by Alan E. Nourse
Before the first ship from Earth made a landing on Venus,
there was much speculation about what might be found
beneath the cloud layers obscuring that planet's surface
from the eyes of all observers.
One school of thought maintained that the surface of Venus
was a jungle, rank with hot-house moisture, crawling with
writhing fauna and man-eating flowers. Another group contended
hotly that Venus was an arid desert of wind-carved
sandstone, dry and cruel, whipping dust into clouds that sunlight
could never penetrate. Others prognosticated an ocean
planet with little or no solid ground at all, populated by enormous
serpents waiting to greet the first Earthlings with jaws
But nobody knew, of course. Venus was the planet of
When the first Earth ship finally landed there, all they found
was a great quantity of mud.
There was enough mud on Venus to go all the way around
twice, with some left over. It was warm, wet, soggy mud—clinging
and tenacious. In some places it was gray, and in
other places it was black. Elsewhere it was found to be varying
shades of brown, yellow, green, blue and purple. But just the
same, it was still mud. The sparse Venusian vegetation grew
up out of it; the small Venusian natives lived down in it; the
steam rose from it and the rain fell on it, and that, it seemed,
was that. The planet of mystery was no longer mysterious. It
was just messy. People didn't talk about it any more.
But technologists of the Piper Pharmaceuticals, Inc., R&D
squad found a certain charm in the Venusian mud.
They began sending cautious and very secret reports back
to the Home Office when they discovered just what, exactly
was growing in that Venusian mud besides Venusian natives.
The Home Office promptly bought up full exploratory and
mining rights to the planet for a price that was a brazen steal,
and then in high excitement began pouring millions of dollars
into ships and machines bound for the muddy planet. The
Board of Directors met hoots of derision with secret smiles as
they rubbed their hands together softly. Special crews of psychologists
were dispatched to Venus to contact the natives;
they returned, exuberant, with test-results that proved the natives
were friendly, intelligent, co-operative and resourceful,
and the Board of Directors rubbed their hands more eagerly
together, and poured more money into the Piper Venusian
It took money to make money, they thought. Let the fools
laugh. They wouldn't be laughing long. After all, Piper Pharmaceuticals,
Inc., could recognize a gold mine when they saw
Robert Kielland, special investigator and trouble shooter for
Piper Pharmaceuticals, Inc., made an abrupt and intimate
acquaintance with the fabulous Venusian mud when the landing
craft brought him down on that soggy planet. He had
transferred from the great bubble-shaped orbital transport ship
to the sleek landing craft an hour before, bored and impatient
with the whole proposition. He had no desire whatever to go
to Venus. He didn't like mud, and he didn't like frontier projects.
There had been nothing in his contract with Piper demanding
that he travel to other planets in pursuit of his duties,
and he had balked at the assignment. He had even balked at
the staggering bonus check they offered him to help him get
used to the idea.
It was not until they had convinced him that only his own
superior judgment, his razor-sharp mind and his extraordinarily
shrewd powers of observation and insight could possibly
pull Piper Pharmaceuticals, Inc., out of the mudhole they'd
gotten themselves into, that he had reluctantly agreed to go.
He wouldn't like a moment of it, but he'd go.
Things weren't going right on Venus, it seemed.
The trouble was that millions were going in and nothing
was coming out. The early promise of high production figures
had faltered, sagged, dwindled and vanished. Venus was getting
to be an expensive project to have around, and nobody
seemed to know just why.
Now the pilot dipped the landing craft in and out of the
cloud blanket, braking the ship, falling closer and closer to
the surface as Kielland watched gloomily from the after port.
The lurching billows of clouds made him queasy; he opened
his Piper samples case and popped a pill into his mouth. Then
he gave his nose a squirt or two with his Piper Rhino-Vac
nebulizer, just for good measure. Finally, far below them, the
featureless gray surface skimmed by. A sparse scraggly forest
of twisted gray foliage sprang up at them.
The pilot sighted the landing platform, checked with Control
Tower, and eased up for the final descent. He was a skillful
pilot, with many landings on Venus to his credit. He brought
the ship up on its tail and sat it down on the landing platform
for a perfect three-pointer as the jets rumbled to silence.
Then, abruptly, they sank—landing craft, platform and all.
The pilot buzzed Control Tower frantically as Kielland
fought down panic. Sorry, said Control Tower. Something
must have gone wrong. They'd have them out in a jiffy. Good
lord, no, don't blast out again, there were a thousand natives
in the vicinity. Just be patient, everything would be all right.
