How Ulysses Stole the
Luck of Troy
An Extract From: Tales of Troy,
Ulysses the Sacker of Cities
After Hector was buried, the siege went on slowly, as it had done
during the first nine years of the war. The Greeks did not know
at that time how to besiege a city, as we saw, by way of digging trenches
and building towers, and battering the walls with machines that threw
heavy stones. The Trojans had lost courage, and dared not go into
the open plain, and they were waiting for the coming up of new armies
of allies—the Amazons, who were girl warriors from far away, and
an Eastern people called the Khita, whose king was Memnon, the son of
the Bright Dawn.
Now everyone knew that, in the temple of the Goddess Pallas Athênê,
in Troy, was a sacred image, which fell from heaven, called the Palladium,
and this very ancient image was the Luck of Troy. While it remained
safe in the temple people believed that Troy could never be taken, but
as it was in a guarded temple in the middle of the town, and was watched
by priestesses day and night, it seemed impossible that the Greeks should
ever enter the city secretly and steal the Luck away.
As Ulysses was the grandson of Autolycus, the Master Thief, he often
wished that the old man was with the Greeks, for if there was a thing
to steal Autolycus could steal it. But by this time Autolycus
was dead, and so Ulysses could only puzzle over the way to steal the
Luck of Troy, and wonder how his grandfather would have set about it.
He prayed for help secretly to Hermes, the God of Thieves, when he sacrificed
goats to him, and at last he had a plan.
There was a story that Anius, the King of the Isle of Delos, had
three daughters, named Œno, Spermo, and Elais, and that Œno
could turn water into wine, while Spermo could turn stones into bread,
and Elais could change mud into olive oil. Those fairy gifts,
people said, were given to the maidens by the Wine God, Dionysus, and
by the Goddess of Corn, Demeter. Now corn, and wine, and oil were
sorely needed by the Greeks, who were tired of paying much gold and
bronze to the Phoenician merchants for their supplies. Ulysses
therefore went to Agamemnon one day, and asked leave to take his ship
and voyage to Delos, to bring, if he could, the three maidens to the
camp, if indeed they could do these miracles. As no fighting was
going on, Agamemnon gave Ulysses leave to depart, so he went on board
his ship, with a crew of fifty men of Ithaca, and away they sailed,
promising to return in a month.
Two or three days after that, a dirty old beggar man began to be
seen in the Greek camp. He had crawled in late one evening, dressed
in a dirty smock and a very dirty old cloak, full of holes, and stained
with smoke. Over everything he wore the skin of a stag, with half
the hair worn off, and he carried a staff, and a filthy tattered wallet,
to put food in, which swung from his neck by a cord. He came crouching
and smiling up to the door of the hut of Diomede, and sat down just
within the doorway, where beggars still sit in the East. Diomede
saw him, and sent him a loaf and two handfuls of flesh, which the beggar
laid on his wallet, between his feet, and he made his supper greedily,
gnawing a bone like a dog.
After supper Diomede asked him who he was and whence he came, and
he told a long story about how he had been a Cretan pirate, and had
been taken prisoner by the Egyptians when he was robbing there, and
how he had worked for many years in their stone quarries, where the
sun had burned him brown, and had escaped by hiding among the great
stones, carried down the Nile in a raft, for building a temple on the
seashore. The raft arrived at night, and the beggar said that
he stole out from it in the dark and found a Phoenician ship in the
harbour, and the Phoenicians took him on board, meaning to sell him
somewhere as a slave. But a tempest came on and wrecked the ship
off the Isle of Tenedos, which is near Troy, and the beggar alone escaped
to the island on a plank of the ship. From Tenedos he had come
to Troy in a fisher’s boat, hoping to make himself useful in the
camp, and earn enough to keep body and soul together till he could find
a ship sailing to Crete.
