THE QUEEN OF THE PIRATE ISLE
by Bret Harte
I first knew her as the Queen of the Pirate Isle. To the best of my
recollection she had no reasonable right to that title. She was only nine
years old, inclined to plumpness and good humor, deprecated violence, and
had never been to sea. Need it be added that she did NOT live in an island
and that her name was Polly?
Perhaps I ought to explain that she had already known other experiences of
a purely imaginative character. Part of her existence had been passed as a
Beggar Child,—solely indicated by a shawl tightly folded round her
shoulders, and chills; as a Schoolmistress, unnecessarily severe; as a
Preacher, singularly personal in his remarks, and once, after reading one
of Cooper's novels, as an Indian Maiden. This was, I believe, the only
instance when she had borrowed from another's fiction. Most of the
characters that she assumed for days and sometimes weeks at a time were
purely original in conception; some so much so as to be vague to the
general understanding. I remember that her personation of a certain Mrs.
Smith, whose individuality was supposed to be sufficiently represented by
a sunbonnet worn wrong side before and a weekly addition to her family,
was never perfectly appreciated by her own circle although she lived the
character for a month. Another creation known as "The Proud Lady"—a
being whose excessive and unreasonable haughtiness was so pronounced as to
give her features the expression of extreme nausea—caused her mother
so much alarm that it had to be abandoned. This was easily effected. The
Proud Lady was understood to have died. Indeed, most of Polly's
impersonations were got rid of in this way, although it by no means
prevented their subsequent reappearance. "I thought Mrs. Smith was dead,"
remonstrated her mother at the posthumous appearance of that lady with a
new infant. "She was buried alive and kem to!" said Polly with a
melancholy air. Fortunately, the representation of a resuscitated person
required such extraordinary acting, and was, through some uncertainty of
conception, so closely allied in facial expression to the Proud Lady, that
Mrs. Smith was resuscitated only for a day.
The origin of the title of the Queen of the Pirate Isle may be briefly
stated as follows:—
An hour after luncheon, one day, Polly, Hickory Hunt, her cousin, and Wan
Lee, a Chinese page, were crossing the nursery floor in a Chinese junk.
The sea was calm and the sky cloudless. Any change in the weather was as
unexpected as it is in books. Suddenly a West Indian Hurricane, purely
local in character and unfelt anywhere else, struck Master Hickory and
threw him overboard, whence, wildly swimming for his life and carrying
Polly on his back, he eventually reached a Desert Island in the closet.
Here the rescued party put up a tent made of a table-cloth providentially
snatched from the raging billows, and, from two o'clock until four, passed
six weeks on the island, supported only by a piece of candle, a box of
matches, and two peppermint lozenges. It was at this time that it became
necessary to account for Polly's existence among them, and this was only
effected by an alarming sacrifice of their morality; Hickory and Wan Lee
instantly became PIRATES, and at once elected Polly as their Queen. The
royal duties, which seemed to be purely maternal, consisted in putting the
Pirates to bed after a day of rapine and bloodshed, and in feeding them
with licorice water through a quill in a small bottle. Limited as her
functions were, Polly performed them with inimitable gravity and
unquestioned sincerity. Even when her companions sometimes hesitated from
actual hunger or fatigue and forgot their guilty part, she never faltered.
It was her real existence; her other life of being washed, dressed, and
put to bed at certain hours by her mother was the ILLUSION.
Doubt and skepticism came at last,—and came from Wan Lee! Wan Lee of
all creatures! Wan Lee, whose silent, stolid, mechanical performance of a
pirate's duties—a perfect imitation like all his household work—had
been their one delight and fascination!
It was just after the exciting capture of a merchantman, with the
indiscriminate slaughter of all on board,—a spectacle on which the
round blue eyes of the plump Polly had gazed with royal and maternal
tolerance,—and they were burying the booty, two tablespoons and a
thimble, in the corner of the closet, when Wan Lee stolidly rose.
"Melican boy pleenty foolee! Melican boy no Pilat!" said the little
Chinaman, substituting "l's" for "r's" after his usual fashion.
"Wotcher say?" said Hickory, reddening with sudden confusion.