They waited. Presently there were thumps and bangs as
grapplers clanged on the surface of the craft. Mud gurgled
around them as they were hauled up and out with the sound
of a giant sipping soup. A mud-encrusted hatchway flew open,
and Kielland stepped down on a flimsy-looking platform below.
Four small rodent-like creatures were attached to it by
ropes; they heaved with a will and began paddling through
the soupy mud dragging the platform and Kielland toward a
row of low wooden buildings near some stunted trees.
As the creatures paused to puff and pant, the back half of
the platform kept sinking into the mud. When they finally
reached comparatively solid ground, Kielland was mud up to
the hips, and mad enough to blast off without benefit of landing
He surveyed the Piper Venusian Installation, hardly believing
what he saw. He had heard the glowing descriptions of the
Board of Directors. He had seen the architect's projections of
fine modern buildings resting on water-proof buoys, neat boating
channels to the mine sites, fine orange-painted dredge
equipment (including the new Piper Axis-Traction Dredges
that had been developed especially for the operation). It had
sounded, in short, just the way a Piper Installation ought to
But there was nothing here that resembled that. Kielland
could see a group of little wooden shacks that looked as though
they were ready at a moment's notice to sink with a gurgle into
the mud. Off to the right across a mud flat one of the dredges
apparently had done just that: a swarm of men and natives
were hard at work dragging it up again. Control Tower was to
the left, balanced precariously at a slight tilt in a sea of mud.
The Piper Venusian Installation didn't look too much like
a going concern. It looked far more like a ghost town in the
latter stages of decay.
Inside the Administration shack Kielland found a weary-looking
man behind a desk, scribbling furiously at a pile of
reports. Everything in the shack was splattered with mud. The
crude desk and furniture was smeared; the papers had black
speckles all over them. Even the man's face was splattered,
his clothing encrusted with gobs of still-damp mud. In a corner
a young man was industriously scrubbing down the wall with a
The man wiped mud off Kielland and jumped up with a
gleam of hope in his tired eyes. "Ah! Wonderful!" he cried.
"Great to see you, old man. You'll find all the papers and
reports in order here, everything ready for you—" He brushed
the papers away from him with a gesture of finality. "Louie,
get the landing craft pilot and don't let him out of your sight.
Tell him I'll be ready in twenty minutes—"
"Hold it," said Kielland. "Aren't you Simpson?"
The man wiped mud off his cheeks and spat. He was tall and
graying. "That's right."
"Where do you think you're going?"
"Aren't you relieving me?"
"I am not!"
"Oh, my." The man crumbled behind the desk, as though
his legs had just given way. "I don't understand it. They told
"I don't care what they told you," said Kielland shortly.
"I'm a trouble shooter, not an administrator. When production
figures begin to drop, I find out why. The production figures
from this place have never gotten high enough to drop."
"This is supposed to be news to me?" said Simpson.
"So you've got troubles."
"Friend, you're right about that."
"Well, we'll straighten them out," Kielland said smoothly.
"But first I want to see the foreman who put that wretched
landing platform together."
Simpson's eyes became wary. "Uh—you don't really want
to see him?"
"Yes, I think I do. When there's such obvious evidence of
incompetence, the time to correct it is now."
"Well—maybe we can go outside and see him."
"We'll see him right here." Kielland sank down on the bench
near the wall. A tiny headache was developing; he found a
capsule in his samples case and popped it in his mouth.
Simpson looked sad and nodded to the orderly who had
stopped scrubbing down the wall. "Louie, you heard the man."
Simpson scowled. Louie went to the door and whistled.
Presently there was a splashing sound and a short, gray creature
padded in. His hind feet were four-toed webbed paddles;
his legs were long and powerful like a kangaroo's. He was
covered with thick gray fur which dripped with thick black
mud. He squeaked at Simpson, wriggling his nose. Simpson
squeaked back sharply.
Suddenly the creature began shaking his head in a slow,
rhythmic undulation. With a cry Simpson dropped behind the
desk. The orderly fell flat on the floor, covering his face with
his arm. Kielland's eyes widened; then he was sitting in a
deluge of mud as the little Venusian shook himself until his
fur stood straight out in all directions.
Simpson stood up again with a roar. "I've told them a thousand
times if I've told them once—" He shook his head helplessly
as Kielland wiped mud out of his eyes. "This is the one
you wanted to see."
Kielland sputtered. "Can it talk to you?"
