing seemed to matter as it
did a while ago. Yet he carried on.
And then he opened his eyes very wide and found he was back in London
again in an underground train. He knew it at once by the look of it. He
had made hundreds of journeys, long ago, by those trains. He knew by the
dark, outside, that it had not yet left London; but what was odder than
that, if one stopped to think of it, was that he knew exactly where it was
going. It was the train that went away out into the country where he used
to live as a boy. He was sure of that without thinking.
When he began to think how he came to be there he remembered the war as a
very far-off thing. He supposed he had been unconscious a very long time.
He was all right now.
Other people were sitting beside him on the same seat. They all seemed
like people he remembered a very long time ago. In the darkness opposite,
beyond the windows of the train, he could see their reflections clearly.
He looked at the reflections but could not quite remember.
A woman was sitting on his left. She was quite young. She was more like
some one that he most deeply remembered than all the others were. He gazed
at her, and tried to clear his mind.
He did not turn and stare at her, but he quietly watched her reflection
before him in the dark. Every detail of her dress, her young face, her
hat, the little ornaments she wore, were minutely clear before him,
looking out of the dark. So contented she looked you would say she was
untouched by war.
As he gazed at the clear calm face and the dress that seemed neat though
old and, like all things, so faraway, his mind grew clearer and clearer.
It seemed to him certain it was the face of his mother, but from thirty
years ago, out of old memories and one picture. He felt sure it was his
mother as she had been when he was very small. And yet after thirty years
how could he know? He puzzled to try and be quite sure. But how she came
to be there, looking like that, out of those oldest memories, he did not
think of at all.
He seemed to be hugely tired by many things and did not want to think. Yet
he was very happy, more happy even than tired men just come home all new
He gazed and gazed at the face in the dark. And then he felt quite sure.
He was about to speak. Was she looking at him? Was she watching him, he
wondered. He glanced for the first time to his own reflection in that
clear row of faces.
His own reflection was not there, but blank dark showed between his two
neighbours. And then he knew he was dead.
Towards winter's end on a high, big, bare down, in the south of England,
John Plowman was plowing. He was plowing the brown field at the top of the
hill, good soil of the clay; a few yards lower down was nothing but chalk,
with shallow flinty soil and steep to plow; so they let briars grow there.
For generations his forbears had plowed on the top of that hill. John did
not know how many. The hills were very old; it might have been always.
He scarcely looked to see if his furrow was going straight. The work he
was doing was so much in his blood that he could almost feel if furrows
were straight or not. Year after year they moved on the same old
landmarks; thorn trees and briars mostly guided the plow, where they stood
on the untamed land beyond; the thorn trees grew old at their guiding, and
still the furrows varied not by the breadth of a hoof-mark.
John, as he plowed, had leisure to meditate on much besides the crops; he
knew so much of the crops that his thoughts could easily run free from
them; he used to meditate on who they were that lived in briar and thorn
tree, and danced as folk said all through midsummer night, and sometimes
blessed and sometimes harmed the crops; for he knew that in Old England
were wonderful ancient things, odder and older things than many folks
knew. And his eyes had leisure to see much beside the furrows, for he
could almost feel the furrows going straight.
One day at his plowing, as he watched the thorn ahead, he saw the whole
big hill besides, looking south, and the lands below it; one day he saw in
the bright sun of late winter a horseman riding the road through the wide
lands below. The horseman shone as he rode, and wore white linen over what
was shining, and on the linen was a big red cross. "One of them knights,"
John Plowman said to himself or his horse, "going to them crusades." And
he went on with his plowing all that day satisfied, and remembered what he
had seen for years, and told his son.
For there is in England, and there always was, mixed with the needful
things that feed or shelter the race, the wanderer-feeling for romantic
causes that runs deep and strange through the other thoughts, as the Gulf
Stream runs through the sea. Sometimes generations of John Plowman's
family would go by and no high romantic cause would come to sate that
feeling. They would work on just the same though a little sombrely, as
though some good thing had been grudged them. And then the Crusades had
come, and John Plowman had seen the Red Cross knight go by, riding towards
the sea in the morning, and Jon Plowman was satisfied.
Some generations later a man of the same name was plowing the same hill.
They still plowed the brown clay at the top and left the slope wild,
though there were many changes. And the furrows were wonderfully straight
still. And half he watched a thorn tree ahead as he plowed and half he
took in the whole hill sloping south and the wide lands below it, far
beyond which was the sea. They had a railway now down in the valley. The
sunlight glittering near the end of winter shone on a train that was
marked with great white squares and red crosses on them.
John Plowman stopped his horses and looked at the train. "An ambulance
train," he said, "coming up from the coast." He thought of the lads he
knew and wondered if any were there. He pitied the men in that train and
envied them. And then there came to him the thought of England's cause and
of how those men had upheld it, at sea and in crumbling cities. He thought
of the battle whose echoes reached sometimes to that field, whispering to
furrows and thorn trees that had never heard them before. He thought of
the accursed tyrant's cruel might, and of the lads that had faced it. He
saw the romantic splendour of England's cause. He was old but had seen the
glamour for which each generation looked. Satisfied in his heart and
cheered with a new content he went on with his age-old task in the
business of man with the hills.