"Melican boy's papa heap lickee him—s'pose him leal Pilat,"
continued Wan Lee doggedly. "Melican boy Pilat INSIDE housee. Chinee boy
Pilat OUTSIDE housee. First chop Pilat."
Staggered by this humiliating statement, Hickory recovered himself in
character. "Ah! Ho!" he shrieked, dancing wildly on one leg, "Mutiny and
Splordinashun! 'Way with him to the yard-arm."
"Yald-alm—heap foolee! Alee same clothes-horse for washee washee."
It was here necessary for the Pirate Queen to assert her authority, which,
as I have before stated, was somewhat confusingly maternal.
"Go to bed instantly without your supper," she said seriously. "Really, I
never saw such bad pirates. Say your prayers, and see that you're up early
to church tomorrow."
It should be explained that in deference to Polly's proficiency as a
preacher, and probably as a relief to their uneasy consciences, Divine
Service had always been held on the Island. But Wan Lee continued:—
"Me no shabbee Pilat INSIDE housee; me shabbee Pilat OUTSIDE housee.
S'pose you lun away longside Chinee boy—Chinee boy make you Pilat."
Hickory softly scratched his leg; while a broad, bashful smile almost
closed his small eyes. "Wot?" he asked.
"Mebbe you too flightened to lun away. Melican boy's papa heap lickee."
This last infamous suggestion fired the corsair's blood. "Dy'ar think we
daresen't?" said Hickory desperately, but with an uneasy glance at Polly.
"I'll show yer to-morrow."
The entrance of Polly's mother at this moment put an end to Polly's
authority and dispersed the pirate band, but left Wan Lee's proposal and
Hickory's rash acceptance ringing in the ears of the Pirate Queen. That
evening she was unusually silent. She would have taken Bridget, her nurse,
into her confidence, but this would have involved a long explanation of
her own feelings, from which, like all imaginative children, she shrank.
She, however, made preparation for the proposed flight by settling in her
mind which of her two dolls she would take. A wooden creature with
easy-going knees and movable hair seemed to be more fit for hard service
and any indiscriminate scalping that might turn up hereafter. At supper,
she timidly asked a question of Bridget. "Did ye ever hear the loikes uv
that, ma'am?" said the Irish handmaid with affectionate pride. "Shure the
darlint's head is filled noight and day with ancient history. She's after
asking me now if Queens ever run away!" To Polly's remorseful confusion
here her good father, equally proud of her precocious interest and his own
knowledge, at once interfered with an unintelligible account of the
abdication of various queens in history until Polly's head ached again.
Well meant as it was, it only settled in the child's mind that she must
keep the awful secret to herself and that no one could understand her.
The eventful day dawned without any unusual sign of importance. It was one
of the cloudless summer days of the Californian foothills, bright, dry,
and, as the morning advanced, hot in the white sunshine. The actual,
prosaic house in which the Pirates apparently lived was a mile from a
mining settlement on a beautiful ridge of pine woods sloping gently
towards a valley on the one side, and on the other falling abruptly into a
dark deep olive gulf of pine-trees, rocks, and patches of red soil.
Beautiful as the slope was, looking over to the distant snow peaks which
seemed to be in another world than theirs, the children found a greater
attraction in the fascinating depths of a mysterious gulf, or canyon, as
it was called, whose very name filled their ears with a weird music. To
creep to the edge of the cliff, to sit upon the brown branches of some
fallen pine, and, putting aside the dried tassels, to look down upon the
backs of wheeling hawks that seemed to hang in mid-air was a never-failing
delight. Here Polly would try to trace the winding red ribbon of road that
was continually losing itself among the dense pines of the opposite
mountains; here she would listen to the far-off strokes of a woodman's
axe, or the rattle of some heavy wagon, miles away, crossing the pebbles
of a dried-up watercourse. Here, too, the prevailing colors of the
mountains, red and white and green, most showed themselves. There were no
frowning rocks to depress the children's fancy, but everywhere along the
ridge pure white quartz bared itself through the red earth like smiling
teeth; the very pebbles they played with were streaked with shining mica
like bits of looking-glass. The distance was always green and summer-like,
but the color they most loved, and which was most familiar to them, was
the dark red of the ground beneath their feet everywhere. It showed itself
in the roadside bushes; its red dust pervaded the leaves of the
overhanging laurel; it colored their shoes and pinafores; I am afraid it
was often seen in Indian-like patches on their faces and hands. That it
may have often given a sanguinary tone to their fancies I have every
reason to believe.