He made his story rather amusing, describing the strange ways of
the Egyptians; how they worshipped cats and bulls, and did everything
in just the opposite of the Greek way of doing things. So Diomede
let him have a rug and blankets to sleep on in the portico of the hut,
and next day the old wretch went begging about the camp and talking
with the soldiers. Now he was a most impudent and annoying old
vagabond, and was always in quarrels. If there was a disagreeable
story about the father or grandfather of any of the princes, he knew
it and told it, so that he got a blow from the baton of Agamemnon, and
Aias gave him a kick, and Idomeneus drubbed him with the butt of his
spear for a tale about his grandmother, and everybody hated him and
called him a nuisance. He was for ever jeering at Ulysses, who
was far away, and telling tales about Autolycus, and at last he stole
a gold cup, a very large cup, with two handles, and a dove sitting on
each handle, from the hut of Nestor. The old chief was fond of
this cup, which he had brought from home, and, when it was found in
the beggar’s dirty wallet, everybody cried that he must be driven
out of the camp and well whipped. So Nestor’s son, young
Thrasymedes, with other young men, laughing and shouting, pushed and
dragged the beggar close up to the Scaean gate of Troy, where Thrasymedes
called with a loud voice, “O Trojans, we are sick of this shameless
beggar. First we shall whip him well, and if he comes back we
shall put out his eyes and cut off his hands and feet, and give him
to the dogs to eat. He may go to you, if he likes; if not, he
must wander till he dies of hunger.”
The young men of Troy heard this and laughed, and a crowd gathered
on the wall to see the beggar punished. So Thrasymedes whipped
him with his bowstring till he was tired, and they did not leave off
beating the beggar till he ceased howling and fell, all bleeding, and
lay still. Then Thrasymedes gave him a parting kick, and went
away with his friends. The beggar lay quiet for some time, then
he began to stir, and sat up, wiping the tears from his eyes, and shouting
curses and bad words after the Greeks, praying that they might be speared
in the back, and eaten by dogs.
At last he tried to stand up, but fell down again, and began to crawl
on hands and knees towards the Scaean gate. There he sat down,
within the two side walls of the gate, where he cried and lamented.
Now Helen of the fair hands came down from the gate tower, being sorry
to see any man treated so much worse than a beast, and she spoke to
the beggar and asked him why he had been used in this cruel way?
At first he only moaned, and rubbed his sore sides, but at last he
said that he was an unhappy man, who had been shipwrecked, and was begging
his way home, and that the Greeks suspected him of being a spy sent
out by the Trojans. But he had been in Lacedaemon, her own country,
he said, and could tell her about her father, if she were, as he supposed,
the beautiful Helen, and about her brothers, Castor and Polydeuces,
and her little daughter, Hermione.
“But perhaps,” he said, “you are no mortal woman,
but some goddess who favours the Trojans, and if indeed you are a goddess
then I liken you to Aphrodite, for beauty, and stature, and shapeliness.”
Then Helen wept; for many a year had passed since she had heard any
word of her father, and daughter, and her brothers, who were dead, though
she knew it not. So she stretched out her white hand, and raised
the beggar, who was kneeling at her feet, and bade him follow her to
her own house, within the palace garden of King Priam.
Helen walked forward, with a bower maiden at either side, and the
beggar crawling after her. When she had entered her house, Paris
was not there, so she ordered the bath to be filled with warm water,
and new clothes to be brought, and she herself washed the old beggar
and anointed him with oil. This appears very strange to us, for
though Saint Elizabeth of Hungary used to wash and clothe beggars, we
are surprised that Helen should do so, who was not a saint. But
long afterwards she herself told the son of Ulysses, Telemachus, that
she had washed his father when he came into Troy disguised as a beggar
who had been sorely beaten.
You must have guessed that the beggar was Ulysses, who had not gone
to Delos in his ship, but stolen back in a boat, and appeared disguised
among the Greeks. He did all this to make sure that nobody could
recognise him, and he behaved so as to deserve a whipping that he might
not be suspected as a Greek spy by the Trojans, but rather be pitied
by them. Certainly he deserved his name of “the much-enduring
Meanwhile he sat in his bath and Helen washed his feet. But
when she had done, and had anointed his wounds with olive oil, and when
she had clothed him in a white tunic and a purple mantle, then she opened
her lips to cry out with amazement, for she knew Ulysses; but he laid
his finger on her lips, saying “Hush!” Then she remembered
how great danger he was in, for the Trojans, if they found him, would
put him to some cruel death, and she sat down, trembling and weeping,
while he watched her.