"It doesn't talk, it squeaks."
"Then ask it to explain why the platform it built didn't hold
the landing craft."
Simpson began whistling and squeaking at length to the
little creature. Its shaggy tail crept between its legs and it hung
its head like a scolded puppy.
"He says he didn't know a landing craft was supposed to
land on the platform," Simpson reported finally. "He's sorry,
"But hasn't he seen a landing craft before?"
Squeak, squeak. "Oh, yes."
"Wasn't he told what the platform was being made for?"
Squeak, squeak. "Of course."
"Then why didn't the platform stand up?"
Simpson sighed. "Maybe he forgot what it was supposed
to be used for in the course of building it. Maybe he never
really did understand in the first place. I can't get questions
like that across to him with this whistling, and I doubt that
you'll ever find out which it was."
"Then fire him," said Kielland. "We'll find some other—"
"Oh, no! I mean, let's not be hasty," said Simpson. "I'd hate
to have to fire this one—for a while yet, at any rate."
"Because we've finally gotten across to him—at least I think
we have—just how to take down a dredge tube." Simpson's
voice was almost tearful. "It's taken us months to teach him.
If we fire him, we'll have to start all over again with another
Kielland stared at the Venusian, and then at Simpson. "So,"
he said finally, "I see."
"No, you don't," Simpson said with conviction. "You don't
even begin to see yet. You have to fight it for a few months
before you really see." He waved the Venusian out the door
and turned to Kielland with burden of ten months' frustration
in his voice. "They're stupid," he said slowly. "They are so
incredibly stupid I could go screaming into the swamp every
time I see one of them coming. Their stupidity is positively
"Then why use them?" Kielland spluttered.
"Because if we ever hope to mine anything in this miserable
mudhole, we've got to use them to do it. There just isn't any
With Simpson leading, they donned waist-high waders with
wide, flat silicone-coated pans strapped to the feet and started
out to inspect the installation.
A crowd of a dozen or more Venusian natives swarmed
happily around them like a pack of hounds. They were in and
out of the steaming mud, circling and splashing, squeaking:
and shaking. They seemed to be having a real field day.
"Of course," Simpson was saying, "since Number Four
dredge sank last week there isn't a whale of a lot of Installation
left for you to inspect. But you can see what there is, if
"You mean Number Four dredge is the only one you've got
to use?" Kielland asked peevishly. "According to my records
you have five Axis-Traction dredges, plus a dozen or more of
the old kind."
"Ah!" said Simpson. "Well, Number One had its vacuum
chamber corroded out a week after we started using dredging.
Ran into a vein of stuff with 15 per cent acid content, and it
got chewed up something fierce. Number Two sank without a
trace—over there in the swamp someplace." He pointed across
the black mud flats to a patch of sickly vegetation. "The Mud-pups
know where it is, they think, and I suppose they could
go drag it up for us if we dared take the time, but it would
lose us a month, and you know the production schedule we've
been trying to meet."
"So what about Numbers Three and Five?"
"Oh, we still have them. They won't work without a major
"Overhaul! They're brand new."
"They were. The Mud-pups didn't understand how to sluice
them down properly after operations. When this guck gets out
into the air it hardens like cement. You ever see a cement
mixer that hasn't been cleaned out after use for a few dozen
times? That's Numbers Three and Five."
"What about the old style models?"
"Half of them are out of commission, and the other half
are holding the islands still."
"Those chunks of semisolid ground we have Administration
built on. The chunk that keeps Control Tower in one place."
"Well, what are they going to do—walk away?"
"That's just about right. The first week we were in operation
we kept wondering why we had to travel farther every
day to get to the dredges. Then we realized that solid ground
on Venus isn't solid ground at all. It's just big chunks of
denser stuff that floats on top of the mud like dumplings in a
stew. But that was nothing compared to the other things—"
They had reached the vicinity of the salvage operation on
Number Five dredge. To Kielland it looked like a huge
cylinder-type vacuum cleaner with a number of flexible hoses
sprouting from the top. The whole machine was three-quarters
submerged in clinging mud. Off to the right a derrick floated
hub-deep in slime; grapplers from it were clinging to the
dredge and the derrick was heaving and splashing like a
trapped hippopotamus. All about the submerged machine were
Mud-pups, working like strange little beavers as the man supervising
the operation wiped mud from his face and carried on
a running line of shouts, curses, whistles and squeaks.