It was on this ridge that the three children gathered at ten o'clock that
morning. An earlier flight had been impossible on account of Wan Lee being
obliged to perform his regular duty of blacking the shoes of Polly and
Hickory before breakfast,—a menial act which in the pure republic of
childhood was never thought inconsistent with the loftiest piratical
ambition. On the ridge they met one "Patsey," the son of a neighbor,
sun-burned, broad-brimmed hatted, red-handed, like themselves. As there
were afterwards some doubts expressed whether he joined the Pirates of his
own free will, or was captured by them, I endeavor to give the colloquy
exactly as it occurred:—
Patsey: "Hallo, fellers."
The Pirates: "Hello!"
Patsey: "Goin' to hunt bars? Dad seed a lot o' tracks at sun-up."
The Pirates (hesitating): "No—o—"
Patsey: "I am; know where I kin get a six-shooter?"
The Pirates (almost ready to abandon piracy for bear-hunting, but
preserving their dignity): "Can't! We've runn'd away for real pirates."
Patsey: "Not for good!"
The Queen (interposing with sad dignity and real tears in her round blue
eyes): "Yes!" (slowly and shaking her head). "Can't go back again. Never!
Never! Never! The—the—eye is cast!"
Patsey (bursting with excitement): "No-o! Sho'o! Wanter know."
The Pirates (a little frightened themselves, but tremulous with gratified
vanity): "The Perleese is on our track!"
Patsey: "Lemme go with yer!"
Hickory: "Wot'll yer giv?"
Patsey: "Pistol and er bananer."
Hickory (with judicious prudence): "Let's see 'em."
Patsey was off like a shot; his bare little red feet trembling under him.
In a few minutes he returned with an old-fashioned revolver known as one
of "Allen's pepper-boxes" and a large banana. He was at once enrolled, and
the banana eaten.
As yet they had resolved on no definite nefarious plan. Hickory, looking
down at Patsey's bare feet, instantly took off his own shoes. This bold
act sent a thrill through his companions. Wan Lee took off his cloth
leggings, Polly removed her shoes and stockings, but, with royal
foresight, tied them up in her handkerchief. The last link between them
and civilization was broken.
"Let's go to the Slumgullion."
"Slumgullion" was the name given by the miners to a certain soft,
half-liquid mud, formed of the water and finely powdered earth that was
carried off by the sluice-boxes during gold-washing, and eventually
collected in a broad pool or lagoon before the outlet. There was a pool of
this kind a quarter of a mile away, where there were "diggings" worked by
Patsey's father, and thither they proceeded along the ridge in single
file. When it was reached they solemnly began to wade in its viscid
paint-like shallows. Possibly its unctuousness was pleasant to the touch;
possibly there was a fascination in the fact that their parents had
forbidden them to go near it, but probably the principal object of this
performance was to produce a thick coating of mud on the feet and ankles,
which, when dried in the sun, was supposed to harden the skin and render
their shoes superfluous. It was also felt to be the first real step
towards independence; they looked down at their ensanguined extremities
and recognized the impossibility of their ever again crossing (unwashed)
the family threshold.
Then they again hesitated. There was a manifest need of some well-defined
piratical purpose. The last act was reckless and irretrievable, but it was
vague. They gazed at each other. There was a stolid look of resigned and
superior tolerance in Wan Lee's eyes.
Polly's glance wandered down the side of the slope to the distant little
tunnels or openings made by the miners who were at work in the bowels of
the mountain. "I'd like to go into one of them funny holes," she said to
herself, half aloud.
Wan Lee suddenly began to blink his eyes with unwonted excitement.
"Catchee tunnel—heap gold," he said quickly. "When manee come
outside to catchee dinner—Pilats go inside catchee tunnel! Shabbee!