“Oh thou strange one,” she said, “how enduring
is thy heart and how cunning beyond measure! How hast thou borne
to be thus beaten and disgraced, and to come within the walls of Troy?
Well it is for thee that Paris, my lord, is far from home, having gone
to guide Penthesilea, the Queen of the warrior maids whom men call Amazons,
who is on her way to help the Trojans.”
Then Ulysses smiled, and Helen saw that she had said a word which
she ought not to have spoken, and had revealed the secret hope of the
Trojans. Then she wept, and said, “Oh cruel and cunning!
You have made me betray the people with whom I live, though woe is me
that ever I left my own people, and my husband dear, and my child!
And now if you escape alive out of Troy, you will tell the Greeks, and
they will lie in ambush by night for the Amazons on the way to Troy
and will slay them all. If you and I were not friends long ago,
I would tell the Trojans that you are here, and they would give your
body to the dogs to eat, and fix your head on the palisade above the
wall. Woe is me that ever I was born.”
Ulysses answered, “Lady, as you have said, we two are friends
from of old, and your friend I will be till the last, when the Greeks
break into Troy, and slay the men, and carry the women captives.
If I live till that hour no man shall harm you, but safely and in honour
you shall come to your palace in Lacedaemon of the rifted hills.
Moreover, I swear to you a great oath, by Zeus above, and by Them that
under earth punish the souls of men who swear falsely, that I shall
tell no man the thing which you have spoken.”
So when he had sworn and done that oath, Helen was comforted and
dried her tears. Then she told him how unhappy she was, and how
she had lost her last comfort when Hector died. “Always
am I wretched,” she said, “save when sweet sleep falls on
me. Now the wife of Thon, King of Egypt, gave me this gift when
we were in Egypt, on our way to Troy, namely, a drug that brings sleep
even to the most unhappy, and it is pressed from the poppy heads of
the garland of the God of Sleep.” Then she showed him strange
phials of gold, full of this drug: phials wrought by the Egyptians,
and covered with magic spells and shapes of beasts and flowers.
“One of these I will give you,” she said, “that even
from Troy town you may not go without a gift in memory of the hands
of Helen.” So Ulysses took the phial of gold, and was glad
in his heart, and Helen set before him meat and wine. When he
had eaten and drunk, and his strength had come back to him, he said:
“Now I must dress me again in my old rags, and take my wallet,
and my staff, and go forth, and beg through Troy town. For here
I must abide for some days as a beggar man, lest if I now escape from
your house in the night the Trojans may think that you have told me
the secrets of their counsel, which I am carrying to the Greeks, and
may be angry with you.” So he clothed himself again as a
beggar, and took his staff, and hid the phial of gold with the Egyptian
drug in his rags, and in his wallet also he put the new clothes that
Helen had given him, and a sword, and he took farewell, saying, “Be
of good heart, for the end of your sorrows is at hand. But if
you see me among the beggars in the street, or by the well, take no
heed of me, only I will salute you as a beggar who has been kindly treated
by a Queen.”
So they parted, and Ulysses went out, and when it was day he was
with the beggars in the streets, but by night he commonly slept near
the fire of a smithy forge, as is the way of beggars. So for some
days he begged, saying that he was gathering food to eat while he walked
to some town far away that was at peace, where he might find work to
do. He was not impudent now, and did not go to rich men’s
houses or tell evil tales, or laugh, but he was much in the temples,
praying to the Gods, and above all in the temple of Pallas Athênê.
The Trojans thought that he was a pious man for a beggar.
Now there was a custom in these times that men and women who were
sick or in distress, should sleep at night on the floors of the temples.
They did this hoping that the God would send them a dream to show them
how their diseases might be cured, or how they might find what they
had lost, or might escape from their distresses.