Suddenly one of the Mud-pups saw the newcomers. He
let out a squeal, dropped his line in the mud and bounced
up to the surface, dancing like a dervish on his broad webbed
feet as he stared in unabashed curiosity. A dozen more followed
his lead, squirming up and staring, shaking gobs of
mud from their fur.
"No, no!" the man supervising the operation screamed.
"Pull, you idiots. Come back here! Watch out—"
The derrick wobbled and let out a whine as steel cable sizzled
out. Confused, the Mud-pups tore themselves away from the
newcomers and turned back to their lines, but it was too late.
Number Five dredge trembled, with a wet sucking sound, and
settled back into the mud, blub—blub—blub.
The supervisor crawled down from his platform and sloshed
across to where Simpson and Kielland were standing. He
looked like a man who had suffered the torment of the damned
for twenty minutes too long. "No more!" he screamed in Simpson's
face. "That's all. I'm through. I'll pick up my pay any
time you get it ready, and I'll finish off my contract at home,
but I'm through here. One solid week I work to teach these
idiots what I want them to do, and you have to come along
at the one moment all week when I really need their concentration."
He glared, his face purple. "Concentration! I should
hope for so much! You got to have a brain to have concentration—"
"Barton, this is Kielland. He's here from the Home Office,
to solve all our problems."
"You mean he brought us an evacuation ship?"
"No, he's going to tell us how to make this Installation pay.
Right, Kielland?" Simpson's grin was something to see.
Kielland scowled. "What are you going to do with the
dredge—just leave it there?" he asked angrily.
"No—I'm going to dig it out, again," said Barton, "after
we take another week off to drum into those quarter-brained
mud-hens just what it is we want them to do—again—and then
persuade them to do it—again—and then hope against hope
that nothing happens along to distract them—again. Any
Simpson shook his head. "Take a rest, Barton. Things will
look brighter in the morning."
"Nothing ever looks brighter in the morning," said Barton,
and he sloshed angrily off toward the Administration island.
"You see?" said Simpson. "Or do you want to look around
Back in Administration shack, Kielland sprayed his throat
with Piper Fortified Bio-Static and took two tetracycline capsules
from his samples case as he stared gloomily down at the
little gob of blue-gray mud on the desk before him.
The Venusian bonanza, the sole object of the multi-million-dollar
Piper Venusian Installation, didn't look like much. It
ran in veins deep beneath the surface. The R&D men had
struck it quite by accident in the first place, sampled it along
with a dozen other kinds of Venusian mud—and found they
had their hands on the richest 'mycin-bearing bacterial growth
since the days of the New Jersey mud flats.
The value of the stuff was incalculable. Twenty-first century
Earth had not realized the degree to which it depended upon
its effective antibiotic products for maintenance of its health
until the mutating immune bacterial strains began to outpace
the development of new antibacterials. Early penicillin killed
96 per cent of all organisms in its spectrum—at first—but time
and natural selection undid its work in three generations. Even
the broad-spectrum drugs were losing their effectiveness to a
dangerous degree within decades of their introduction. And
the new drugs grown from Earth-born bacteria, or synthesized
in the laboratories, were too few and too weak to meet the
burgeoning demands of humanity—
Until Venus. The bacteria indigenous to that planet were
alien to Earth—every attempt to transplant them had failed—but
they grew with abandon in the warm mud currents of
Venus. Not all mud was of value: only the singular blue-gray
stuff that lay before Kielland on the desk could produce the
'mycin-like tetracycline derivative that was more powerful than
the best of Earth-grown wide spectrum antibiotics, with few
if any of the unfortunate side-effects of the Earth products.
The problem seemed simple: find the mud in sufficient
quantities for mining, dredge it up, and transport it back to
Earth to extract the drug. It was the first two steps of the operation
that depended so heavily on the mud-acclimated natives
of Venus for success. They were as much at home in the mud
as they were in the dank, humid air above. They could distinguish
one type of mud from another deep beneath the surface,
and could carry a dredge-tube down to a lode of the blue-gray
muck with the unfailing accuracy of a homing pigeon.
If they could only be made to understand just what they
were expected to do. And that was where production ground
down to a slow walk.
The next few days were a nightmare of frustration for Kielland
as he observed with mounting horror the standard operating
procedure of the Installation.
Men and Mud-pups went to work once again to drag Number
Five dredge out of the mud. It took five days of explaining,
repeating, coaxing and threatening to do it, but finally up it
came—with mud caked and hardened in its insides until it
could never be used again.