Pilats catchee gold allee samee Melican man!"
"And take perseshiun," said Hickory.
"And hoist the Pirate flag," said Patsey.
"And build a fire, and cook, and have a family," said Polly.
The idea was fascinating to the point of being irresistible. The eyes of
the four children became rounder and rounder. They seized each other's
hands and swung them backwards and forwards, occasionally lifting their
legs in a solemn rhythmic movement known only to childhood.
"It's orful far off!" said Patsey with a sudden look of dark importance.
"Pap says it's free miles on the road. Take all day ter get there."
The bright faces were overcast.
"Less go down er slide!" said Hickory boldly.
They approached the edge of the cliff. The "slide" was simply a sharp
incline zigzagging down the side of the mountain used for sliding goods
and provisions from the summit to the tunnel-men at the different openings
below. The continual traffic had gradually worn a shallow gully half
filled with earth and gravel into the face of the mountain which checked
the momentum of the goods in their downward passage, but afforded no
foothold for a pedestrian. No one had ever been known to descend a slide.
That feat was evidently reserved for the Pirate band. They approached the
edge of the slide, hand in hand, hesitated, and the next moment
Five minutes later the tunnel-men of the Excelsior mine, a mile below,
taking their luncheon on the rude platform of debris before their tunnel,
were suddenly driven to shelter in the tunnel from an apparent rain of
stones, and rocks, and pebbles, from the cliffs above. Looking up, they
were startled at seeing four round objects revolving and bounding in the
dust of the slide, which eventually resolved themselves into three boys
and a girl. For a moment the good men held their breath in helpless
terror. Twice one of the children had struck the outer edge of the bank,
and displaced stones that shot a thousand feet down into the dizzy depths
of the valley; and now one of them, the girl, had actually rolled out of
the slide and was hanging over the chasm supported only by a clump of
chamisal to which she clung!
"Hang on by your eyelids, sis! but don't stir, for Heaven's sake!" shouted
one of the men, as two others started on a hopeless ascent of the cliff
But a light childish laugh from the clinging little figure seemed to mock
them! Then two small heads appeared at the edge of the slide; then a
diminutive figure, whose feet were apparently held by some invisible
companion, was shoved over the brink and stretched its tiny arms towards
the girl. But in vain, the distance was too great. Another laugh of
intense youthful enjoyment followed the failure, and a new insecurity was
added to the situation by the unsteady hands and shoulders of the
relieving party, who were apparently shaking with laughter. Then the
extended figure was seen to detach what looked like a small black rope
from its shoulders and throw it to the girl. There was another little
giggle. The faces of the men below paled in terror. Then Polly,—for
it was she,—hanging to the long pigtail of Wan Lee, was drawn with
fits of laughter back in safety to the slide. Their childish treble of
appreciation was answered by a ringing cheer from below.
"Darned ef I ever want to cut off a Chinaman's pigtail again, boys," said
one of the tunnel-men as he went back to dinner.
Meantime the children had reached the goal and stood before the opening of
one of the tunnels. Then these four heroes who had looked with cheerful
levity on the deadly peril of their descent became suddenly frightened at
the mysterious darkness of the cavern and turned pale at its threshold.
"Mebbee a wicked Joss backside holee, he catchee Pilats," said Wan Lee
Hickory began to whimper, Patsey drew back, Polly alone stood her ground,
albeit with a trembling lip.
"Let's say our prayers and frighten it away," she said stoutly.
"No! no!" said Wan Lee, with a sudden alarm. "No frighten Spillits! You
waitee! Chinee boy he talkee Spillit not to frighten you."*
* The Chinese pray devoutly to the Evil Spirits NOT to
Tucking his hands under his blue blouse, Wan Lee suddenly produced from
some mysterious recess of his clothing a quantity of red paper slips which
he scattered at the entrance of the cavern. Then drawing from the same
inexhaustible receptacle certain squibs or fireworks, he let them off and
threw them into the opening. There they went off with a slight fizz and
splutter, a momentary glittering of small points in the darkness, and a
strong smell of gunpowder. Polly gazed at the spectacle with undisguised
awe and fascination. Hickory and Patsey breathed hard with satisfaction:
it was beyond their wildest dreams of mystery and romance. Even Wan Lee
appeared transfigured into a superior being by the potency of his own
spells. But an unaccountable disturbance of some kind in the dim interior
of the tunnel quickly drew the blood from their blanched cheeks again. It
was a sound like coughing, followed by something like an oath.