Ulysses slept in more than one temple, and once in that of Pallas
Athênê, and the priests and priestesses were kind to him,
and gave him food in the morning when the gates of the temple were opened.
In the temple of Pallas Athênê, where the Luck of Troy
lay always on her altar, the custom was that priestesses kept watch,
each for two hours, all through the night, and soldiers kept guard within
call. So one night Ulysses slept there, on the floor, with other
distressed people, seeking for dreams from the Gods. He lay still
all through the night till the turn of the last priestess came to watch.
The priestess used to walk up and down with bare feet among the dreaming
people, having a torch in her hand, and muttering hymns to the Goddess.
Then Ulysses, when her back was turned, slipped the gold phial out of
his rags, and let it lie on the polished floor beside him. When
the priestess came back again, the light from her torch fell on the
glittering phial, and she stooped and picked it up, and looked at it
curiously. There came from it a sweet fragrance, and she opened
it, and tasted the drug. It seemed to her the sweetest thing that
ever she had tasted, and she took more and more, and then closed the
phial and laid it down, and went along murmuring her hymn.
But soon a great drowsiness came over her, and she sat down on the
step of the altar, and fell sound asleep, and the torch sunk in her
hand, and went out, and all was dark. Then Ulysses put the phial
in his wallet, and crept very cautiously to the altar, in the dark,
and stole the Luck of Troy. It was only a small black mass of
what is now called meteoric iron, which sometimes comes down with meteorites
from the sky, but it was shaped like a shield, and the people thought
it an image of the warlike shielded Goddess, fallen from Heaven.
Such sacred shields, made of glass and ivory, are found deep in the
earth in the ruined cities of Ulysses’ time. Swiftly Ulysses
hid the Luck in his rags and left in its place on the altar a copy of
the Luck, which he had made of blackened clay. Then he stole back
to the place where he had lain, and remained there till dawn appeared,
and the sleepers who sought for dreams awoke, and the temple gates were
opened, and Ulysses walked out with the rest of them.
He stole down a lane, where as yet no people were stirring, and crept
along, leaning on his staff, till he came to the eastern gate, at the
back of the city, which the Greeks never attacked, for they had never
drawn their army in a circle round the town. There Ulysses explained
to the sentinels that he had gathered food enough to last for a long
journey to some other town, and opened his bag, which seemed full of
bread and broken meat. The soldiers said he was a lucky beggar,
and let him out. He walked slowly along the waggon road by which
wood was brought into Troy from the forests on Mount Ida, and when he
found that nobody was within sight he slipped into the forest, and stole
into a dark thicket, hiding beneath the tangled boughs. Here he
lay and slept till evening, and then took the new clothes which Helen
had given him out of his wallet, and put them on, and threw the belt
of the sword over his shoulder, and hid the Luck of Troy in his bosom.
He washed himself clean in a mountain brook, and now all who saw him
must have known that he was no beggar, but Ulysses of Ithaca, Laertes’
So he walked cautiously down the side of the brook which ran between
high banks deep in trees, and followed it till it reached the river
Xanthus, on the left of the Greek lines. Here he found Greek sentinels
set to guard the camp, who cried aloud in joy and surprise, for his
ship had not yet returned from Delos, and they could not guess how Ulysses
had come back alone across the sea. So two of the sentinels guarded
Ulysses to the hut of Agamemnon, where he and Achilles and all the chiefs
were sitting at a feast. They all leaped up, but when Ulysses
took the Luck of Troy from within his mantle, they cried that this was
the bravest deed that had been done in the war, and they sacrificed
ten oxen to Zeus.
“So you were the old beggar,” said young Thrasymedes.
“Yes,” said Ulysses, “and when next you beat a
beggar, Thrasymedes, do not strike so hard and so long.”
That night all the Greeks were full of hope, for now they had the
Luck of Troy, but the Trojans were in despair, and guessed that the
beggar was the thief, and that Ulysses had been the beggar. The
priestess, Theano, could tell them nothing; they found her, with the
extinguished torch drooping in her hand, asleep, as she sat on the step
of the altar, and she never woke again.