So they ferried Number Six down piecemeal from the special
orbital transport ship that had brought it. Only three landing
craft sank during the process, and within two weeks Simpson
and Barton set bravely off with their dull-witted cohorts to
tackle the swamp with a spanking new piece of equipment. At
last the delays were over—
Of course, it took another week to get the actual dredging
started. The Mud-pups who had been taught the excavation
procedure previously had either disappeared into the swamp or
forgotten everything they'd ever been taught. Simpson had
expected it, but it was enough to keep Kielland sleepless for
three nights and drive his blood pressure to suicidal levels. At
length, the blue-gray mud began billowing out of the dredge
onto the platforms built to receive it, and the transport ship
was notified to stand by for loading. But by the time the ferry
had landed, the platform with the load had somehow drifted
free of the island and required a week-long expedition into the
hinterland to track it down. On the trip back they met a rainstorm
that dissolved the blue-gray stuff into soup which ran out
between the slats of the platform, and back into the mud again.
They did get the platform back, at any rate.
Meanwhile, the dredge began sucking up green stuff that
smelled of sewage instead of the blue-gray clay they sought—so
the natives dove mud-ward to explore the direction of the
vein. One of them got caught in the suction tube, causing a
three-day delay while engineers dismantled the dredge to get
him out. In re-assembling, two of the dredge tubes got interlocked
somehow, and the dredge burned out three generators
trying to suck itself through itself, so to speak. That took another
week to fix.
Kielland buried himself in the Administration shack, digging
through the records, when the reign of confusion outside
became too much to bear. He sent for Tarnier, the Installation
physician, biologist, and erstwhile Venusian psychologist. Dr.
Tarnier looked like the breathing soul of failure; Kielland had
to steel himself to the wave of pity that swept through him at
the sight of the man. "You're the one who tested these imbeciles
originally?" he demanded.
Dr. Tarnier nodded. His face was seamed, his eyes lustreless.
"I tested 'em. God help me, I tested 'em."
"Standard procedures. Reaction times. Mazes. Conditioning.
Language. Abstractions. Numbers. Associations. The works."
"Standard for Earthmen, I presume you mean."
"So what else? Piper didn't want to know if they were Einsteins
or not. All they wanted was a passable level of intelligence.
Give them natives with brains and they might have to
pay them something. They thought they were getting a bargain."
"Only your tests say they're intelligent. As intelligent, say,
as a low-normal human being without benefit of any schooling
or education. Right?"
"That's right," the doctor said wearily, as though he had
been through this mill again and again. "Schooling and education
don't enter into it at all, of course. All we measured
was potential. But the results said they had it."
"Then how do you explain the mess we've got out there?"
"The tests were wrong. Or else they weren't applicable even
on a basic level. Or something. I don't know. I don't even care
much any more."
"Well I care, plenty. Do you realize how much those creatures
are costing us? If we ever do get the finished product on
the market, it'll cost too much for anybody to buy."
Dr. Tarnier spread his hands. "Don't blame me. Blame
"And then this so-called biological survey of yours," Kielland
continued, warming to his subject. "From a scientific
man, it's a prize. Anatomical description: limited because of
absence of autopsy specimens. Apparently have endoskeleton,
but organization of the internal organs remains obscure.
Thought to be mammalianoid—there's a fence-sitter for you—but
can't be certain of this because no young have been observed,
nor any females in gestation. Extremely gregarious,
curious, playful, irresponsible, etc., etc., etc. Habitat under
natural conditions: uncertain. Diet: uncertain. Social organization:
uncertain." Kielland threw down the paper with a snort.
"In short, the only thing we're certain of is that they're here.
Very helpful. Especially when every dime we have in this project
depends on our teaching them how to count to three without
Dr. Tarnier spread his hands again. "Mr. Kielland, I'm a
mere mortal. In order to measure something, it has to stay the
same long enough to get it measured. In order to describe
something, it has to hold still long enough to be observed. In
order to form a logical opinion of a creature's mental capacity,
it has to demonstrate some perceptible mental capacity to start
with. You can't get very far studying a creature's habitat and
social structure when most of its habitating goes on under
twenty feet of mud."
"How about the language?"
"We get by with squeaks and whistles and sign language.
A sort of pidgin-Venusian. They use a very complex system
among themselves." The doctor paused, uncertainly. "Anyway,
it's hard to get too tough with the Pups," he burst out
finally. "They really seem to try hard—when they can just
manage to keep their minds to it."