"He's made the Evil Spirit orful sick," said Hickory in a loud whisper.
A slight laugh, that to the children seemed demoniacal, followed.
"See!" said Wan Lee. "Evil Spillet he likee Chinee; try talkee him."
The Pirates looked at Wan Lee, not without a certain envy of this manifest
favoritism. A fearful desire to continue their awful experiments, instead
of pursuing their piratical avocations, was taking possession of them; but
Polly, with one of the swift transitions of childhood, immediately began
to extemporize a house for the party at the mouth of the tunnel, and, with
parental foresight, gathered the fragments of the squibs to build a fire
for supper. That frugal meal, consisting of half a ginger biscuit divided
into five small portions, each served on a chip of wood, and having a
deliciously mysterious flavor of gunpowder and smoke, was soon over. It
was necessary after this that the pirates should at once seek repose after
a day of adventure, which they did for the space of forty seconds in
singularly impossible attitudes and far too aggressive snoring. Indeed,
Master Hickory's almost upright pose, with tightly folded arms and darkly
frowning brows, was felt to be dramatic, but impossible for a longer
period. The brief interval enabled Polly to collect herself and to look
around her in her usual motherly fashion. Suddenly she started and uttered
a cry. In the excitement of the descent she had quite overlooked her doll,
and was now regarding it with round-eyed horror.
"Lady Mary's hair's gone!" she cried, convulsively grasping the Pirate
Hickory at once recognized the battered doll under the aristocratic title
which Polly had long ago bestowed upon it. He stared at the bald and
"Ha! ha!" he said hoarsely; "skelped by Injins!"
For an instant the delicious suggestion soothed the imaginative Polly. But
it was quickly dispelled by Wan Lee.
"Lady Maley's pigtail hangee top side hillee. Catchee on big quartz stone
allee same Polly; me go fetchee."
"No!" quickly shrieked the others. The prospect of being left in the
proximity of Wan Lee's evil spirit, without Wan Lee's exorcising power,
was anything but reassuring. "No, don't go!" Even Polly (dropping a
maternal tear on the bald head of Lady Mary) protested against this
breaking up of the little circle. "Go to bed!" she said authoritatively,
"and sleep till morning."
Thus admonished, the Pirates again retired. This time effectively; for,
worn by actual fatigue or soothed by the delicious coolness of the cave,
they gradually, one by one, succumbed to real slumber. Polly, withheld
from joining them by official and maternal responsibility, sat and blinked
at them affectionately.
Gradually she, too, felt herself yielding to the fascination and mystery
of the place and the solitude that encompassed her. Beyond the pleasant
shadows where she sat, she saw the great world of mountain and valley
through a dreamy haze that seemed to rise from the depths below and
occasionally hang before the cavern like a veil. Long waves of spicy heat
rolling up the mountain from the valley brought her the smell of
pine-trees and bay, and made the landscape swim before her eyes. She could
hear the far-off cry of teamsters on some unseen road; she could see the
far-off cloud of dust following the mountain stagecoach, whose rattling
wheels she could not hear. She felt very lonely, but was not quite afraid;
she felt very melancholy, but was not entirely sad; and she could have
easily awakened her sleeping companions if she wished.
No; she was a lone widow with nine children, six of whom were already in
the lone churchyard on the hill, and the others lying ill with measles and
scarlet fever beside her. She had just walked many weary miles that day,
and had often begged from door to door for a slice of bread for the
starving little ones. It was of no use now—they would die! They
would never see their dear mother again. This was a favorite imaginative
situation of Polly's, but only indulged when her companions were asleep,
partly because she could not trust confederates with her more serious
fancies, and partly because they were at such times passive in her hands.
She glanced timidly around. Satisfied that no one could observe her, she
softly visited the bedside of each of her companions, and administered
from a purely fictitious bottle spoonfuls of invisible medicine. Physical
correction in the form of slight taps, which they always required, and in
which Polly was strong, was only withheld now from a sense of their weak
condition. But in vain; they succumbed to the fell disease,—they
always died at this juncture,—and Polly was left alone. She thought
of the little church where she had once seen a funeral, and remembered the
nice smell of the flowers; she dwelt with melancholy satisfaction of the
nine little tombstones in the graveyard, each with an inscription, and
looked forward with gentle anticipation to the long summer days when, with
Lady Mary in her lap, she would sit on those graves clad in the deepest
mourning. The fact that the unhappy victims at times moved as it were
uneasily in their graves, or snored, did not affect Polly's imaginative
contemplation, nor withhold the tears that gathered in her round eyes.
Presently, the lids of the round eyes began to droop, the landscape beyond
began to be more confused, and sometimes to disappear entirely and
reappear again with startling distinctness. Then a sound of rippling water
from the little stream that flowed from the mouth of the tunnel soothed
her and seemed to carry her away with it, and then everything was dark.
The next thing that she remembered was that she was apparently being
carried along on some gliding object to the sound of rippling water. She
was not alone, for her three companions were lying beside her, rather
tightly packed and squeezed in the same mysterious vehicle. Even in the
profound darkness that surrounded her, Polly could feel and hear that they
were accompanied, and once or twice a faint streak of light from the side
of the tunnel showed her gigantic shadows walking slowly on either side of
the gliding car. She felt the little hands of her associates seeking hers,
and knew they were awake and conscious, and she returned to each a
reassuring pressure from the large protecting instinct of her maternal
little heart. Presently the car glided into an open space of bright light,
and stopped. The transition from the darkness of the tunnel at first
dazzled their eyes. It was like a dream.
They were in a circular cavern from which three other tunnels, like the
one they had passed through, diverged. The walls, lit up by fifty or sixty
candles stuck at irregular intervals in crevices of the rock, were of
glittering quartz and mica. But more remarkable than all were the inmates
of the cavern, who were ranged round the walls,—men who, like their
attendants, seemed to be of extra stature; who had blackened faces, wore
red bandana handkerchiefs round their heads and their waists, and carried
enormous knives and pistols stuck in their belts. On a raised platform
made of a packing-box on which was rudely painted a skull and cross-bones,
sat the chief or leader of the band covered with a buffalo robe; on either
side of him were two small barrels marked "Grog" and "Gunpowder." The
children stared and clung closer to Polly. Yet, in spite of these
desperate and warlike accessories, the strangers bore a singular
resemblance to "Christy Minstrels" in their blackened faces and attitudes
that somehow made them seem less awful. In particular, Polly was impressed
with the fact that even the most ferocious had a certain kindliness of
eye, and showed their teeth almost idiotically.
"Welcome!" said the leader,—"welcome to the Pirates' Cave! The Red
Rover of the North Fork of the Stanislaus River salutes the Queen of the
Pirate Isle!" He rose up and made an extraordinary bow. It was repeated by
the others with more or less exaggeration, to the point of one humorist
losing his balance!
"Oh, thank you very much," said Polly timidly, but drawing her little
flock closer to her with a small protecting arm; "but could you—would
you—please—tell us—what time it is?"
"We are approaching the middle of Next Week," said the leader gravely;
"but what of that? Time is made for slaves! The Red Rover seeks it not!
Why should the Queen?"
"I think we must be going," hesitated Polly, yet by no means displeased
with the recognition of her rank.
"Not until we have paid homage to Your Majesty," returned the leader.
"What ho! there! Let Brother Step-and-Fetch-It pass the Queen around that
we may do her honor." Observing that Polly shrank slightly back, he added:
"Fear nothing; the man who hurts a hair of Her Majesty's head dies by this
hand. Ah! ha!"
The others all said ha! ha! and danced alternately on one leg and then on
the other, but always with the same dark resemblance to Christy Minstrels.