"Just stupid, carefree, happy-go-lucky kids, eh?"
Dr. Tarnier shrugged.
"Go away," said Kielland in disgust, and turned back to the
reports with a sour taste in his mouth.
Later he called the Installation Comptroller. "What do you
pay Mud-pups for their work?" he wanted to know.
"Nothing," said the Comptroller.
"We have nothing they can use. What would you give them—United
Nations coin? They'd just try to eat it."
"How about something they can eat, then?"
"Everything we feed them they throw right back up. Planetary
"But there must be something you can use for wages," Kielland
protested. "Something they want, something they'll work
"Well, they liked tobacco and pipes all right—but it interfered
with their oxygen storage so they couldn't dive. That
ruled out tobacco and pipes. They liked Turkish towels, too,
but they spent all their time parading up and down in them and
slaying the ladies and wouldn't work at all. That ruled out
Turkish towels. They don't seem to care too much whether
they're paid or not, though—as long as we're decent to them.
They seem to like us, in a stupid sort of way."
"Just loving, affectionate, happy-go-lucky kids. I know. Go
away." Kielland growled and turned back to the reports ...
except that there weren't any more reports that he hadn't read
a dozen times or more. Nothing that made sense, nothing that
offered a lead. Millions of Piper dollars sunk into this project,
and every one of them sitting there blinking at him expectantly.
For the first time he wondered if there really was any solution
to the problem. Stumbling blocks had been met and removed
before—that was Kielland's job, and he knew how to
do it. But stupidity could be a stumbling block that was all but
Yet he couldn't throw off the nagging conviction that something
more subtle than stupidity was involved....
Then Simpson came in, cursing and sputtering and bellowing
for Louie. Louie came, and Simpson started dictating a
message for relay to the transport ship. "Special order, rush,
repeat, rush," Simpson grated. "For immediate delivery Piper
Venusian Installation—one Piper Axis-Traction Dredge, previous
Kielland stared at him. "Again?"
Simpson gritted his teeth. "Again."
"Blub," said Simpson. "Blub, blub, blub."
Slowly, Kielland stood up, glaring first at Simpson, then at
the little muddy creatures that were attempting to hide behind
his waders, looking so forlorn and chastised and woebegone.
"All right," Kielland said, after a pregnant pause. "That's all.
You won't need to relay that order to the ship. Forget about
Number Seven dredge. Just get your files in order and get a
landing craft down here for me. The sooner the better."
Simpson's face lit up in pathetic eagerness. "You mean
we're going to leave?"
"That's what I mean."
"The company's not going to like it—"
"The company ought to welcome us home with open arms,"
Kielland snarled. "They should shower us with kisses. They
should do somersaults for joy that I'm not going to let them
sink another half billion into the mud out here. They took
a gamble and got cleaned, that's all. They'd be as stupid as
your pals here if they kept coming back for more." He pulled
on his waders, brushing penitent Mud-pups aside as he started
for the door. "Send the natives back to their burrows or whatever
they live in and get ready to close down. I've got to figure
out some way to make a report to the Board that won't get us
He slammed out the door and started across to his quarters,
waders going splat-splat in the mud. Half a dozen Mud-pups
were following him. They seemed extraordinarily exuberant
as they went diving and splashing in the mud. Kielland turned
and roared at them, shaking his fist. They stopped short, then
slunk off with their tails between their legs.
But even at that, their squeaking sounded strangely like
laughter to Kielland....
In his quarters the light was so dim that he almost had his
waders off before he saw the upheaval. The little room was
splattered from top to bottom with mud. His bunk was coated
with slime; the walls dripped blue-gray goo. Across the room
his wardrobe doors hung open as three muddy creatures rooted
industriously in the leather case on the floor.
Kielland let out a howl and threw himself across the room.
His samples case! The Mud-pups scattered, squealing. Their
hands were filled with capsules, and their muzzles were dripping
with white powder. Two went between Kielland's legs and
through the door. The third dove for the window with Kielland
after him. The company man's hand closed on a slippery tail,
and he fell headlong across the muddy bed as the culprit literally
slipped through his fingers.
He sat up, wiping mud from his hair and surveying the damage.
Bottles and boxes of medicaments were scattered all over
the floor of the wardrobe, covered with mud but unopened.
Only one large box had been torn apart, its contents ravaged.