Brother Step-and-Fetch-It, whose very long beard had a confusing
suggestion of being a part of the leader's buffalo robe, lifted her gently
in his arms and carried her to the Red Rovers in turn. Each one bestowed a
kiss upon her cheek or forehead, and would have taken her in his arms, or
on his knees, or otherwise lingered over his salute, but they were sternly
restrained by their leader. When the solemn rite was concluded,
Step-and-Fetch-It paid his own courtesy with an extra squeeze of the curly
head, and deposited her again in the truck, a little frightened, a little
astonished, but with a considerable accession to her dignity. Hickory and
Patsey looked on with stupefied amazement. Wan Lee alone remained stolid
and unimpressed, regarding the scene with calm and triangular eyes.
"Will Your Majesty see the Red Rovers dance?"
"No, if you please," said Polly, with gentle seriousness.
"Will Your Majesty fire this barrel of gunpowder, or tap this breaker of
"No, I thank you."
"Is there no command Your Majesty would lay upon us?"
"No, please," said Polly, in a failing voice.
"Is there anything Your Majesty has lost? Think again! Will Your Majesty
deign to cast your royal eyes on this?"
He drew from under his buffalo robe what seemed like a long tress of blond
hair, and held it aloft. Polly instantly recognized the missing scalp of
her hapless doll.
"If you please, sir, it's Lady Mary's. She's lost it."
"And lost it—Your Majesty—only to find something more
precious. Would Your Majesty hear the story?"
A little alarmed, a little curious, a little self-anxious, and a little
induced by the nudges and pinches of her companions, the Queen blushingly
signified her royal assent.
"Enough. Bring refreshments. Will Your Majesty prefer wintergreen,
peppermint, rose, or acidulated drops? Red or white? Or perhaps Your
Majesty will let me recommend these bull's-eyes," said the leader, as a
collection of sweets in a hat were suddenly produced from the barrel
labeled "Gunpowder" and handed to the children.
"Listen," he continued, in a silence broken only by the gentle sucking of
bull's-eyes. "Many years ago the old Red Rovers of these parts locked up
all their treasures in a secret cavern in this mountain. They used spells
and magic to keep it from being entered or found by anybody, for there was
a certain mark upon it made by a peculiar rock that stuck out of it, which
signified what there was below. Long afterwards, other Red Rovers who had
heard of it came here and spent days and days trying to discover it,
digging holes and blasting tunnels like this, but of no use! Sometimes
they thought they discovered the magic marks in the peculiar rock that
stuck out of it, but when they dug there they found no treasure. And why?
Because there was a magic spell upon it. And what was that magic spell?
Why, this! It could only be discovered by a person who could not possibly
know that he or she had discovered it; who never could or would be able to
enjoy it; who could never see it, never feel it, never, in fact, know
anything at all about it! It wasn't a dead man, it wasn't an animal, it
wasn't a baby!"
"Why," said Polly, jumping up and clapping her hands, "it was a Dolly."
"Your Majesty's head is level! Your Majesty has guessed it!" said the
leader, gravely. "It was Your Majesty's own dolly, Lady Mary, who broke
the spell! When Your Majesty came down the slide, the doll fell from your
gracious hand when your foot slipped. Your Majesty recovered Lady Mary,
but did not observe that her hair had caught in a peculiar rock, called
the 'Outcrop,' and remained behind! When, later on, while sitting with
your attendants at the mouth of the tunnel, Your Majesty discovered that
Lady Mary's hair was gone, I overheard Your Majesty, and dispatched the
trusty Step-and-Fetch-It to seek it at the mountain side. He did so, and
found it clinging to the rock, and beneath it—the entrance to the
Patsey and Hickory, who, failing to understand a word of this explanation,
had given themselves up to the unconstrained enjoyment of the sweets,
began now to apprehend that some change was impending, and prepared for
the worst by hastily swallowing what they had in their mouths, thus
defying enchantment, and getting ready for speech. Polly, who had closely
followed the story, albeit with the embellishments of her own imagination,
made her eyes rounder than ever. A bland smile broke on Wan Lee's face, as
to the children's amazement, he quietly disengaged himself from the group
and stepped before the leader.
"Melican man plenty foolee Melican chillern. No foolee China boy! China
boy knowee you. YOU no Led Lofer. YOU no Pilat—you allee same
tunnel-man—you Bob Johnson! Me shabbee you! You dressee up allee
same as Led Lofer—but you Bob Johnson—allee same. My fader
washee washee for you. You no payee him. You owee him folty dolla! Me
blingee you billee. You no payee billee! You say, 'Chalkee up, John.' You
say, 'Bimeby, John.' But me no catchee folty dolla!"
A roar of laughter followed, in which even the leader apparently forgot
himself enough to join. But the next moment springing to his feet he
shouted, "Ho! ho! A traitor! Away with him to the deepest dungeon beneath
the castle moat!"
Hickory and Patsey began to whimper, but Polly, albeit with a tremulous
lip, stepped to the side of her little Pagan friend. "Don't you dare touch
him," she said with a shake of unexpected determination in her little
curly head; "if you do, I'll tell my father, and he will slay you! All of
"Your father! Then you are NOT the Queen!"
It was a sore struggle to Polly to abdicate her royal position; it was
harder to do it with befitting dignity. To evade the direct question she
was obliged to abandon her defiant attitude. "If you please, sir," she
said hurriedly, with an increasing color and no stops, "we're not always
Pirates, you know, and Wan Lee is only our boy what brushes my shoes in
the morning, and runs of errands, and he doesn't mean anything bad, sir,
and we'd like to take him back home with us."
"Enough," said the leader, changing his entire manner with the most sudden
and shameless inconsistency. "You shall go back together, and woe betide
the miscreant who would prevent it! What say you, brothers? What shall be
his fate who dares to separate our noble Queen from her faithful Chinese
"He shall die!" roared the others, with beaming cheerfulness.
"And what say you—shall we see them home?"
"We will!" roared the others.
Before the children could fairly comprehend what had passed, they were
again lifted into the truck and began to glide back into the tunnel they
had just quitted. But not again in darkness and silence; the entire band
of Red rovers accompanied them, illuminating the dark passage with the
candles they had snatched from the walls. In a few moments they were at
the entrance again. The great world lay beyond them once more with rocks
and valleys suffused by the rosy light of the setting sun. The past seemed
like a dream.
But were they really awake now? They could not tell. They accepted
everything with the confidence and credulity of all children who have no
experience to compare with their first impressions and to whom the future
contains nothing impossible. It was without surprise, therefore, that they
felt themselves lifted on the shoulders of the men who were making quite a
procession along the steep trail towards the settlement again. Polly
noticed that at the mouth of the other tunnels they were greeted by men as
if they were carrying tidings of great joy; that they stopped to rejoice
together, and that in some mysterious manner their conductors had got
their faces washed, and had become more like beings of the outer world.
When they neared the settlement the excitement seemed to have become
greater; people rushed out to shake hands with the men who were carrying
them, and overpowered even the children with questions they could not
understand. Only one sentence Polly could clearly remember as being the
burden of all congratulations. "Struck the old lead at last!" With a faint
consciousness that she knew something about it, she tried to assume a
dignified attitude on the leader's shoulders, even while she was beginning
to be heavy with sleep.
And then she remembered a crowd near her father's house, out of which her
father came smiling pleasantly on her, but not interfering with her
triumphal progress until the leader finally deposited her in her mother's
lap in their own sitting-room. And then she remembered being "cross," and
declining to answer any questions, and shortly afterwards found herself
comfortably in bed. Then she heard her mother say to her father:—
"It really seems too ridiculous for anything, John; the idea of those
grown men dressing themselves up to play with children."
"Ridiculous or not," said her father, "these grown men of the Excelsior
mine have just struck the famous old lode of Red Mountain, which is as
good as a fortune to everybody on the Ridge, and were as wild as boys! And
they say it never would have been found if Polly hadn't tumbled over the
slide directly on top of the outcrop, and left the absurd wig of that
wretched doll of hers to mark its site."
"And that," murmured Polly sleepily to her doll as she drew it closer to
her breast, "is all that they know of it."