Kielland stared at it as things began clicking into place in
his mind. He walked to the door, stared out across the steaming
gloomy mud flats toward the lighted windows of the Administration
shack. Sometimes, he mused, a man can get so close
to something that he can't see the obvious. He stared at the
samples case again. Sometimes stupidity works both ways—and
sometimes what looks like stupidity may really be something
far more deadly.
He licked his lips and flipped the telephone-talker switch.
After a misconnection or two he got Control Tower. Control
Tower said yes, they had a small exploratory scooter on hand.
Yes, it could be controlled on a beam and fitted with cameras.
But of course it was special equipment, emergency use only—
He cut them off and buzzed Simpson excitedly. "Cancel all
I said—about leaving. I mean. Change of plan. Something's
come up. No, don't order anything—but get one of those natives
that can understand your whistling and give him the
Simpson bellowed over the wire. "What word? What do you
think you're doing?"
"I may just be saving our skins—we won't know for a while.
But however you manage it, tell them we're definitely not
leaving Venus. Tell them they're all fired—we don't want them
around any more. The Installation is off limits to them from
here on in. And tell them we've devised a way to mine the lode
without them—got that? Tell them the equipment will be arriving
as soon as we can bring it down from the transport."
"Oh, now look—"
"You want me to repeat it?"
Simpson sighed. "All right. Fine. I'll tell them. Then what?"
"Then just don't bother me for a while. I'm going to be
busy. Watching TV."
An hour later Kielland was in Control Tower, watching the
pale screen as the little remote-controlled explorer circled the
installation. Three TV cameras were in operation as he settled
down behind the screen. He told Sparks what he wanted to do,
and the ship whizzed off in the direction the Mud-pup raiders
At first, there was nothing but dreary mud flats sliding past
the cameras' watchful eyes. Then they picked up a flicker of
movement, and the ship circled in lower for a better view. It
was a group of natives—a large group. There must have been
fifty of them working busily in the mud, five miles away from
the Piper Installation. They didn't look so carefree and happy-go-lucky
now. They looked very much like desperately busy
Mud-pups with a job on their hands, and they were so absorbed
they didn't even see the small craft circling above them.
They worked in teams. Some were diving with small containers;
some were handling lines attached to the containers;
still others were carrying and dumping. They came up full,
went down empty, came up full. The produce was heaped
in a growing pile on a small semisolid island with a few
scraggly trees on it. As they worked the pile grew and grew.
It took only a moment for Kielland to tell what they were
doing. The color of the stuff was unmistakable. They were
mining piles of blue-gray mud, just as fast as they could mine
With a gleam of satisfaction in his eye, Kielland snapped off
the screen and nodded at Sparks to bring the cameras back.
Then he rang Simpson again.
"Did you tell them?"
Simpson's voice was uneasy. "Yeah—yeah, I told them.
They left in a hurry. Quite a hurry."
"Yes, I imagine they did. Where are your men now?"
"Out working on Number Six, trying to get it up."
"Better get them together and pack them over to Control
Tower, fast," said Kielland. "I mean everybody. Every man
in the Installation. We may have this thing just about tied up,
if we can get out of here soon enough—"
Kielland's chair gave a sudden lurch and sailed across the
room, smashing into the wall. With a yelp he tried to struggle
up the sloping floor; it reared and heaved over the other way,
throwing Kielland and Sparks to the other wall amid a heap
of instruments. Through the windows they could see the gray
mud flats careening wildly below them. It took only an instant
to realize what was happening. Kielland shouted, "Let's get
out of here!" and headed down the stairs, clinging to the railing
for dear life.
Control Tower was sinking in the mud. They had moved
faster than he had anticipated, Kielland thought, and snarled
at himself all the way down to the landing platform below. He
had hoped at least to have time to parley, to stop and discuss
the whys and wherefores of the situation with the natives. Now
it was abundantly clear that any whys and wherefores that
were likely to be discussed would be discussed later.
And very possibly under twenty feet of mud—
A stream of men were floundering out of Administration
shack, plowing through the mud with waders only half strapped
on as the line of low buildings began shaking and sinking into
the morass. From the direction of Number Six dredge another
crew was heading for the Tower. But the Tower was rapidly
growing shorter as the buoys that sustained it broke loose with
Kielland caught Sparks by the shoulder, shouting to be
heard above the racket. "The transport—did you get it?"
"I—I think so."
"They're sending us a ferry?"
"It should be on its way."
Simpson sloshed up, his face heavy with dismay. "The
dredges! They've cut loose the dredges."
"Bother the dredges. Get your men collected and into the
shelters. We'll have a ship here any minute."
"But what's happening?"
"We're leaving—if we can make it before these carefree,
happy-go-lucky kids here sink us in the mud, dredges, Control
Tower and all."
Out of the gloom above there was a roar and a streak of
murky yellow as the landing craft eased down through the
haze. Only the top of Control Tower was out of the mud now.
The Administration shack gave a lurch, sagging, as a dozen
indistinct gray forms pulled and tugged at the supporting structure
beneath it. Already a circle of natives was converging on
the Earthmen as they gathered near the landing platform shelters.
"They're cutting loose the landing platform!" somebody
wailed. One of the lines broke with a resounding snap, and
the platform lurched. Then a dozen men dived through the
mud to pull away the slippery, writhing natives as they worked
to cut through the remaining guys. Moments later the landing
craft was directly overhead and men and natives alike scattered
as she sank down.
The platform splintered and jolted under her weight, began
skidding, then held firm to the two guy ropes remaining. A
horde of gray creatures hurled themselves on those lines as
a hatchway opened above and a ladder dropped down. The
men scurried up the ropes just as the plastic dome of the
Control Tower sank with a gurgle.
Kielland and Simpson paused at the bottom of the ladder,
blinking at the scene of devastation around them.
"Stupid, you say," said Kielland heavily. "Better get up
there, or we'll go where Control Tower went."
"Wrong again. Everything saved." Kielland urged the administrator
up the ladder and sighed with relief as the hatch
clanged shut. The jets bloomed and sprayed boiling mud far
and wide as the landing craft lifted soggily out of the mire and
roared for the clouds above.
Kielland wiped sweat from his forehead and sank back on
his cot with a shudder. "We should be so stupid," he said.
"I must admit," he said later to a weary and mystified Simpson,
"that I didn't expect them to move so fast. But when you've
decided in your mind that somebody's really pretty stupid, it's
hard to adjust to the idea that maybe he isn't, all of a sudden.
We should have been much more suspicious of Dr. Tarnier's
tests. It's true they weren't designed for Venusians, but they
were designed to assess intelligence, and intelligence isn't a
quality that's influenced by environment or species. It's either
there or it isn't, and the good Doctor told us unequivocally that
it was there."
"But their behavior."
"Even that should have tipped us off. There is a very fine
line dividing incredible stupidity and incredible stubbornness.
It's often a tough differential to make. I didn't spot it until I
found them wolfing down the tetracycline capsules in my
samples case. Then I began to see the implications. Those
Mud-pups were stubbornly and tenaciously determined to drive
the Piper Venusian Installation off Venus permanently, by fair
means or foul. They didn't care how it got off—they just
wanted it off."
"But why? We weren't hurting them. There's plenty of mud
"Ah—but not so much of the blue-gray stuff we were after,
perhaps. Suppose a space ship settled down in a wheatfield in
Kansas along about harvest time and started loading wheat
into the hold? I suppose the farmer wouldn't mind too much.
After all, there's plenty of vegetation on Earth—"
"They're growing the stuff?"
"For all they're worth," said Kielland. "Lord knows what
sort of metabolism uses tetracycline for food—but they are
growing mud that yields an incredibly rich concentration of
antibiotic ... their native food. They grow it, harvest it, live
on it. Even the way they shake whenever they come out of the
mud is a giveaway—what better way to seed their crop far and
wide? We were mining away their staff of life, my friend. You
really couldn't blame them for objecting."
"Well, if they think they can drive us off that way, they're
going to have to get that brilliant intelligence of theirs into
action," Simpson said ominously. "We'll bring enough equipment
down there to mine them out of house and home."
"Why?" said Kielland. "After all, they're mining it themselves
a lot more efficiently than we could ever do it. And with
Piper warehouses back on Earth full of old, useless antibiotics
that they can't sell for peanuts? No, I don't think we'll mine
anything when a simple trade arrangement will do just as well."
He sank back in his cot, staring dreamily through the port as
the huge orbital transport loomed large ahead of them. He
found his throat spray and dosed himself liberally in preparation
for his return to civilization. "Of course, the natives are
going to be wondering what kind of idiots they're dealing with
to sell them pure refined extract of Venusian beefsteak in
return for raw chunks of unrefined native soil. But I think we
can afford to just let them wonder for a while."
This etext was produced from "Tiger by the Tail and Other Science Fiction
Stories by Alan E. Nourse" and was first published in Fantastic Universe
July 1957. Extensive research did not uncover any
evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was